A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Parody summary of the Twilight Series.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.

Because stories this short don't deserve their own story. All Twilight drabbles, contained in one big story.

Edmund comforts Lucy after she is slighted by a boy. Ed and Lu bonding post VDT; no pairings.

Susan mourns for Narnia. PC movieverse.

Perhaps there is hope for Susan yet. LB, no pairings.

*Challenge 32: Earth* What is home, and where do you find it? Each of the Pevensies search for that answer. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. In the year 2149, Ethan Powell moves to Forks and wonders just what the heck is going on with that Bella girl across the cafeteria. Mayhem ensues. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.

."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.

We all have flaws: rage, greed, jealousy, pride, doubt, selfishness. Narnia's Golden Monarchs are golden not for their perfection, but the grace of their King.

A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.

A character study of Rosalie.

The Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society: Oh, no. There's a Sue in the Uglies fandom! Looks like she has a new trick up her sleeve, too...

As Artemis goes through the library to see what books had been added during his absence, he notices some of the fiction Butler has grown attatched to while he was away.Fluff, post TLC. XD sorry if it's kinda wordy- it's my first fic, enjoy?

Peter is forced to make a devastating choice: family or duty. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

One-shot, LB. A series of moments in Edmund Pevensie's life, leading to a decision at the end of it.

Huilen, and her relationship with Nahuel, after she was changed.

You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.

The first time Nahuel met his eldest sister. Oneshot.

*Challenge 31: Fire* Fire rages through the Narnian forests, and the High King is powerless to stop it. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

Jacob was happy when he was with Leah. Blackwater drabble.

*Challenge 7: Wisdom* Hwaet! Now we tell a tale of faith and sacrifice. One story told across two worlds. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

Jacob loved Leah. But did Leah love him? : Leah loved Jacob. But did Jacob love her? Blackwater drabble.

Five times Bella Swan lied to Jacob Black. Oneshot.

Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?

Edward and Emmett get into a little argument about Hannah Montana and Debussy.

Mature Subject Matter. "Sam corners Jake in the forest one day; they are both in their human form. Sam stands close to him, leans in and whispers, 'One day you will imprint and you will break her heart again. What the hell is wrong with you? '"

Claire wants Leah to tell her a bedtime story. Leah wishes she had a happier story to tell. Jacob/Leah

Happily after after" turned out not to be peaceful. Which was as Howl had predicted.

“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”

Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.

It's hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn't think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...

With emphasis on DENSE. Rating for bad language.

There were no dreams, because there was nothing to fear and nothing to hope for in this place of drugged contentment.

She keeps trying, even though she can feel the back of whatever wardrobe she is in, flat against her back. Even though she will never feel soft fur around her face. Even though she does not believe in Aslan.

15 year old Chihiro just can't escape the feeling that she has forgotten something. Something very, very important...

Howl, Sophie, waffy, plotless. Takes place after events in 'Howl's Moving Castle'.