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 Author has written 2 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. April 2016: Oh god the pain of this website...I've just rediscovered my account from 2009 that I forgot about. You know what I'm just going to leave my stories exactly as they were for hilarity purposes. Thankfully, I've learnt a bit more grammar than I knew back then. The worst sentence I could find was from an author's note at the beginning: "Sorry about any spelling or grammer mistakes or really anything wrong with it. 2 swares by the way xD" Like come on... I was 13 hahaha. March 2018: Oh god.. I found this again. I also found out I have another account called "EdgeysCravat" .. I do not remember making that one at all. There was nothing on that account though.. That's a bit sad. Well, the username is bad enough. July 2019: Ok who keeps bringing me back here. Someone favourited one of my stories from 2010 last month. How did you even find that? Why would it be your favourite? Back then, I was convinced that "until" was spelt "untill." I have an ao3 account called lowertadfield now. It's just as cringe as this. |
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The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Drabbles by can-o-soup reviews
Sherlock and John don't often make it clear how they feel about each other. Sometimes we have to guess. Sherlock/John. Various themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Discoveries by doctorcoffeeboy reviews
Eventual Slash. Sorry non-lovers. The story of how John and Sherlock fianally work out they like each other. And of course, it all starts with Sherlock falling ill.Mostly fluff, for now. No idea how this will pan out. Latest chapter has been re-posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Never Been Kissed by fangirl8392 reviews
Sherlock has never been kissed. John decides to fix this. One-shot, fluffy as hell, quite short
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Hell Freezes Over by Meon reviews
Douglas has to room with Martin in St. Petersburg in a rubbish hotel without a working heater. For the first time, Martin manages to fix something. In this case, the heating. One-shot that came to me while thinking about the poor Cabin Crew's hotel choice
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cabin Pressure
Fortune Cookies by EverybodysRussian1812 reviews
A match made in a Chinese restaurant where one of them can predict the fortune cookies.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Pounds by Darmed reviews
He'd been sitting on that shelve for years, and it was bloody sodding time someone put him on again. From the point of view of MartinGaga's shades.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - John W.
How Sherlock Became a Masochist by Laury the Latrator reviews
Or: Five times John wanted to help him, and the one time he did. Sherlock/John fluff. Not S&M! Mention of self-harm. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
all worn out and nothing fits by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
"It's the only part of your life you really hide from me, John, it and the war, and I'd like to know about it. About you." Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Petty Erosions by CaffieneKitty reviews
John Watson has had worse days, but he's certainly had better.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Feelings and a Bottle of Jack by TARDIS-Trailer reviews
Sherlock and John are in a cab on the way home back to the flat when John asks Sherlock a personal question. Set in The Blind Banker. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mortality by Lily S. Brett reviews
Sherlock comes home wounded, leading John to consider Sherlock's mortality, and the void that would be left if the great detective was no more. K only for a little mild language.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Home is where the heart is by TheSingingGirl reviews
Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme, asking for River/Eleven fluff. "I need you, sweetie. 45X/diamond 13:32 12/6/5047"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fifteen for the TARDIS by ox-dancindarlin-xo reviews
Fifteen words. Fifteen drabbles. One hundred words each. All set in the TARDIS. And LOTS of River/Eleven. Rated T for implied things, and because I'm paranoid.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Peace, Love and Angst by LeahxLeah reviews
"People are stupid, John. You aren't. What that makes you, I don't know. But don't fool yourself into thinking that you are one of them—you're mine." Bits and drabbles surrounding Sherlock and John. SLASH, Pre-slash. Don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
love or something like it by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
Lots of talking, lots of affection. No sex, though - at least, not on Sherlock's part. Asexual!Sherlock/Watson; completed 5/27/11.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Everlasting by MyelleWhite reviews
"Love is love, no matter what gender." After a series of issues, Sherlock and John have finally had enough waiting. Sherlock/John. LAST CHAPTER NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tell Me About Her by akaAuroraBorealis reviews
To help John dispel his nightmares, Sherlock has him talk about his friend, a photojournalist, he knew in Afghanistan. A 221b.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closure by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Sherlock hears about Osama Bin Laden's death and goes to tell John. I wrote this while I was waiting for the President to speak last night in order to try to process. Drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Get It All in Writing by Ivory Novelist reviews
Sherlock and John write love letters to each other. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance/nonsexual soul mates . Part of my "Modern Day Soul Mates" series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Exceptions by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Sherlock fears that what he and John have can't last and John tells him why he's an idiot. Part 4 of my series. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance/soulmate love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Religion by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. He'd rather be anywhere else, anywhere but a church.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another Christmas Dinner by goldvermilion87 reviews
Slightly fluffy, slightly humorous story written for the holmestice fic exchange on livejournal. Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss have the rights to these characters, and they're doing a wonderful job with them. I wouldn't even try to take the credit!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by solauzish reviews
Sherlock/John drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unconscious Monologue by chipzixo reviews
With John there, the beeping of the heart monitor didn't seem as foreboding. Just the doctor's presence made the coma easier to bear. Soon enough, the one-sided chatter returned, Sherlock replying in his own mind; his own unconscious monologue.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Text by NekoHellAngel reviews
Phoenix is suffering from a bad case of bordom and doesn't know what to do. When he gets a few unexpected texts from Edgeworth the bordom leaves for a little while, but lonliness threatens to sneak in.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
And I Must Scream by starlingnight reviews
Silence has fallen, but the Doctor is screaming in the dark, immobile and imprisoned. AU from The Pandorica Opens.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/7/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Receipts by Orange Lights reviews
Maya gets more than she baragined for when she looks through Phoenix's old receipts. Rated T for bad innuendos.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Only fools get colds by Fallen Crystal Moon reviews
one-shot! Malik and Ryou play in the rain but it all ends up to one of them being a fool. Which would it be? Caution: Fluffy, and...um...WET! XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Undeferred Dreams by Tallis-chan reviews
Oneshot - Phoenix and Miles have a talk concerning Miles's outlook. "Someone once told me, take off your shoes whatever chances you get, especially when they're wet." Phoenix&Miles
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Turnabout Doujinshi by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
Two fan-girl assistants, two clueless men, and a whole lotta yaoi doujinshi. What could possibly go wrong? Contains shounen-ai but nothing too explicit. A funny romantic fic for FeeniexEdgey. Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Kay F., Maya F. - Complete
Once Coupon A Time by Icaurice Deauxnim reviews
The story behind how Colias Palaeno became the ambassador of Babahl, with the help of his buddy and secretary Manny Coachen.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - C. Palaeno - Complete
Monday by PandaPrinzessin reviews
It's Monday morning and something important is missing from Colias Palaeno's calendar. But when he confronts the guilty party, both of them find a little more than they expected... Implied Manny x Colias
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Something Went Right It Was Thanks To The Butz! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
Young Larry Butz is bored and so finds a very creative way to amuse himself! FeeniexEdgey childhood fic. Fluffy. Oneshot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Larry B. - Complete
ShiLong Lang and the Wolf Detective by Icaurice Deauxnim reviews
Shi-Long Lang is a hotshot Interpol agent from the country of Zheng Fa. Zhen Hu is a wolf trained as a detective. Together, THEY FIGHT CRIME. In the latest chapter of this ongoing story, Agent Lang and Detective Hu risk life and limb to kill all drugs!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - S. L. Lang
The Death of the Rookie Killer by KitKatt0430 reviews
When that case landed on Edgeworth's desk, he handed it off to Payne deliberately. Years later, he finds himself doing the same thing for the same reasons... A behind the scenes take on why Payne was assigned cases in the first and third games.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Miles E., Winston P. - Complete
Phoenix Rising by Spoodlexiii reviews
Set post-AJ. Miles just wants to return to a semi-normal life. Alas, cruel fate has it in for Miles, and the only ace up his sleeve he gets to have is his partner, Phoenix Wright.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Oblivious by renrenren3 reviews
Phoenix Wright plays the Ace Attorney series and makes a shocking discovery. Contains some breaking of the 4th wall and much crack.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Let it all out by Odin.Oddly reviews
After the traumatic case in 2-4, Phoenix needs to decompress, and an observant Miles is there to help.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Passing Notes by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
Your Honor, what's that?" The Judge sighed. Mr Wright and Mr Edgeworth had been giving him reasons to turn around all day! Was it all a coincidence, or were they up to something? And why did he keep hearing paper rustling when his back was turned?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
ConSequences by Corruputed-Ink reviews
Phoenix and Miles are on their way home when an accident from nowhere strikes, what has Phoenix found in Miles' wallet and what does it mean for their relationship
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
and down came the rain by The Soup reviews
After all their years and trials - literally - as friends, Phoenix realizes what's been there all along. Edgeworth x Phoenix
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Why He Was Named Miles by Dj Tyf0on reviews
We find out why Edgeworth was named Miles. Rated T for immature jokes.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Name the Ant, Gant! by Rainjam reviews
Damon Gant voluteers in a class of five-year old kids wearing a carrot suit. He's doing a quiz on, 'guess the ant' and makes the hardest question deemed possible. No one could have guessed it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Moving On by Cohen's girl reviews
Edgeworth decides to visit his father's grave. Just a quick random fic. Edge x Phoenix
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
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Trucy's Earrings reviews
A young Trucy decides she wants her ears pierced, but who will feel more pain as it happens? Oneshot. A Fluffy and cute story for anyone.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Trucy W., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Polly's New Home reviews
Polly the Parrot has a new home after the events of 1-4. However Franziksa is not impressed. Total Joke fanfic and my first ever. Spiolers for 1-4. T for a tiny bit of bad language.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Franziska vK. - Complete