Name: Becca

Age: 19

Has lived in: England and America

Best friends: Michael, Chatto, Chase and Adam! Love you guys :D

E-mail address: Please only e-mail me if you have a question, a request, or want my help with something. My fanfiction address is: rlduffy@hotmail.co.uk

Fav colour: Black

Least fav: Pink

Fav subjects: Maths and ICT

Least fav: RE, Art, Drama

Wants to be: An engineer

Likes: Reading, Cats, School, Chocolate

Dislikes: the 'popular' people, snobby people who think they're better than every one else.

height: about 5'6

weight: 9st 5lb

Any updates will probably be slow- I'm an incredibly slow writer.

29-11-13

UPDATE

I am so sorry but it is doubtful that there will be any updates any time soon. I failed a year in school and wasn't allowed to retake, so I am now working full time and planning to get an apprenticeship next year. Trying to deal with all that, driving lessons, my nan's Alzheimer's, and the depression/suicidal thoughts have been creeping in- which my mother does not help with. I've also recently had a long look at the my life and come to realize that I am bisexual and have a crush on one of my very female and straight friends- trying to come to terms with all this without telling my family has taken a lot out of me, and I currently find myself unable to write.

Sorry!

Favourite Anime/Cartoon(s):

Yu-Gi-Oh

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

DragonBall/Z/GT

Bakugan

Huntik

Naruto

Mew Mew Power

Code Lyoko

Class of the Titans

Pokemon

Digimon

Favourite Pairings:

Yu-Gi-Oh:

Yami/Yugi

Duke/Tristan

Seto/Joey

Marik/Malik

Bakura/Ryou

Atemu/Heba

Mahado/Isis

Tristan/Serenity

Yu-Gi-Oh GX:

Jesse/Jaden

Zane/Jaden

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's:

Jack/Yusei

DragonBall/Z/GT:

Vegeta/Goku

Krillin/18

Mirai-Trunks/Gohan

Trunks/Goten

Vegeta/Bulma

Naruto:

Sasuke/Naruto

Class of the Titans:

Archie/Jay

Code Lyoko:

JeremyxAelita

YumixUlrich

Mew Mew Power:

Mark/Zoey

Sergio/Bridget

Elliot/Westley

Bakugan:

Ace/Dan

Favourite books/series:

Warrior Cats

The Fire series (About dragons- not entirely sure what the series is called)

The Little House series

Inkheart series

Maximum Ride series

Harry Potter

Most crime novel series, like Kathy Reichs, Rizzoli and Isles etc

TV Shows:

Doctor Who

Castle

Firefly

Supernatural

Lie To Me

Fringe

White Collar

Criminal Minds

CSI

NCIS

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"When you have kids i hope they turn out just like you"

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper

UK/USA and proud of it

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm.. something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Hair coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(But it tastes so good!)

On a hair straightener:
"Do not use in water."
(Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a sunflower seed packet:
"This is not a peanut product."
(I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, MusicalLife17, Maats Diamond

If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut
I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention
I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up
I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish
I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian
I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with
I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian
I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly
I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

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If you wish for Danny Phantom to have more than 3 seasons (It's not fair!), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are over the age of twelve and still like Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the fact that people treat teens like idiots, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you've survived a 45 degree celsius (113 degrees Fahrenheit) day without melting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile

RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

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Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Yugioh survey

1) Mai Valentine vs. Alexis Rhodes vs. Akiza Izinski
Alexis Rhodes

2) Joey Wheeler vs. Syrus Truesdale vs. Carly Carmine
Joey Wheeler

3) Leo vs. Luna
Luna

4) Kaiba vs. Chazz vs. Jack
Jack

5) Pegasus vs. Hassleberry vs. Crow
Crow

6) Yugi vs. Jaden vs. Yusei

Cant decide! Love all three!

7) Overall what is the best card in the game.
Stardust Dragon

8) Exodia vs. Egyptian Gods
Egyptian Gods- mostly because they're slightly easier to summon. (and I LOVE Egypt :D)

9) Armitael Phantom of Chaos vs. Egyptian Gods
Egyptian Gods once again

10) Favorite character(s) from original yugioh
Yugi and Yami

11) Favorite character(s) from yugioh gx

Jaden and Jesse... cant decide

12) Favorite character(s) from yugioh 5d's
Yusei and Jack...

13) Best Synchro Monster
Stardust Dragon

14) Favorite Card
The Dark Magician, Blues Eyes White Dragon or Elemental Hero Neos... can't decide...

15) Favorite Plant Monster

BlackRose Dragon (even if it's plant and dragon)

16) Favorite Warrior Monster
Succubus Knight

17) Favorite Dragon Monster
Blue Eyes White Dragon or Stardust Dragon... cant decide...

18) Favorite Machine Monster
Quillbolt Hedgehog (so cute!)

19) Favorite Archtype(classification of monsters for example crystal beasts)

Crystal Beasts, Elemental Heroes or the Neo Spacians... they're all pretty cool!

Favorites (Harry Potter)

Weasley? Ron

Character, Overall? Harry or Sirius

Female Character? Hermione

Male Character? Harry/Sirius

Group Of Characters? The Golden Trio

Adult? Sirius

Professor? Remus

Ship? Draco/Harry or Severus/Harry or Sirius/Harry... I can't choose! I love all three!

Spell? Expecto Patronum

Sweet? Chocolate frogs

Book? The Prisoner of Azkaban

Place? Hogwarts

Weasley Twin? George

Shop? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.

Least Favorites

Weasley? Percy

Character, Overall? Pettigrew

Female? Umbridge

Male? Fudge

Adult? Umbridge

Student? Romilda Vane

Spell? The Unforgivables

Book? Order of the Phoenix

Ship? Harry Potter/Lavender Brown

Sweet? Cockroach Cluster

Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange

Shop? Borgin and Burkes.

Place? Grimmauld Place

Professor? Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Harry/Ginny? It's okay, but I prefer Harry with Draco/Severus/Sirius

Ron/Hermione? Meh... Dont love it, don't hate it

Harry/Hermione? It's okay... I've always thought there might be something, though I prefer Harry with guys

Harry/Luna? No

Harry/Pansy? No

Ron/Lavander? No

Ron/Luna? Meh... Depends on the story really

Ron/Pansy? Never gonna happen

Ron/Fleur? Nope, Fleur is all Bill's :D

Hermione/Krum? Nope

Hermione/Draco? It's okay (but still prefer Draco/Harry)

Hermione/FredORGeorge? It's pretty good

James/Lily? Don't hear much about it, but it's okay

Lily/Snape? In certain circumstances

Lily/Sirius? Again, only in certain circumstances

Lily/Lupin? Again, only in certain circumstances

Tonks/Lupin? Their okay (they give us Teddy!) but I quite like Remus with Sirius or Severus

Draco/Pansy? Nope, Draco belongs with Harry

Fred/Angelina? It could happen, but Fred does die so...

Bill/Fleur? Yes

Harry/Cho? Never.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron? Harry

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Neville or Seamus? Seamus

Snape or Slughorn? Severus

Fred Or George? George

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Butterbeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Fizzing Whizzbees.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor

List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Harry
2. Sirius
3. Ron
4. Hermione
5. Remus
6. Draco
7. Severus
8. Luna
9. Neville
10. Charlie
11. Bill
12. James

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Draco/Bill. No, not really

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hermione. Emma Watson... Hell yes! :D

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

James got Luna pregnant... possible with time travel, but then I think Lily and Neville would kill him :D

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Neville. Yep, hundreds

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sirius and Draco... I guess, maybe?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Remus/Neville or Remus/Charlie. Remus/Charlie because they're closer in age (And Remus didn't teach Charlie in school!)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Severus walking in on Sirius and James. He'd join in and make a threesome!

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff

Harry/Luna... I believe so, though I don't read it myself

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Severus/James. "The pain of losing a love"

10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Sirius/Hermione/Remus... yes, potentially

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Luna. Bonkers

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Draco/James... Slash and Incest (with possible time traveling to explain James)

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Remus. This morning at ten past twelve (midnight) (Boys of Summer by Aurora Vasile. It's a threesome between Harry, Sirius and Remus)

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

(Harry) and (Severus) are in a happy relationship until (Neville) runs off with (Severus). (Harry), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Bill) and a brief unhappy affair with (James), then follows the wise advice of (Remus) and finds true love with (Ron).

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Ron/Severus. Possibly, If Harry, Sirius, Draco, Remus and Lucius were all dead. I prefer them with Sevvy.

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Neville, Bill. Not sure, as far as I know they've never really had much contact, but he'd probably be upset because a) that's just who Neville is, and b) Bill is Ron's older brother, and Rona and Neville are pretty good friends so...

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?

Ron, Draco, Neville, Charlie. Well, Charlie and Ron are pretty much already in the Order, but Neville would be next because of Draco's parents being Death Eaters

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Sirius, Remus, Luna, Bill. None, but I would have to say Sirius or Remus (because Remus is a werewolf, and almost all of Sirius's family are Death Eaters)

19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?

Harry/Draco or Sirius/Hermione. Harry/Draco obviously!

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Remus and Neville. With people constantly saying about how weak Neville is compared to his parents, it's up to our favourite werewolf/professor to build up Neville's confidence.

21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Severus/James. Angst/Drama

22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Harry kill Sirius or Neville kill Remus. Neither! Harry is Sirius godson, and Neville was Remus student! Neither would kill the other.

23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?

Harry,Draco, Luna, Charlie. Harry isn't the youngest Auror for nothing! Though Draco would also be pretty good.

24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Luna or Neville. Luna, Love the hair :D

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? Severus

Hagrid or Snape? Severus

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Aragog or Grawp? Grawp.

WWW or Honeydukes? WWW

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Order of the Phoniex? Order of the Phoenix

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldemort

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork - sometimes I'm asleep.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips...

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

If at first you do succced, try not to look too astonished.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Taste the rainbow - EAT CRAYONS!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in kitchen foil.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

That creative writing course I took was really indescribable.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Shin Bones, a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Atom 1: I lost an electron!... Atom 2: Are you positive?

May the mass-times-acceleration be with you.

RAWR!: it means 'I love you' in dinosaur.

It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill - it contained the antidote.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

He Said: "Why do you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "You wear pants don't you?"

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I am not weird... just plotting.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won't make you cry.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit !!!!!

Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Adults are just kids with money.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

On Monday I'm wishing for it to be Friday,only to realize I am wishing myself older. OH-NO

i wonder why they chain up pens in banks. Like we're gonna steal a pen in a bank filled with tons of money!!! Out of everything, we want the pens!!!

I know I'm not perfect.
I know I'm a geek, in many different ways.
I know I listen to "weird" bands.
I know I like to read.
I know I like school, even the teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends.
I know I'm loved.
I know who I love.
I know what I love.
I know I can overcome put-downs.
I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drug
] You have a lot of friends
] You get along with everyone
[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
] You love soccer
] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL:

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
] You laugh a lot
] You like to follow trends.
] Politics suck.
] You love to swim
] Water polo is awesome
] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
] You’re an optimist.
] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 3

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 6

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
[x] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
] Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 10

Three years ago I was a Ravenclaw, now I'm a Slytherin, guess everything that's gone on in that time has really made me see who I truly am

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Story Ideas:

A Tortured Past: a Huntik fanfic. A new mission leads to problems for Dante when he has to face his home-town for the first time in 20 years. Everyone treats there treats him like a hero, apart from his parents who just ignore him. What is going on in this strange town, and why does Dante keep disappearing for hours on end?

A New Beginning: A Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. Joey has been keeping a secret from his friends. He's been secretly dating the CEO of Kaibacorp and usually big headed jerk Seto Kaiba. How will his friends react when they find out? And what will happen when a strange group of people want something from Seto and are willing to use Joey and the gang to get it? Romance. Joey&Seto (Sideline Yugi&Yami, Tristan&Duke, and possible Heba&Atemu)

An Impossible Friendship: A Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. A gang of assassins is on the loose. The Queen is dead and Egypt is in mourning. From the turmoil comes a ray of hope for the Pharaoh, his sons, and the court, in the form of the five Children of Ra. But with these heroes a great evil approaches the palace… Romance. Yugi&Yami, Heba&Atemu, Joey&Seth, Ryou&Bakura, Malik&Marik, Isis&Mahado

I Breathe In, I Breathe Out: A Yu-Gi-Oh One shot/songfic. Yami thinks about his love for Yugi while he watches his aibou sleep. Based of the song I Breathe In, I Breathe Out by Chris Cagle.

Finding Love: A Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. Yugi finds out he has a rare disease and has only got a few months to live. How will he break the news to his friends, and to Yami, the one he secretly loves? And will the hospital be able to cure him in time, or his he doomed to die without telling Yami how he feels? And who is Heba and how does he know Yugi? Romance/Angst. Yugi&Yami, (Minor Joey&Seto, Ryou&Bakura, Malik&Marik)

Servant of the Light: (title subject to change) Jaden's parents are always competing in duel tournaments, so when they're home for a break Jaden is eager to take his boyfriend Jesse and best friends home to see them. But who they find is a shock to most. But you know Jaden, where he goes trouble follows...

Unexpected Reunions: A Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's fanfic. Yusei had been disappearing a lot lately and the gang, not to mention his secret boyfriend/lover Jack Atlas, are getting worried. A surprise vistor brings back painful memories for Yusei, but trouble seems to follow in her footsteps. The five signers are going to be facing their toughest challenge yet, but with their friends by their sides, there's no way they can lose, right? Romance/Adventure. Yusei&Jack