HI! im a 19 year old that only got an account so i could review, and subscribe to peoples stories. sooooooooooo hi! I also started editing chapters for a friend of mine on here, so if anyone would like a proof reading buddy just message me.

Favorite fanfic stories are:

Van Helsing. Dracula/oc, Velken/oc

Fright Night. Jerry/oc

Vampire Diaries. Klaus/oc, Damon/oc, Tyler/oc and Jeremy/oc

Interview with the Vampire/Queen of the damned. Lestat/oc, Louis/oc

Twilight. Carlisle/oc and James/oc

Various Johnny Depp movies. Sweeney/oc, Captain Jack/oc, Mort/oc, Ichabod/oc, John dillinger/oc, Cry Baby/oc, Abberline/oc, Tom hansen/oc

Supernatural. Dean/oc and Castiel/oc

Heroes. Sylar/oc,

Batman. Bruce/oc

Inglourious Basterds. Donny/oc

Blade. King/oc

TruBlood. Eric/oc, Jason/oc, Alcide/oc

League of Extraordinary Men. Dorian/oc

Basically anything with Jensen Ackles,Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds and pretty much all vampire related stories.

LINKS TO MY ALICE IN WONDERLAND DESIGNS! ( these are just general ones, that if someone wants to post on their story they can, requested ones are sent directly to the requester)

I love this Doctor!

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanismof delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100 of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?! : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?! HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!

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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

20 (or more) questions:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Winona Rider

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Either Justin Beiber or Taylor Swift

3. Who would you really just like to punch in the face?

See answer to Question Number 1 and 2

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Chedder.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Plain turkey

6. You, Elvis, and Princess Diana are in a dog sled, fleeing across the Siberian wasteland with wolves in hot pursuit. The wolves are catching up fast. Who would you throw out to gain speed and why?
Sorry Elvis your the heaviest..

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no strings attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity?
TOO HARD OF A QUESTION!, hmm Im in a Joe Manginello(sp?) mood so him!

8. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
No freakin contest, Alex gaskarth! ...or Brendon Urie... I'm very indecisive..

9. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a one hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy Sht. How are you gonna spend it?
I wont. Im gonna put it in the bank

10. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London England

11. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another one hundred dollar bill. Now that you are in a new location, what are you gonna do?
Pay for a ride on one of those awesome double decker busses!

12. Your dream date. Who, where, and why?
Joe Manginello, lounging on a beach, cause theres no better view than Joe Manginello without a shirt :D

13. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is?
..umm whatevers fruity and doesnt taste like it has any alcohol

14. Okay, girls and gay guys stand over here, guys and lesbians, over there. Girls and gay guys first: You're in bed with Marilyn, Monroe, Doris Day, and Salma Hayek. Who's gonna be the lucky girl? And similarily, guys and lesbians: You're in bed with Cary Grant, Paul Newman, and Johnny Depp. Who's gonna be the lucky guy? Give your reasons.
..probably marilyn monroe, she was a great actress and is way better than the other two choices.

15. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time traveling/phone booth. you can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
1656 to work on the Jure Grando "vampire" case

16. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule that you put into place?

absolutely no discrimination! Everyone get along or get the hell out!

17. You have been given the opportunity to create the half hour TV show of your dreams. What is it called and what is its premise?
One starring all the guys mentioned in my favorite fanfics, that basically walk around shirtless all the time for no reason...well thats all I have so far...

18. What is your favorite curse word?
hmm I guess bitch

19. You have a choice of two doors. One of which you MUST go through. The first leads to a roomful of spiders, the second to a roomful of clowns. Which is it to be?
Im gonna have to tough it out with the spiders, no effin way am I going in to a room full of clowns.

20. Your house is on fire. You have just enough time to run in there and grab one inanimate object. So what's the item?
my binder of drawings

21. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Find an egyptian to english dictionary and command them to get the hell out of my room

22. You have George W.Bush and Osama bin Laden locked in a small room together. It's airtight, so both are gonna suffocate anyway, but what amusing weapon do you give them?
idk, AK47?

23. The angel of death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the angel of death is pretty cool and in a good mood and it offers you a half hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What are you going to do in that half hour?
say good bye to my family then hook up with jensen ackles

24. Truthfully, what underwear are you currently wearing?
black thong

25. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice. What is it going to be?
Shape shifting!...or mind reading? god knows I could use that.

26. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time span can only be a half hour, though. What half hour of your past would you like to experience again?
First trip to disney world!

27. Moses trips on his robe and drops the stone tablets. Commandment 11 is broken off. He leaves it there as his back is killing him. What does it say?
Thou shalt not bring pain to any child

28. You can erase any horrible experience of your past. What will it be?
every moment of pain caused by a condition I have.

29. You get kicked out of the country for being a time traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super powers. But, you can move to anywhere else in the world. What country are you going to live in now?
Italy

30. What part of your body would you change and why?
for Image purposes, my nose cause its too bloody large!, health purposes my stomach, I cant stand stomach pain

31. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it going to be?
...um whatever bar my favorite celebrities go to?(im eighteen im no barhopper)

32. What's the last thing you ate?
Corn pops

33. Suddenly you have gained the power to float. Who are you going to show this to first?
My mom just to freak her out lol

34. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radio-active vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the power to resurrect the dead celebrity of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
ohhhhhh so many to choose from, hmm I would love to meet Lon Chaney Jr. the best monster actor ever!

35. The celestial gates of Beyond have opened. Much to your surprise, Death appears. As it turns out, once again, Death is actually a pretty cool entity and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family member/person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Id wanna bring back my grandpa I didn't really get a chance to really talk with him so I'd love to see what he is like

36. What's your theme song?
Slow life by Grizzly Bear

37. When did you last have sex?
I'm still proudly a virgin

38. Buffy, Willow, or Xander?
...buffy I guess, from the tv show not the movie, she was freakin annoying in the movie