my favorite sayings!! some of which are mine, others are from the interwebs!

1. If at first you don't succeed, cheat. repeat until caught... then lie...

2. When in doubt resort to cannibalism!

3. Yesterday’s history, tomorrow’s a mystery, and today is a gift…that’s why they call it the present.

4. Rawr…It means I love you in dinosaur.

5. Dude, you are my best friend…but if the zombies chase us…I’m tripping you.

6. I made you a cookie…but I eated it…still want it?

7. Your mom. OH! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN?!

8. I will eat your brains if you don’t get me a cookie.

9. Illusions of the mind, Can be Illusions to the eyes. Illusions of the heart, can be Illusions of your Fantasy.

10. What is freedom, if you’re trapped?

11. The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them.

12. If you can’t see it, it doesn’t mean it’s not there.

13. You can't fly without wings. You can't fall without a fight. You can't die without losing life first.

14. You can spell, I can kill without remorse. We all have our own special powers.

15. I don't care which side of me takes over in the end, as long as I can remain myself.

16. G-d didn’t make the world all in one day, what makes me think I can do anything remotely close?

17. Ignoring the facts doesn’t change them.

18. Under everyone’s hard shell is someone that wants to be loved.

18. Dude, she is my best friend, you break her heart and I break your face.

Okay to put it simply, if any of you random stalkers out there want to know, I DO SUPPORT HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS!! If you have a problem with that, then your just going to have to deal with it. Cause i don't wanna take your crap about, 'being gay is wrong' or 'your going to hell if you're gay!' or any of that shit. i JUST SIMPLY WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT! understand? good. Just putting it out there.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

(Sarcasm is implyed in the following statements.)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Shikamaru, Deidara, Suigetsu, and Hidan. (Why can't they be real?! When the smile they look SO DAMN GLOMP-ABLE!! DX)

2. What is your favorite pairing? SasuNaru.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Its between yaoi and hentai XP

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yeah, Deidara, just to see if I could pull it off…I could J

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: uh, naruto ninja clash 4, Deidara and Pein’s rings and naruto keychain

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Uh... Hinata-style-blush Next question, PLEASE!!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina. 'Cause

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) YES

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Let's see, same hair, same eyes, same freaking smile! You either have to be blind or be dumber than a post not to see!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara. (Hidan is in second place though.)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Well…I don’t hate tht loser but I’m not a huge fan-girl. So I’d have to say pro because without that duck-haired loser, what would happen to SasuNaru??

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yeah.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? ...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES YES YES YES YES!!

17. Sub or dub? Sub. They just fuck up the voices with dub, I mean, really! Deidara sounds to masculine, Itachi sounds like a pedo, Kisame…im not gonna go there, and EVERYONE else sound like they have down-syndrome!!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI ANTI ANTI!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Since when was Guy-sensei ever sexy? O_o

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? CoughITACHI OR DEIDARACough

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome in a weird way.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Don't know.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? HELLZ YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Ish. I’ve been meaning to get around to it, but I;m just to lazy.

27. Do you like lemons? YES!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No. They just look at me with stares that say What are you talking about? O_o

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I tried.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? WHO HASN’T?!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YES. My good friend Christian is now a big Kakashi fan. Not a fan-guy, but he thinks he’s funny XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? NOPE!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? I didn’t have a life to begin with and my grades are already shitty

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Unfortunately.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELLZ YES!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Like, 80 pix

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? EWWW! SASUKE WAS NEVER SEXY TO BEGIN WITH! DX

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yup!

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Kira Write

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Kira Write

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. My Inner won't shut up. -_-

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, Kira Write

-If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile

QUOTE: Insanity is beauty, friendship is love, and your soul is all that matters. -Kira Write (me)

About me...? UM...I'm 13...i have a very weird, socially-challenged, spontaneous, goofy group of friends. My friends are quite litterally my life. No joke. Um...everyone assumes i'm in love with my best guy friend, which i don't THINK i am...but who knows? I love art, writing, and music. I don't have a favorite genere of music, i kinda like it all. Uhh...I'm very strange. I don't like people, im not anti-social its just that i don't enjoy being around people because their stupidity bothers me. I think on a college level, i love to read, go figure. I want to be in the proffesion of criminal justice. Also, i have no idea what my IQ is, i just got evaluated to see what level i think on so don't ask me. . . . . . . ...I don't know what else to say about myself...i can't really think of anything right now...oh yeah, improper grammer bugs the shit outta me, but yet i use bad grammer. I am currently single and hating it, i love big dogs, like st. bernards cuz there is something about them that makes me want to cuddle them. XP Okay, now i'm out of ideas to talk about...so...bye...? Bye the way, Kira Write isn't my real name, it's a pen name you morons.