Hello, insert name here! You my friend, are reading my profile! (duna dun DAH)

I don't have any stories up for now, but as soon as I do you'll know about it.

Quote Time!!

"C'mon, let's blow this dam thing up!" Sparx on a dam, TLoS:DotD

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"If the world chooses to be my enemy... I will fight like I always have!" ~Shadow The Hedgehog in Sonic Next Generation

"I control my own destiny." ~Again, Shadow The Hedgehog in Sonic Next Generation

Zanta: Can you beat someone who you can't recognize? (switches his and Santa's hats)

Edd: ...Really you-

Tom: Oh no, (holding gun) which one do I shoot?

Matt: Where'd he get the gun?

Edd: I don't know! ~Scene from Edd's World X-Mas Special: Zanta Claws II

Matt: Yes! I got the keys!

Edd: Ya know, I thought they'd have security camereas around here. (looks up to see a security camera)

Matt: Shoot. ~Scene from Edd's World: 25 feet under the seat. Sadly, this is also the episode where Tord moved away. Even Zanta missed him (watched Zanta Claws II, it's true! But then he asked if he could take his place. :P )

Zanta: Didn't you know that I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE?

Edd: You can't kill us; we've all been... generally good this year.

Zanta: Well, this says that YOU (points at Matt) ARE A MURDERER!

Matt: (slaps away his hand) WHAT? No I'm not!

Zanta: You stepped on a bug!

Matt: (Looks at his sneaker)

Bug: (nearly dead) Omigosh ah ah AHH ...uh. (dies)

Matt: (is quiet, but has the O My Gosh look on his face) ~Scene from Edd's World Zanta Claws

"When there's nothin' left to lose you win" -Line from All Hail Shadow
"Suffer long and it will set you free" -Line from All Hail Shadow
"Every night, I stay awake, I'll find another complection And every night, I won't make mistakes I dream of an absolution" -Opening lines from Dreams of an Absolution
"And you'll see (that this is my dream!) -Line from Dreams of an Absolution
"And if you wanna test him best bring your best Don't make me spell it out, bring your best!" -Line from His World
"He is the one who understands when the tides will swing, So he's breakin' down doors never following!" -Line from His World
"Take a look inside your heart What seems fair today! Tomorrow it may not! -Line from Live Life
"But you can can't save your sorrow, You've paid in trade" -Line from Live and Learn
"Is it me You say You're looking for? Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for (here for)..." Line from What I'm Made of...

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Charlie: What is the door?
Blue: The door is everything...
Pink: All that once was and all that will be...
Blue: The door controls time and space...
Pink: Love and death...
Blue: The door can see into your mind...
Pink: The door can see into your SOUL!!
Charlie: (terrified) R-really? The door can do all that?
Pink: Haha... no!

~Charlie The Uniorn 3

Copy & Paste-ey Thing-eis!

If you think Amy should be with Sonic, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting high meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a girl was cooties?
when your worst enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

CHILDREN AT HEART FOREVER! XD

~Thanks to DJ Bleach for finding this. He's an AWESOME author!

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"We're all a little crazy on the inside. But not me! I'm crazy on the outside! Who wants pie?!"~ DJ Bleach

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning" BOOM!

"What happen?"

"Someone set up us the bomb!"

"We get signal!"

"What?"

"Main Screen turn on!"

"It's you!"

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION"

"What you say?"

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA."

"What do we do?"

"Move every Zig!"

"You sure what you are doing?"

"Laung Zig! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!"--Translated script from "Zero Wing" the game that spawned All Your Base

"Ever notice that Calogne rhymes with Alone?"

"Don't run...RUSH RECKLESSLY!"

~Things to do when you're in Walmart!~

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.)Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16.)when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17.)Touch an electrical coard and pretend that you are getting shocked.

18.)Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

19.) throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

20.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

21.) Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

22.) Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

23.) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

24.) Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

25.) Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

26.) Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

27.) Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

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If you can raed this, psas it on!

My favourite songs: (Note: the number next to it is the out-of-five star rating) (Another Note: These, if you haven't figured out, are all songs from Sonic) (Yet Another Note: The pi is a lie (all hail Not's quote!) )

From Sonic Adventure:

It Doesn't Matter (Crush 40): 3.4

Beleive in Myself: 3.3

My Sweet Passion: 3.2

Open Your Heart: 4.8

From Sonic Adventure 2:

It Doesn't Matter (remix): 3.8

Throw It All Away: 3.4

Escape From the City: 5 (IDK why, but I just like it)

Live and Learn: 5 (Two 5's in SA2! Yay!)

From Sonic Heroes:

We can: 4.0

Follow Me: 3.5

This Machine: 4.5 (anyone else see how all the teams' songs are two-word titled?)

What I'm Made of...: 4.7

From Shadow The Hedgehog:

I Am... All of Me: 4.2

All Hail Shadow (Magna-Fi): 4.2

Chosen One: 5

From Sonic The Hedgehog (But I call it Sonic Next Generation):

His World (original): 5

His World (Crush 40): 3.9

His World (Zebrahead): 3.6 (Wow, so many vees of His World)

All Hail Shadow (Crush 40): 4.9

Dreams of an Absolution (original, NOT REMIX): 5

Wave Ocean Theme: 4.8

Sweet Dreams: 3.5 or 4.1 (Depends if I'm in a hyper mood or a serious mood)

His World (Instumental): 5 (Best. Insrumental song. EVUURR!!)

From Sonic Unleashed:

Endless Possibilities: 5

Dear My Friend: 3.4

Dark Gaia Phase 2 (Endless Possibilities instrumental): 5 (Didn't want to stop listening! Awesomeful!)

From Sonic and the Secret Rings:

Seven Rings in Hand: 5 (did I mention I like final boss themes?)

From Sonic and the Black Knight: (Notices the shortness of SatSR songs. "... What? It's the only one I really know.")

Fight the Knight: 3.8

With Me: 4.6

Live Life: 4.7

Knight of the Wind: 4.9 (I'm basically the only person on Earth who thinks Seven Rings in Hand is better than Knight of the Wind (Barely, but it's still better))

Other:

Vela Nova (presently Blaze's theme): 3.5

Dreams of an Absolution Remix (Next Gen. Blaze's theme): 4.0

Sonic vs. Shadow (Sonic Adventure 2): 3.1

Mission Street (Sonic Adventure 2): 4.3

Wave Ocean: The Inlet (Sonic The Hedgehog): 4.5

Kingdom Vally (Sonic The Hedgehog): 4.2

Crisis City (Sonic The Hedgehog): 4.3

Mi-Ra-I (Sonic X, Japanese Ending #2, translated to "Future"): 4.3

T.O.P. (Sonic X, Japanese Ending #3): 3.2

Hikaru Michi (Sonic X, Japanese Ending #1, translated to "The Shinging Road"): 4.8

S.O.N.I.C. Drive (Sonic X, Japanese Opening): 4.9

Events (music played during events/cutscenes)

No Past to Remember (Sonic Heroes): 3.4

Disquieting Shadow (Sonic Heroes): 4.0

Excuse Me (Sonic Heroes): 3.0

Unexpected Encounter (Sonic Heroes): 4.2

Adventure Must Go On (Sonic Heroes (Finale)): 3.9

Mephiles's Whisper (Sonic Next Generation): 4.1 (listen when you get to one minute-five; it makes you feel like you're being watched...)

Sonic vs. Shadow (Sonic Adventure 2): 3.1

This is the channel I use for most music, unless I'm looking for the lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/user/truesonic1?blend=1&ob=4

COUPLES

Ones I Like:

Sonamy (SonicXAmy) (an obvious choice)
Silvaze (SilverXBlaze) (They admited they like each other... I've got it on film!)
Tailsmo (TailsXCosmo) (They were perfect together. And she was gone. -Said this about them once)

Ones I Am Positivly Neutreal On:

Knuxouge (KnucklesXRouge)
Chaream (CharmyXCream)
Silvamy (SilverXAmy) (I'll put up with this... to a level)

Ones I Dislike:

ANYTHING YAOI OR YURI
Shadouge (ShadowXRouge) (Trust me... it won't happen)
Tailseam (TailsXCream) (They hardly interact, and SHE hasn't been playable since Sonic Heroes)
Shadamy (ShadowXAmy) (They respet each other, and never fight, but they aren't meant for each other)
Shadaze (ShadowXBlaze) (...No.)
Shadikal (ShadowXTikal) (Um...)
Shadeam (ShadowXCream) (Gah! Who can they NOT pair him up with?)
Shadilver (ShadowXSilver)
Sonadow (SonicXShadow)
Shadney (ShadowXHoney)
... I had to ask O.O

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And now, my two OCs:

Name: Mace Destiny Kiwi

Age: 13 1/2

Eyes and Hair: Dark brown eyes; almost waist-length wavy brunett

Description: A bit of a computer adict; shows some fangirlness around Sonic and Silver, but mainly Shadow; not sc8tuh; not girly; eyes are thinnner than most, but is not Chinese or Japanese or Tibetan; usually wears hair in a headband, ocasionally in braid

Name: Bradford (Brady) Zachory Danson

Age: 13 1/3

Eyes and Hair: Dark blue eyes; ear-length, straight black hair

Description: A bit sporty; average grades; seams to have an unknown relation, but wheather it's fanguyness, lovey-luv, or loooove is debatable; middle-class wear (meaning tee and jeans); more of a baseball-type than a basketball- or football-type;

I like reading the humor stories, parodies, truth-or-dare fics, and the ocasional romance and/or hurt/comfort stories. You will most likely find my reviews for jackattack555's Sonic: Truth or Dare, JSandders's Sonic: Truth or Torture, or my new friend Not G. Ivingname's not another sonic truth or dare.

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