This is our profile. We're twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of fangirling all the time. We're located solidly on the border of obsession.

Our stories. In a word, fluffy. We've been writing for nine straight months and every single story is still romance. We have reading, writing and a charming view of the fandoms. The only problems are the pests. You see, while most people have long ANs or writer's block, We have...dragons!

Most people would stop writing. Not Us. We are HTTYD-writers. We have stubbornness issues. Our name's TheDoubleThreat. Great name, I know. But it's not the best. People on here believe a great username will frighten off flamers and haters. Like our charming writer demeanor wouldn't do that.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

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Put this on your page if your not embarrassed to tell others you're a Christian. Ha: But I'm a Roman Catholic!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Foxbracken, InvaderCari (Fernpelt), Jada saturday, Kristy Annabelle Cullens, TheDoubleThreat

Favorite Movie: AU, HTTYD, HTTYD 2,duh..., Ha: Tangled, Some other animated movies I don't want to talk about

Favorite TV show: AU, um...Either Riders of Berk, or...who am I kidding? Riders. of. Berk, HA: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Riders of Berk, Must I go on?

Favorite Dragon: AU, Night Fury, HA, Flightmare

Animated Crush: AU, Hiccup *gasp, looks around room* Who said that?, HA, Mako...Mako. He's yummy.

50 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

1. Start to follow someone who has a cart. When they turn to look at something take the cart and ride it like you did when you were a little kid and yell "FOR NARNIA!" if they try to stop you yell "psycho KILLER!"

2. Knocking down a tower of toilet paper or something! ;) like a huge pyramid of it...

3. If Walmart has no tower of toilet paper, build a pyramid of it and make demands like a pharaoh.

4. Ride a bike/skateboard through the store

5. Buy water guns and have a water gun fight with your friends.

6. Have a nerf gun war.

7. Stand in the freezers and stop moving when someone walks by, then, when they look at you hit your fist on the glass.

8. While standing in a freezer, blow on the glass and write swears

9. Take a bike horn and run around the store honking it.

10. If someone askes if they can help you find something, jump up and down screaming "WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BOTHERING ME!!!"

11. Scream a bunch of weird stuff.

12. Play hide'n'seek with your friends.

13. Play tag.

14. Ride a bike (or trike, whatever your style) around the store, and when management comes to stop you, yell "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!"

15. Sit in the check-out line and randomly quack.

16. Pretend you don't speak English well, and go talk to a staff member. In a very loud accented voice, ask them what isle they buy their fattness in. Or, just ask them something to that affect.

17. Get rolls of wrapping paper and pretend to kill people when they have their backs turned.

18. Get a witch hat and a long grey fake beard and find a staff. Stand in front of the bathrooms and stomp the staff on every word. Say to people that try to enter "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!"

19. Put all the girl toys in the boy's isle and all the boy toys in the girl isle.

20. Move the chocolate stands to the women's area for that special time of the month.

21. Go to the paint section. Take a paint card and insist that other shoppers tell you if that color makes you look fat.

22. Get a Slenderman morphsuit. Stalk little kids in the children's toys area.

23. Dress as the Grim Reaper (scythe and everything) and stay absolutely silent. Go to that special time of the month section and look like you're thinking hard about what to choose. Scratch your head and ask for opinions on tampons.

24. Use thongs as sling shots and have a sling shot war with your friends.

25. Throw embarrassing thongs into people's carts when they're not looking.

26. Put on random mixed matched clothes you have no intention to pay for and run around screaming about aliens.

27. Make a male friend walk around the store in one of their neon bras and ask people "Does this look like it fits?"

28. Lecture about the importance of personal hygiene. (dress like a complete slob that day)

29. Buy bleach, gloves, a set of knives, and garbage bags. Go to the cash register and buy it with a straight face. Return a few days later and return them saying "Turns out I didn't need it. Someone already took care of the job. Watch their reactions.

30. Play red-rover with people that don't know they're playing.

31. Walk around pokeing people, and when they ask you to stop say "mommy would've said that." Then curl into a ball and cry. When they try and comfort you, say in a demonic voice "Don't friggen touch me peasant."

32. Scream inside the freezer at the top of your lungs saying you're frozen in time.

33. Fill shopping carts and leave them around the store in strategic places.

34. Beg to use the loud speakers, then sing One Direction at the top of your lungs.

35. Cram as many of the "Free Cookie" samples into your mouth as you can.

36. Find excuses to tell people your name is "Pat Mahigne".

37. Grab a plunger and chase people with it screaming "IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!"

38. Set out the G-I-Joe's and place them in a war against the Barbies.

39. Bet on the above war.

40. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

41. Propose to random people.

42. Grab the price scaner gun, and use it to threaten people.

43. Cram yourself into large duffle bags.

44. Attempt to cram others into large duffle bags, against their will.

45.Walk up to a janitor and say "I think we have a Code 4, in isle 3."

46. Run off with people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

47. Walk up to an old guy and say "Grandpa? You're Alive? It's a miracle!"

48. Lie down in the isle and pretend to/actualy sleep

49. Chalenge people to duels with the wrapping paper.

50. As your grand finale, gather people around and read FanFiction to children/people that are familiar with the subject.

If you love DRAGONS copy this onto your profile

What DOTD really means:

Don't

Offend

The

Dragons.

Put this in your page if you support dragons.

If Your Proud To Be A Dragon/Toothless Lover, Stick This On Your Page

10% Animal Lover
20% Random
30% Jay Barachel fan
40% Reader
50% Artist
60% Married to Drake Bell
70% Hiccup fan
80% Toothless Fan
90% HTTYD Fan
100% Christian!!!!

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If you've ever wished that dragons existed in our time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, WeirdRomantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, owlcat92, My Twisted Mind, TheDoubleThreat

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

This is my profile. I write romance nine months of the year and do Mystery/suspense the other three. Any peace in my stories is frail and quickly slaughtered. The quiet and happy moments are even more so. The only upside is the fandom. You see, while most fandoms have Potterheads or glittery vampires, we have...DRAGONS Ha: and Timelords, and Benders.