MY STORIES

My stories are all rated T in casesomething needs to happen, like a serious car crash but NOT LEMONS! I am a teenager and do not think that it is right for me to write about that subject, it may be insinuated but will not written about in detail shudder. The reason I have written this is that on some authors notes they have said that they have received reviews asking them to write lemons, please DO NOT ask me to.

and if you want me to make Why? a complete story please let me know.

ABOUT ME!

I'm a very HYPER person. I love animals and want to be a vet. I am obsessed with twilight (and Robert Pattinson). I hate the colour pink. I love music. I think that is enough.

FAVOURITE MUSIC

Linkin Park, Muse, Michael Jackson, Lady GaGa, Paramore, Owl City, Aerosmith, Avenged Sevenfold, Calvin Harris, Mr Hudson, Eminem, Dizzee Rascal, Limp Bizkit, Metro Station, Nat King Cole, New Found Glory, Rage Against The Machine, Scissor Sisters, Simple Plan, Wheatus, The Veronicas, 3OH!3, Timbaland, Katy Perry, A Fine Frenzy, Bowling For Soup and Justin Bieber.

FAVOURITE PAIRINGS

for Twilight:

Edward Cullen/Bella Swan

Aro Volturi/Bella Swan

for Harry Potter:

Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger

COPY AND PASTE THINGYMA-BOBS, WHOSA-MA-WHATSITS.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are counting the days until the Twilight movie comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

Bibliophile alert! Copy and paste if you are one too!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together