Hello, wonderful people! Welcome to Alex’s unnecessarily long profile!

I am... weird, crazy, nerdy, obsessed, shy, smart, odd, messy, unique, annoying, loud, psychotic, random and pretty much a freak.Yup.

I love... BOOKS, reading, drawing, dragons, fantasy, my annoying older bro, anime, writing, my cat, my twin sister Alexis, chocolate, birds, random people, fanfiction, JK Rowling, star-gazing and all my lovely friends!

I hate... TWILIGHT (the books/movies not the time of day), maggots, people who are unnecessrily rude, brussel sprouts and all my enemies!

Current obssession: Ben 10.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. - Yup.
You love jeans. - Yup.
Dogs are better than cats. - Nope.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. - Yup. (I'm mean XD)
You've played with/against boys on a team. - Yup.
Shopping is torture. - Yup.
Sad movies suck. - Yup (unless it's REALLY good).
You own/ed an X-Box. - Yup.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. - Yup.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. - Nope.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. - Nope.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. - Nope.
You watch sports on TV. - Nope.
Gory movies are cool. - Yup.
You go to your dad for advice. - Nope.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. - Yup.
You like going to high school football games. - Not really.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. - Yup.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. - Yup.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. - Yup.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. - Yup.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. - That's me.
Sports are fun. - ...No.
Talk with food in your mouth. - All the time. XD
Sleep with your socks on at night - Nope.

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. - Just chapstick.
You love to shop. - God, no.
You wear eyeliner. - Yup.
You wear the color pink. - Occasionally.
Go to your mom for advice. - Nope.
You consider cheerleading a sport. - Again with the sport questions! No.
You hate wearing the color black. - I happen to LOVE wearing black.
You like hanging out at the mall. - Nope.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. - Never had one. XD
You like wearing jewelry. - Yup.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. - Nope.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. - NO.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. - -gasp- I LOVE Star Wars! TAKE IT BACK!
You were in gymnastics/dance? - Gymnastics.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. - Less than 5 minutes, actually.
You smile a lot more than you should. - Yup.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. - Nope.
You care about what you look like. - Not really.
You like wearing dresses when you can. - Nope.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. - Yup.
You love the movies. - Yup.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. - Yup.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. - On my brother when he's asleep. XD
Like being the star of every thing - Nope.

TOTAL: 11

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, Chellie09, BloodWhiteWolf, Nymphadora 'Dora' Tonks, Alexandra-the-Grape

Harry Potter kicks Twilight's sparkly butt! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Isn’t it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isn’t it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isn’t it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isn’t it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isn’t it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It’s funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

It’s funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW can you call a girl a poser, how can you say “You’re not emo,” or “Attention seeker,” without spending a second trying to figure out why there are cuts on her wrists and why she spends her lunchtimes crying instead of laughing with her friends?

Keep on laughing.

Isn’t it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person’s life...

...without knowing her situation with her friends...

...or her family...

...or her LIFE?

BRAVE isn’t going up on a stage and stripping.

BRAVE is not saying a speech.

BRAVE is...

...going to school on Mufti Day and not caring for a second what the whores around you are saying...

...it’s listening to your own music and being proud of it...

...it’s going through every day with the things people say to your face and behind your back and you still keep quiet...

...it’s knowing what your “friends” are calling you yet still calling them friends...

BRAVE is knowing and acknowledging that tomorrow isn’t a bright and happ future...

...it’s another day of bitching and rumours.

Keep on laughing.

STEREOTYPES

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm EMO, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be emo.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world.
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf hater.
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep.
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money.
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling.
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt.
I have a little brother, so I MUST be a brother bossing bitch.
I have a little sister, so I MUST be an over-protective brother and suspicious of any guys she hangs with.
I have a nice car, so I MUST be a rich bitch.
I drink four sodas a day, so I MUST be on drugs as well.
I'm female and I talk to my friends on a cell-phone, so I MUST be a snobby teen.
I have tons of cats, so I MUST be a little old lady who likes cats.
I like food, so I MUST be a fat pig.

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For those silly dolts who keep saying that Twilight is the new Harry Potter, I have highlighted a number of differences between the two, to (hopefully) change your mind…

1. Few have read Harry Potter and hated it. Many have read Twilight and hated it.

2. Twilight can only be enjoyed by horny teenage girls and the mentally insane. Harry Potter can be enjoyed by everyone, from your little brother, to your gran.

3. Harry Potter has thick, clever, interweaving and substantial plot lines. Twilight is just about Edward and Bella’s relationship, with small Vampire-scares thrown in randomly at the end of each book.

4. Harry Potter has hilarious moments, tear-jerking moments, romantic moments, scary moments, action-packed moments and just about any other kind of moment you can think of. Twilight only has corny moments.

5. The Twilight movie is just as good (or just as bad) as the book, but no movie has any hope of ever living up to the Harry Potter books.

6. Every single character in Harry Potter is lovable, whether they are good or evil. Every single character in Twilight is so annoying that I am almost reduced to ripping my own head off.

7. The characters in Harry Potter are also wonderfully realistic; they make mistakes, they’re affected by hormones, they have flaws... The characters in Twilight are either ridiculously perfect (Edward!) or uncommonly selfish and shallow (Jessica! Rosalie!).

8. In Harry Potter, it is acknowledged that immortality would be soul draining, boring, painful, and unpleasant. In Twilight, immortality is practically worshipped, with Bella throwing her neck at any willing vampire’s mouth.

9. Harry Potter breaks up with his girl for real heroic reasons. Edward Cullen breaks up with his girl because he’s too dangerous. Urgh, please, Edward. Get over yourself.

10. Werewolves in Harry Potter totally kick ass! Werewolves (oh, sorry, ‘shape shifters’) in Twilight totally…suck.

11. Joanne Rowling is a talented writer. Stephanie Meyer is a sexually frustrated weirdo.

12. Voldemort is freaking creepy and demented and evil and vengeful and terrifying. Aro, Caius and Marcus are just idiots.

13. Ginny Weasley can do it with her boyfriend without getting cold or bashed up and without the threat of being eaten. Bella Swan, not so much…

14. The second generation in Harry Potter is cute and adorable. The second generation in Twilight is DEMENTED AND SICK. (shudders as pelvis shatters...)

15. Harry Potter has a personality. Bella Swan has a personality disorder.

16. Twilight is severely lacking in gingers. Harry Potter is full of ginger love!

17. And, finally: Harry Potter does not sparkle.

And the ways in which they're similar?

1. Robert Pattinson is in both the movie adaptations.

2. And, err….. Oh, that’s it!

Bottom line: Harry Potter kicks Twilight’s sparkly ass.

If you read all that: wow. You really must have bee bored. Here, have a cookie. -gives you cookie-