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Joined 04-23-16, id: 7772545, Profile Updated: 02-08-17
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi all, I've been reading fanfiction for years and though that maybe I should give it ago. I remember it like yesterday when I read my first fanfiction and I was in love with the creative and wonderful universe of the fandom writers.

I cant tell you for sure what stories I will write (or a least try to) but they will probably centre around Harry Potter or the other great love in my life Star Trek.

Random bits about me

- I don't like to wear jewellery, but on occasion I will wear earrings.

- I'm really good at origami and once had to make over two hundred paper cranes for wedding favours

- I also had to make a wedding cake for the same wedding. It was a harrowing experience as if I got it wrong there was no other dessert, but a lot of fun.

- My phone case is a picture of Spocks ear, I find that is a great convocation starter.

- I'm the most relaxed person you will meet, which can be great in some situations but makes my mother feel as though she has to worry for me.

- Margot Robbie's rendition of Harley Quinn was everything I hoped it would be

- I love the vows in Corpse Bride

- If you only read one manga in you life let it be Fruits Basket, beautiful story and they have recently released a collectors edition

- I have no idea what to do when people cry, I'm like the shark meme that says 'You ok'

- If you give me a handmade card I will treasure it till the end of time

- The first game I ever completed was The Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass

- If I had a patronus it would be the comedian David Mitchell and his sarcasm

- I have only one joke memorised that I use constantly,

1) "What's the difference between a Tuna, Piano and a pot of glue?"

2) "You can tune a Piano but you cant Piano a tuna!"

3) Wait for them to ask about the pot of glue

4) "I knew you'd get stuck there!" (Joke drum sound effect plays off in the distance as I laugh at my own joke and slap my knee)

A quote to leave you with:

"My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?" - Cloud Atlas

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Hermione Granger and the Incredible Idiots Who Call Themselves Men by rwolf19 reviews
Hermione Granger and Fred Weasley maintain a secret relationship over the course of several years. Rated M for mature language, sexual assault, sexual not-assault, depictions of anxiety and grief, and death. Will extend to seventh year and the Battle of Hogwarts and maybe just a smidge beyond that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 177,128 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] [Angelina J., George W.]
One Difference: Jackie and Hyde Don't Kiss (During the Summer) by MistyMountainHop reviews
With the basement to themselves, Jackie and Hyde can't seem to stay away from each other. Buried feelings rise to the surface. Jackie makes the first move, but Hyde blocks it. Rather than kissing, they end up in a chess match of escalating risks and consequences.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,361 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 4/4/2017 - [Jackie B., Steven H.] [Eric F., Donna P.] - Complete
Everybody Knows the Chorus by ChangelingRin reviews
In which a muggleborn takes a derogatory insult and connects it with a well-known Queen song. Because 'Mudblood' can sound a lot like 'mud on your face' when taken in the right context.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2017
Consortium by allonsysilvertongue reviews
A few years after the war, during a time of peace, Panem found itself with a problem that required drastic action. A marriage law was passed that mandated Haymitch and Effie to get married. Inspired from a scene in Game of Thrones. Hayffie. Post MJ
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 229,096 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M., Effie T. - Complete
Dare Box by Magpies and Pie reviews
"Ginoza-san has been looking more stressed lately. Do you think it has anything to do with the dares?"
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013
Their Story by TheMaraudersAreUpToNoGood reviews
She was young, strong, naive, stubborn and perfect. He was old, stubborn, shy, cautious, kind and perfect. They were perfect. their love story is perfect. This is the full story of Nymphadora Tonks and Remus John Lupin, from OOTP to DH following the books... until the end...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,166 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11620 - Favs: 11,057 - Follows: 9,490 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Vows of discretion by conchepcion reviews
Molly is engaged to Michael. Everything seems fine. Unfortunately according to the papers she's married to a Mr Sherlock Holmes. The same Sherlock who refuses to sign the divorce papers and wants her to prove why Michael is worthy the part. Nominated for Best Romance and Humor SAMFAS 2013.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,947 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Meet the Teacher by SweetDeamon reviews
In which Remus and Dora receive word from Hogwarts that their son's homework has been completed in a far from satisfactory manner. The subject? Defence Against the Dark Arts. The topic? Werewolves. They've been expecting trouble since the beginning of term...but who feels less prepared? Teddy's parents or Teddy's teacher? Neville has a hunch... AU. RLNT. Rated for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
Spiraling by OTP-Obsessions reviews
Post 4x16. Slightly influenced by 4x17 clip. Caroline is sitting around in the Salvatore's boarding house, drinking, and she realizes how right Elena could be about that damn humanity switch. She starts to spiral and think of all the shit shes been through. When she overhears Stefan and Klaus talking about sleeping with Hayley. Rated M for later chapters. *Indefinite Hiatus*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,833 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Won't Let Go by Dell451 reviews
Sonmi's story from Hae-Joo's POV. Supposed to be a one-shot, got a bit longer so divided into three parts.
Cloud Atlas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hae-Joo C., Sonmi-451 - Complete
The Story of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks by ladynegan reviews
From meeting to the end :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Destiny by klauslove reviews
Elijah has a plan to send Caroline back in time to change Klaus' fate. His plan did not include Kol trying to seduce her as well as as his own past self trying to get rid of her. Will the original family embrace her or end her life before Klaus learns what she means to him. Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 189,891 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Persistent Lover by misselizathornton reviews
Post 3x15. The gang has failed to kill Klaus and Caroline decides she needs to get out of Mystic Falls. She hardly suspects him to go after her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Attracted to a Weasley by aForgottenWeasley reviews
Hermione finds out she is not muggleborn like she always thought she was. She has magical blood running through her veins; Veela blood to be exact! When some traits of hers kick in, what's a girl to do when she finds her mate in a Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Denial in E minor by Ballerina Terminator reviews
Cobb is out of the business, but for Ariadne, shared dreaming is hard to give up. The team from the Fischer job decides to stay together, but as Arthur and Ariadne's relationship begins to develop, it becomes apparent that someone's in denial...
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,795 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Craving Curves by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred is surprised to find how much Hermione has grown up since her days as the Gryffindor bookworm. He's even more surprised by how much he wants her. Hermione/Fred rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,619 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Toradora After Story by Opace reviews
A sequel to the end of the Toradora anime, continuing where it left off in episode 26. Finished
Toradora! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Hyde's Long Way Home by MistyMountainHop reviews
Hyde goes on a self-destructive bender after finding Jackie with a towel-wrapped Kelso. The day after that, he wakes up ... and it's the same day as before. He's doomed to live the same day over and over — unless he can figure out a way to live it right.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,045 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - [Steven H., Jackie B.] - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Piano by moviemaniac12 reviews
Cobb buys a piano. The team have fun with it. The piano will have a hard time...A series of one-shots based around the team and a piano. Hopefully funny! A/A paring later!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,929 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Descartes' Error by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Starts with Spock accused of misconduct - specifically with being involved with a certain Cadet we all know and love, and flashes back to how he got in such an illogical predicament to begin with. Romance/Sci-Fi/Humor/Drama - Spock and Uhura Origins.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 133,779 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Star to Light the Way by librawriter reviews
Two hearts, one mind. Will Spock and Nyota be able to move past their insecurities and into each other's arms? Fluff n' stuff. The smut comes later, as will the likely ratings change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Unresolved Issues by Lara Zed reviews
Fred corners Hermione at George's wedding; there are a few questions he needs answered. Completed oneshot. Challenge from worldsapart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Home by Crookshanks22 reviews
Remus Lupin's voyage of discovery vis a vis Nymphadora Tonks. Turns out there's a lot he doesn't know . . . A leisurely, wistful romance set during OotP and HBP. Delves into his history and hers. Now complete! Written postHBP, mildly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lover's Flu by Lyra Lupin reviews
It's flu season in London and Tonks and Remus have contracted a very "magical" strand which is bringing them closer together; literally. It's cold outside, but at Number 12 things are getting a little steamy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
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The Lion, the Witch and the Snake reviews
He introduced her to the wizard world, he was her best friend. But after fifth year there was no going back. All her friends where happy and in relationships. Now all she was left with was the four marauders. One who had never said a word to her. One who had a secret. One who flirted with anything that moved. And one who was perhaps the most annoying person she had ever met.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 182,825 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Severus S.
A wedding to remember reviews
One shot of Remus and Tonks. Everyone was happy for a moment, in a time where sadness and fear gripped everyone's hearts. People danced together and laughed together. Remus and Tonks watched as the happy couple had their first dance together, but then everything changed. The room turned cold and dark. Kingsley's voice rang from the blue patronus and the screaming chaos began.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2017 - [Remus L., N. Tonks]