![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books. Hey peoples! Or if your not a person just 'Hey'. So this is a bit about me. 1.I LOVE music and art, they are my favorite. 2. I dont think im that great at wrighting but i do it anyways just because. 3. I discovered fanfiction about a year or so ago and have been obsessed ever since. 4. I JUST LOST THE GAME 5. My main goals in life is to teach everyone I know about the game. If you dont know what the game is the rules: 1. If you think about the game, you lose the game. 2. Once you've lost the game, you must announce it to at least 1 person. 3. You cannot lose the game more than once every 5 minutes 4. If you find someone who dosent know about the game, you must tell them about it. 5.Once you know about the game you must play it. 6. (of the original list) I watch t.v. around two times a week, maybe less. 7. I suck at sports 8. I am really random 9. I love to laugh, it is my favorite thing to do 10. I love to make others laugh even more because laughter is infectuous. 11. My favorite quote is, "Laugh for no reason" (see a patern?) 12. I am really sarcastic yet positive at the same time. (dont know how, but its true) 13. im really superstitios Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! No I do not have kids nor am i an adult. Oldness, ew. i had to post it, it tolf me 2! Annoying things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Thanks for reading peoples and others!!!!!! |
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