Ello! I am Alavanterx the evil( I wish). I love pork chops, have an extremely bad source of cheese, and love anything crazy that will probably never exist (Wow, I

sound a lot like Luna Lovegood don't I). I despise slash at the most expanse I possibly can, and love Harry Potter.

Relashionships I write about:

Harry/Ginny: What a sweet couple

Ron/Hermy: Rather odd match, but it kind of makes sense

Draco/ Pansy:The books say it

Relashionships I don't even want to hear about:

Draco/Hermy

Harry/Draco

Ron/Harry

Harry/Charlie

Harry/Blaise

Harry/Hermy

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