Edward's dead. Bella's heartbroken. And Jasper just wants to help. What will Alice do when she sees that Jasper's help will turn into something more? What will she do? And who will help her?

Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)

Minerva McGonagall-centric fic. More than a Romance - Drama, Humor, Adventure. Minerva returns to Hogwarts to teach. Misunderstandings lead to embarrassment, then to understanding and more. With Poppy, Hagrid, Tom Riddle, others. Disregards DH. Full summary in chapter one! ADMM. Rating raised to M, but most early content T-rated.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

During Edward and Bella's honeymoon at the Cullen home, they get a surprise visit by someone they least expect. Will Edward allow this visitor to meet Bella? Or will this visitor take it upon herself to make herself known?

The wedding day arrives. Jacob has something special planned for Bella. Everything before and after the wedding. Song Fic, Just trying something out. Rated T just in case. I own nothing. R&R please. Thanks. BxE I promise.