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I like writing a lot and all of my teachers say that I am good at it. I read somewhere that lefties are good writers, and I guess I can say that that is true. I'm a brunette tomboy skater/drummer girl whose friends think she is a nerd.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1. What color is your toothbrush?

Blue-Green

2. Name one person who made you smile today:

Chloe

3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning

Sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Being at Church

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Cookie Dough Hershey's Bar

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

EWWWWW NOOOO!

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

HEEPWAH!! MATT FINALLY E-MAILED ME BACK!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Rocky Road

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Grape Crush

10. Do you like your wallet?

no. just a boring black wallet.

11. What was the last thing you ate?

Pizza Factory pizza and breadsticks!

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

no.

13. The last sporting event you watched?

The Purdue basketball game. it sucked!

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

DELL'S CAREMELL CORN!!

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

no one. my darling daddy won't let me get a cell phone, so, there fore, no texting. :'''''''(

16. Ever go camping?

sorta. does summer camp count?

17. Do you take vitamins daily?

no

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

no every Saturday and, during the school year, every Tuesday and Thursday. stupid boring Catholic school with ugly uniforms!!

19. Do you have a tan?

not much right now, but in the summer I get really tan!

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVLY PIZZA!!

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

not unless my 'rents make me because it's "proper"

22. What did your last text message say?

once again, I CAN'T TEXT!!

23. What are you doing tomorrow?

idk. it's Sunday, so I will just hang out and finish reading Haunted Decatur

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

a window some CDs a globe and lots of other crap

26. What color is your watch?

red with a scottie on it! my parents got it for me from Vegas

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia

kangaroos

28. What is your birthstone?

saphire

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru

30. What is your favorite number?

13

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Chloe

32. Any plans today?

it's 9 pm I don't think I'll be going anywhere

33. How many states have you lived in?

one

34. Biggest annoyance right now?

my little sister, aka Blondie

35. Last song listened to?

Ready,Set,Go! by none other than TOKIO HOTEL!!

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba duh! leftie skills!

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

no! how rich do you think I am?

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

my tennies from Aeropostale

39. Are you jealous of anyone?

no.

40. Is anyone jealous of you?

yes, but I won't name-names

41. Do you love anyone?

I'm not telling you, complete stranger!

42, Do any of your friends have children?

ewwww nooo!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

school.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

yes. I hate them A LOT! but I won't say who they are because I am better than them, and I won't sink to their level! (and they stalk me!)

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

um i think so

46, What color is your car?

I drive a light blue bike and a camo skateboard!

47, Do you like cats?

sometimes! I LUV U, TRICK AND LILY!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

no

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

yes. just last summer with one of my BFFs, Zoe

50. How did you get your worst scar?

never got one, unless you mean mentally. then last soccer season when I had to play on the fifth grade team while the rest of my real team played up! :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(


40 More Questions:

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

1 DUH!!

2. What is your favorite possession

UMMM... my brain, I think

3. Do you own a gun?

A NERF gun! and my daddy has one in the basement! BOYS BEWARE!

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

I don't have one, stupid

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

yes.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

milk milk milk

9. Can you do a push up?

Yes. twenty on a good day

10. Is your bathroom clean?

no way in heck!

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

my sterling silver T-Rex necklace from Von's

12. Do you take painkillers?

yes

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

IDK. I am only friends with guys. It has always been that way!

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

sometimes...

15. What's your name?

Abigail

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:

TH TK TL. nuf said

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

root beer. honeybun. twizzlers. (all on different days, so don't think I'm fat!)

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Water, milk, sunkist

19. Current worry?

That I will embarass myself in front of the whole school in the spelling bee.

20. Current hate?

you don't want to know how much I hate...umm I'd rather not say

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

CAMP ONDESSONK!!

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

watched "New Year. No Limits" banged pots and screamed loudly

23. Where would you like to go?

Argentina, soccer and fossils! you can't get any cooler than that! GERMANY! TO GO SEE A TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!

24. Do you own slippers?

yes! Jack Skellington, the Grinch, Purdue Pete, and Scooby-Doo!

25. What shirt are you wearing?

a pale blue shirt with a black vest

26. Favorite color(s)?

army green, blue, and brown

27. Are you gay?

NO!! actually, I'm kind of homophobic. no offense blushes

28. Do you sing in the shower?

HECK YES!

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

John Wayne Gacy. idk why because he was executed before I was born! (I think) SEE I TOLD YOU I'M HOMOPHOBIC!

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

navy blue with dinosaurs all over. I'm a tomboy!

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

physically: when I got my hand slammed in a foldable table. mentally: last soccer season :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(

32. Who is your loudest friend?

Kaitlyn! JUST TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!!

33. Who is your most silent friend?

Zoe. She spaces out almost more than me. Wait. I am my own friend right? then ME!

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

yes

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

yes

36. What is your favorite candy?

SKITTLES!!

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

What I like about you. Devo songs. Cha-Cha Slide

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

idk. Wierd Al songs to make people happier! I hate it when people are sad!

39. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?

drawing new YouTube video concepts. I am very serious about my videos. Unfortunatly, my friends/actors aren't

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! aww now it's over. how un-heepwah-tastic!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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