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Ah, where to begin. I am a fanfiction addict. See, I skipped 11 steps and went straight to acceptance. Dang, I'm good.

Not much to say here. I'm 24 going on mid-life crisis. I live with my Grandfather who's homebound. I've been staying with him for a year now. I moved in with the idea of just ending my engagement too my unfaithful fiance. Engagement ended, crisis diverted. sigh. Anywho, The household actually started with 3 of us. Grandpa, my step-grandma, and myself. I have probably spent half of my life with them. Only child, single mom, whom I absolutely adore. You get the idea.

6 months ago grandma died. There is now no way in Hell you can pull me away from my Grandpa. Damn it, he needs me! He doesn't even have to say it. Now it's me and him against the world and by god we are gonna make it.

So here I am, working full-time, single, living with my grandpa, and refuse to act my age. I'm emotionally jaded, thus why I don't date. Don't get me wrong, I've been told I'm cute as hell. I'm just to jaded. Nope, the only man I need right now in my life is my grandpa. I pity the next man I find. Those are gonna be some tough shoes to fill. ( How many other guys do you know out there will sort out your junk mail, balance your checkbook, help with insurance papers, and do the dishes just because he was bored) Like I said, tough shoes to fill.

I go to work, Hang out with gramps and read fan fiction and a whole lot of books. All fiction. Let's face it; real life stinks. So when real life gets me down I live by this motto:

It could always suck more.

Spoken by none other than my 12 your old cousin. Dang she's wise. Never heard of truer words.

But anyways I'm going to be adding on to my favorites list anytime now. I'm too busy reading them all. Thanks to all the authors out there for granting me a pass to fantasy. You give me a respite, when respite is needed, and you are truelly appreciatted.

Favorite books:

Sookie Stackhouse series

Twilight

Harry Potter

Dark-Hunter Series

Vampire Academy

Acheron!!

Forever

Pride and Prejuidice

Carpathian series

Anything Gena Showalter

Anything Sherrilyn Kenyon

X-men comics

Anything involving men with kilts... Yum Braveheart style!!

The possibilities are endless.

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Sleeping With Friend and Foe by Teddybeargurl reviews
Story 1: Hermione is a nymphomaniac and when Draco and Blaise find out, they use it for all its worth. And one of her best friends joins in. PWP!.SMUT WARNING! Story 2: Hermione has chosen who she wants...for now. And things are about to become much more complicated. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,146 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Assent To Love by Mrs.Northman reviews
Sookie and Eric come to an agreement finally, but how far would they go to defend their love and each other
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,384 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
When Bad meets Pure by straightlyconfused reviews
Not HBP or DH compatible. Draco is a bad to the bone Slytherin with no desire to fight any war, Hermione is a saintly Gryffindor whose life since 1st yr has centred around it. What will happen when Draco decides he wants Hermione to be by his side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 238,489 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Commitment by PrettyPretty reviews
This is the Third Installment in the, what I now have been calling the Chosen Series. It follows Conversations and Chosen. If you haven’t read those, please do so you can understand what’s going on. Niall keeps his word.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Blessing Within a Curse by Team Jane reviews
What if Sookie agreed to work for the FBI? Will Sookie be able to use her talents to solve a murder that has been plaguing the streets on New Orleans? What happens when she enlists the help of a certain tall, blond Viking? Will she get in over her head?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Broken by barefootduchess reviews
Bella's parents were killed by bad vamps when she was a little girl. James and Victoria keep her around for 'entertainment' until she's old enough to become a meal. The Cullens rescue her but will Bella's mind survive? BxE, Cannon Pairings, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,459 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When does it get easier to be me? by Kristin Elizabeth reviews
This story begins sometime after book four. Sookie has forgiven Bill for his deception involving Lorena, and they have reunited, however, there is an obvious significant strain on their relationship. Namely, Eric. Bill/Sookie/Eric
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,348 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sookie, Bill
Unexpected Events by Indigobuni reviews
Sookie finds herself in a bit of trouble, one that will change her life. Will it be for better or worse?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,321 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Life Goes On by persianfork reviews
Eric decides it's time for his and Sookie's little talk. Set after FDtW. Spoilers from all eight books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
She's Coming Home by Morgaine Swann reviews
Sookie's first time at Eric's house. Takes place after they reach their Understanding, before LATE Begins from Eric's POV. Warning: Explicit Sex - don't read it if you are easily offended. You have been warned. ONE SHOT
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Undecided by Jesiryu reviews
**Post FDtW, spoilers** Sookie finds herself unable to avoid the men in her life any longer. Caught between conflicting emotions and an unexpected trip to Las Vegas, the unexpected is common fare as events takes a sinister turn. Some "M" chapters. E/S/B
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,547 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sookie