Sasuke gets a little more than ice cream from Sakura one hot, Konoha summer. Blank Period. 699-700. SasuSaku Post War Post Sasuke Shinden. Rewrite of my original 2010 story. Prequel to Awkward.

In which Sasuke learns that dating Sakura isn't all rainbows and butterflies because his girlfriend is studying to become a doctor in the future. /SasuSaku. AU. Series of one-shots./

Become an international criminal? Check. Stop a world war? Check. Parenting? Nothing could have prepared Sasuke. Drabble Series.

They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.

Uchiha Sarada thought boys were stupid, but annoyance wasn't the reason. Spoilers for chapter 700.

/SasuSaku/ He had no right to show up at her door and wait for her the way that he did, with no apologies or explanations ready to spill from his lips. He had no right to act like he had never done anything wrong… like he hadn't burned her heart to ashes. In those three years he was gone, she had never forgiven him for doing this to her. Oneshot. Naruto: The Last!setting.

Post-canon. Babysitting the dobe's spawns weren't in his plans. "Sasuke-jiji?" "What?" "Shin needs to go potty." Damn it all. Prompt idea courtesy of hokageswag@tumblr.

Post-canon. Sakura would craves tomatoes throughout her pregnancy and Sasuke struggles, trying to keep her from taking his precious fruits (a headcanon by shonashee at tumblr).

Uchiha Sasuke was no romantic, but here he was, breaking his probation, jumping into a decrepit canoe, and paddling tenaciously downriver to see his pink-haired lover.

Love blooms even in the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.

(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.

Her blood everywhere - on the weapon, on the ground, on his clothes. She sacrificed herself just to save him, despite all the sins he's committed. As her lips form a heartbreakingly beautiful smile, Sasuke can only ask, "Why?" One-shot.

A collection of one shots/drabbles, mostly written for 15 minute ficlets in livejournal. #1: Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, condoms, pregnancy and crazy cashiers.

They had been ambushed more than once on this damned mission, so when Sakura finds herself alone with Sasuke, the last thing she expects is for him to ambush her with his kisses and his naughty, wandering hands. SasuSaku. Post-War.

There was a reason why Kakashi rarely ate out with his students.

Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot

He did not know what was wrong with him, but with her lips moving and her emerald doe-like eyes looking at him, he did not mind it at all. Outcome of Entertaining AU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER! :3 This is a birthday present SasuSaka for the one and only TigerPriestess, and guess what, it just so happens to be Sakura's birthday as well ! ;D Make sure you guys wish her a happy birthday!

"So how do you think I look?" He gave a side long glance at her before looking up once again while muttering nonchalantly "not bad" She smiled sadly to herself.

"Due to some problems,Taka High will be joining us here in our school from tomorrow. Please give them a warm welcome." My life took an interesting turn once that announcement was made. SasuSaku and other minor pairings.

He cannot believe the he, the great Uchiha Sasuke cannot knocked down any pins. Surely there must be an explanation for that since he cannot lack skills in bowling right?. Everybody knows that Uchiha's were greatly skilled at everything.

Because, in this moment, Sasuke knew why alcohol and Sakura should never mix. Ever. SasuSaku

In everyone's life, there comes a moment of epiphany; a moment that changes everything they were before. For Uchiha Sasuke, that moment is here, that change starts now. Short Sasu/Saku one-shot, with a tiny bit Naru/Hina on the side. Please Read & Review!

Sasuke never particularly cared what happened to Orochimaru's human experiments until he sees one with pink hair. Hints of SasuSaku.

A moment where you know Sasuke is a softie. You have to read this! It's so funny! I swaer you'll regret it if you don't read it! SakSasDaughter! FamilyHumor Fic! R&R Plz!

Uknown to anyone, Sasuke visits Sakura and well ... Just random romance. It's rather short. My first SasuSaku fanfic so please be nice!

What happens to Haruno when she runs late for school, and under a ladder at that? How does she fix her appearance and possibly her attitude, too? Well RxR!

In which Sakura discovers that Sasuke definitely knows he's sexy. And he's happy about it. Drabble. SasuSaku

Sasuke is called by his girfriend in the middle of the night He would do anything for her

It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot

Happy birthday, Sakura! Silly SasuSaku drabble; R&R!

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.

Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite

What if Sasuke didn't wake up and recover so readily after his battle with Haku? In this story, Sakura nurses Sasuke back to health by herself, which evokes new emotions in Sasuke's heart that he certainly wasn't ready for... SasuSaku. REVISED VERSION. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Me and My Boys. Sakura needs a mission to get her anger out on. Sasuke being the cause of her anger. But she is given the wrong mission. Can Sasuke save her in time? Song-Fic SasuSaku some NaruHina SaIno NejTen and ShikaTema

Sakura and her overprotective teammates are on a mission to get information on the Akatsuki.What happens when Sakura gets kidnapped? Will she finally be able to show the boys she isn't weak anymore? Team7 SasuSaku. Team includes Sai and Yamoto, Prequel and two sequels are up!

Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.

I reached for Sasuke's arm and pushed up the sleeve. I wrote my number on the inside of his forearm in big black letters. He already knew my name and was unlikely to forget it. No big deal or anything.

When Sakura decided to go all out on the term liberation, things really heated up. In reality, she was just out of clean underwear. SasuSaku. Co-authored by cutecrazyice, xfucktheglasses, and Unicorn Paige.

Christmas dinner plus the Uchihas plus the Harunos minus the Parents equals... Wait what? Chu? Dude, what the hell did you just do? Merry Christmas! -2011

One drunken night Sakura describes her ideal boyfriend to her friends not knowing the consequences. As Sasuke is born out of her imagination and is everything she wants in a man Sakura's life begins to look up until he begins to develop a life of his own.

It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku

Naruto being busy with his new girlfriend, Sasuke is bored to no end and decided to set things right with Sakura by helping her with a chore. But what happens when the boy can't deny his feelings for the girl anymore? Read to find out.

Hell bent on revenge Sasuke is training with the darkest ninja of them all, Orchimaru.After 5 years, he's surpressed all memories of his old self. In walks Sakura, whose gonna show this Unciha theres more than just Revenge in life. Lemons! alil' darkfic

Sasuke groans and start moving. Sakura could do nothing but comply, her own lust taking over. He is holding her waist as Sakura bounces up and down on Sasuke. Sasuke feels a heightened pleasure at the fact that their coupling is hidden behind her skirt.

When Sakura is attacked by a gang of lowlife criminals, Sasuke becomes her reluctant saviour. But can he save her from himself? WARNING! Contains rape.

Sakura has got enough stuff to sort through with Sasuke back and Konoha up to its mountains with threats, but when a mysterious woman pops up in her apartment her daily reality gets a good slap to the face.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R

Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.

There was a Facebook challenge going around: "Starting today up to Feb 15, change your profile picture using your crush/love's picture." In which Sakura tries to muster the courage to do it, but finds a sweet surprise beforehand. /One-shot. AU. SasuSaku./

"Is that..." "I think it might be. Look at the hair." "But—but—he's wearing…a…an…" "Yeah. Hmph, Jonin… they're all off the deep end." Utter, delicious crack, nudity, bribery, and the color pink. Vague SasuSaku.

"Watapitusberry!" she screamed and he blinked. If they were not Sakura and Sasuke, it would have been awkward. Edited

Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot

"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. Also something important: the Nagato in this story is not the one from the series. He was mine originally but then I saw the Nagato from the series. Just wanted to clear that up a little!

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Haruno Sakura—the resident sweetheart of Konoha High. Uchiha Sasuke—the somewhat 'nerdy' senior. What could possibly happen when the two are forced to spend a whole month alone together in afterschool detention? Citrus. Lots and lots of citrus. Spur of moment fic, nonsensical trash; read at your own risk/discretion.

R&R "If I were dying I would want to die right here. On this roof in your arms." Sasuke snorted. "That's so cheesy, Sakura." "Sasuke-kun!"

Sequel to "Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard" "Sasuke used to have a stick shoved up his ass." Sakura giggled slightly. Sai glanced at her with a raised eyebrow but then smirked. "Hey Dickless, I think I know where your dick went!"

R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"

Sakura just underwent quite the extreme labor...and Naruto is not making it any easier on her. The Lion King does NOT teach you how to hold a child. A story of the first born Uchiha baby, and the stupidity of the parents best friend

Sakura: "Ever heard of entropy? Yeah, Sasuke's the freakin' king of it! Like, his life is just full of disorder, randomness and spontaneity. Seriously." /SasuSaku. AU. Slight OOC./ One-shot. Rated T for language.

She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.

Sakura goes on a morning rampage and vows to kill a certain Uchiha for stealing her first kiss the previous night. But her murder plot is thwarted and things don't turn out the way she planned. /SasuSaku. One-shot/

Slight AU but i wouldn't worry too much. Sasuke and Sakura are set on giving the other the silent treatment, and they're driving Naruto nuts! being the Hokage he sends them on a fairly easy mission,but will this somehow pry them from their shells?SasuSaku

Sasuke's been sent on a mission back to his home village. Something is completely amiss and Orochimaru for some reason has an interest in Sakura. With his curiosity spiked he sets out to find out or demand what she's been hiding. M just in case.

1234 by Plain White T's : "There’s only one thing to do, three words for you... I love you" ::: Sasuke bends down and whispers in Sakura's ear the three words he had been meaning to say. "I love you." /AU. SasuSaku./

Sakura thought she found true love in Sai until she found out he was just dating her for fun. Heartbroken and crying on the street, Sasuke sees her and helps teach the jerk a lesson. But will they eventually find true love in each other? /AU. SasuSaku/

Team 7 goes undercover for a mission, but Sasuke struggles to maintain professionalism when Sakura looks like...THAT. Sexyfuntimes with SasuSaku.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

The Emerald Slayers are a tough gang, but no one knows who their leader is. Turns out the leader is a female & 4 other gang leaders get interest in her. When she dates a gang leader, Sasuke, A LOT of fighting goes on. /Currently editing/

Sasuke was a prodigy, he knew so many things, but how could this peice of cloth defeat him? That's wen his daughter comes to the rescue!

The Uchiha Corp diamond vault was compromised twice in two days. With priceless diamonds disappearing and appearing again, Sasuke was forced to play a game of cat and mouse. Amidst the company chaos, Neji found himself attracted to a pretty maid.

Sasuke's Pride? Shot down. Sasuke's Ego? Deflated. Sasuke's Masculinity? Punched in the gut. Sakura's Temper? Sky high. Something has Sasuke in an ice cold mood and Sakura in a red hot temper. SasuSaku. One-shot.

In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.

Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Years in the future...Sasuke is a brilliant ANBU while Sakura is a famous medic gone on a research trip. His mission gives them the chance to find new feelings and the opportunity to fulfill them... Sasuke x Sakura

[SasuSaku] Uchiha Sasuke is having a very nice and peaceful day. Nice, but, very disturbing. There was definitely something going on. Just...what? Was it a holiday? And why was his daughter holding a wrapped box...was that for a, heaven forbid...BOY!

COMPLETE: Vampires have needs. Too bad for Sakura that she's one of those needs. And vampires don't give up easily...:SasukeXSakura: