HI!!

My name is Lilibeth, but please call me Lily. I know this is random, but here are the best quotes ever!

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

"I haven't commited a crime. What i did was fail to comply with the law."

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but dont let that fool you. He really is an idiot!

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

Fuck this, I'm trasfering to Hogwarts.

Dont make me go Avada Kedavra on your ass.

I make random Harry Potter references just to see if any one gets them. they never do

I cried WHEN SIRIUS died.

"Potter - with all that chocolate you've been eating, your worse that a teenage girl on her period."

Percy wouldnt recognize a joke if it were dancing in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.

"...From now on, i dont care, if my tea leaves spels 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron Weasley

I'll stay up 'till twilight to see the new moon. And if i'm lucky, I'll see the eclipse at breaking dawn, and the whole time... I'm sitting with you under the midnight sun.

" Yeah, its an off day i dont get someone telling me how edible i smell."

Stupid shiny volvo owner.

If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.

I like to write Harry Potter stories, Twilight, and Maximum Ride, so tune in.