Yellowww! I'm Sarcasm Prevails also known as Sarcasm, BB or Belle.

I'd imagine I'm still a novice on Fanfiction.net as I completely forgot about the account until recently T-T But I'm back!! I'm not sure about my uncompleted story however because... well, of something that will be explained bellow. Writing is jolly good fun to me though I do it more as a little hobby than as something I do because I really love it and want to further my skills and whatnot - though I really do love it and I wouldn't mind being a better writer, but... I don't know, I'm more of a - or I'd like to think - artist and... reader. So my stories are just when I'm really in the mood to write!

I'm trying my hand at ROMANCE stories, but as I'm not a very romantic person I somehow manage to go from:

She looked at him, gag-worthily lovestruck, and said, "Fred... I love you."

He placed a hand on her soft cheek (FACE x.x pervs... ) and brought his lips to her's.

To

She looked at him, a smirk on her face, and said "Haha, I can see up your nose."

He whacked the back of her head lightly and started to drag her to their next class, "Come on, Shorty."

See my problem? I can't do romance with a straight face and I can't write humor... I'm terrible!! Oh well, I'm thinking of doing a Sky High fanfiction (no, not a Warren romance, there are too many) and I'm thinking of making it a LashxSpeedxOC friendship fic, I don't think anyone who reads Sky High fanfiction would be able to handle a threesome with Speed in it... which reminds me, I can't write lemons or limes so don't expect me to EVER unless I'm feeling particularly bold. If I can't write romance scenes you can't possibly expect me to write sex scenes x.x

IMPORTANT!

Ok, after a unfortunate incident during my school's Swimming Carnival at the start of this year
I am most likely unable to update The Comebacks of a Cretin as I kind of accidentally lost my USB
which contains chapters 3, 4, 5 and 6 T-T yes, I'm stupid. And as I am an incredibly stupid person I
am trying to concentrate on schoolwork because even though we're not even in second term (ok, not YET I'm on
school holidays now...) they're already nagging us about how important our exams are going to be for
our future and whatnot, and trust me, I really really suck at Maths and for some unknown reason I was
put in the Maths class with all the geniuses T-T So I must study!! But I'll write... I already have plot bunnies... but
that's for future stories, sorry, and... yeah, I'm just so depressed that I have - had - so much
trust in a little USB that I didn't write out the chapters like a normal person, or back up the files anywhere. Wahhh.

ANNOYING COPY AND PASTE ITs & OTHER THINGS

If you have ever laughed at something really not funny, snorted, started laughing harder at the fact that you snorted, then repeated this process whilst everyone who may or may not really be there are all 'WTF?' around you, copy and paste this onto thy profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you honestly believe SasUKE is really the uke in NaruSasu pairings, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read an Orochimaru yaoi threesome lemon with Kabuto and Sasuke and LIVED, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: BlimeyBomb, Sarcasm Prevails

Red heads have the smarts
Blonds get all of the boys
But BRUNETTE GET ALL OF THE BOYS
FRIENDS, THE SMARTS
AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE
copy and paste this to your profile if your a brunette.