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Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Paper by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is lonely woman with no friends and her dream of being a writer was shot down by someone she trusted. Years later, Bella on a whim writes down something. Now Bella’s life is changing but what if it’s changing to whatever is written on the paper. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2008
Superman Complex by seevousplay reviews
Edward Cullen is a rock star in the biggest band of the decade. He's America's "It Boy," but he's still unhappy. Will Bella be in time to save him? AH AU. Nominated for Rare Gem Award
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,988 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6484 - Favs: 9,489 - Follows: 4,260 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Imitating Art by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan, celebrated romance novelist, doesn't live a very exciting life outside of her work. Can that annoyingly persistent man she met at a coffee shop one day help break her out of her shell and start living like her characters do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hopeless Longing by SavageWoman reviews
“Don’t do this,” she whispered stopping his intended kiss. “Please,” he almost begged. “I can’t deny this anymore.” How can Bella and Edward survive their hopeless longing to be together while trapped by choices they made before they met? AU, All Vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dimes by brighteyes87 reviews
He loved her from the moment they met but she was married. ONE-SHOT based on Damien Jurado song. E/B, AH. Does have a happy ending! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposure by EclipsedofSoul reviews
The vampire court is a dangerous place for a human girl, but especially when she appeals to a certain one of them... SMC contest entry for ‘Underworld’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sewn by theD'Urberville reviews
Princess Bella has just been married to a man she doesn't love. Her life has been full of misfortunes and her future looks bleak. Will she find escape? What about the sudden arrival of the missing Prince Edward? A tale of adventure, love, and hope...E/B!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,751 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When what you want is something you can’t have, do you resist it? Or just keep it a secret? BxE, AH, AU. Lemony fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dream With Me by wishimight reviews
Edward is literally the man of Bella’s dreams. For the past 12 months, Bella has spent every single night dreaming of a man she's never met. But what happens when she's forced to wake up and face reality? Will Edward be there waiting for her? One shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forest's Gift by windtear reviews
On holiday in England, Bella encounters a strange but irresistable young man. For Jayliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Gifts by Warui-Usagi reviews
Bella, Edward, and the act of giving those things that matter the most to the ones you love the most. Oneshot. [Winner of the Twilight Archives’ “No Dialogue” challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete