hey my name is Amanda.

If you click the the homepage link on my page, you will go to my site. there are links to other stories and a comment board. I am also including a link to my email so you can send me an email with any questions or comments.

i have been writing for a while now and my last account was lost so i am starting a new one.

Go coweena you rock lady!!

Age: between 0 and 1000

hobbies: writing bowling and babysitting

i live in Minnesota

My favorite qoutes are:

if life gives you lemons find an annoying kid with a paper cut
live well eat well die anyway
give dimes to beggars...they might be god in disguise

"You gotta ride to feel alive."

"Good fiction is art distorting reality."

"You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their cars. You love them because they sing a song that no one but you can understand."

Not surprisingly, the only French I know is: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"(do you want to sleep with me?)

You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?"

"Love is a force you can't control..."

"A woman in danger... is a dangerous woman."

"Some things are worth dying for..."

"Live for nothing... or die for something."

"Behind every great man is usually a significantly greater woman."

“The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep.” –Robert Frost

“Some say the world will end in fire, some say ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate, to say that for destruction ice is also great, and would suffice.” –Robert Frost, Fire and Ice

"Never argue with a woman. They're always right..." -James Bond

"A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty." - Stephen King

Robert Lewis Stevenson once wrote: You cannot run away from weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?

"Whoever said time heals all wounds died young."

"Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' obviously never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Good fiction is art distorting reality."

“Love is finding the qualities you want in someone...its not something magical beyond this world."

“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.”

“We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.”

"You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.” - Clark Gable (Gone With The Wind)

"I've never felt such tension in my life! It's like riding a psychotic horse towards a burning stable!" - Robin Williams (The Birdcage)

"Live fast, Die young, and leave a good looking corpse."- James Dean

"I decided that as long as I was going to hell, I'd do it thoroughly."

"My stalker's name is Tom, and he'll know if you're peeping at me too."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

Ida Scott Taylor once wrote: "Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone. And do not be troubled by the future for it is yet to come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering."

"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence

For some, time passes slowly. An hour can seem an eternity. For others, there's never enough. For the special few, it doesn't exist.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbass."

(Evie is drunk)
Evelyn: I bet you're thinking, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?
Rick: Something like that, yeah.
-The Mummy

"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: (deadpan) Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
-Serenity

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: (Over the ship's intercom) This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight...turbulence and then...explode.
-Serenity

McCord: All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card.
-The Island

Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.
-Lucky Number Slevin

Jack: What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade...the rum...
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: (turns around indignantly) One, it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you think there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack: But...why is the rum gone?
-Pirates of the Caribbean

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

- "When you do the unthinkable, when you gather your guilt, when you can't even stand to look at yourself... it's the one still standing beside you that counts the most."

"True Friendship is the most precious thing in the world. It is the only connection that cannot be tainted by desire or jealousy. True Love is a shooting star, burning bright and fading fast. True Friendship is the sun, a constant revolving light that never fails to show up when you need it most."

"The worst punishment in the world is truly loving the only person in the universe you've pledged your life to destroy."

and way to many more to add at the second

Ok I have updated my stories again. and checked all my reviews...in one review someone mentioned that they had an issue that i dont update freaquently...Well I update when I get reviews and when i have ideas so sorry if you are kept waiting. I am doing the best I can. I AM SORRY TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE TO WAIT AS I GET STORIES OUT...I PROMISE I WILL NOT STOP UPDATING ANYTIME SOON...I LOVE YOU GUYS...YOU ALL KEEP ME GOING...OK? SO PLEASE DONT HATE ME LIFE IS JUST GETTING IN THE WAY...I PROMISE I WILL TRY TO GET UPDATES POSTED AS SOON AS THEY ARE TYPED!!