spunkymunky88
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Joined 06-12-09, id: 1968207, Profile Updated: 11-19-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

What to say, what to say?

I'm a female.

I'm 21 years old.

I'm extremely nocturnal so if its late at night and everyone else is in bed but you need someone to bounce ideas off, pm me.

I love Twilight and so of course I love all the fan fiction.

I especially love all that citrus goodness. I don't usually read it unless there's some freakin happening between the sheets. Ha guess that makes me a perv or something.

So I was reading a story tonight and I decided that there are a few things that are seriously over used and ridiculous to have in the fics. It felt like home; are you trying say her match box was as big as a house? Please really. All of these words drive me crazy to read, penis, vagina, breasts, vulva; are we back in junior high health class? Come on, make it dirty and good.

Anything else? Ask me :)

Ohhh fyi yes i know my user name has horrible spelling in it. Its just how it is.

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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 4,600 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,742 - Follows: 8,701 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transforming my New Step Brother reviews
Rosalie and Bella's mom met a new man. Who does Rosalie end up with? JxR. Extremely OOC. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie