twilighter1522
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Joined 04-16-09, id: 1904279, Profile Updated: 11-07-09

Hey there!!

LOL what a lovely way to start off a profile, huh?

For someone who has always had an interest in reading and writing (and has never gotten the chance to do something to quench her curiosity...:P) I am proud to say that I am brainstorming a couple fanfictions as we speak. I simply adore fantasy and fiction novels (particularly those that have to do with vampires and the paranormal) so in the end I think that is what is going to come about in my fanfiction stories...

Some of my favourite novels/series of ALL time :

- TWILIGHT SERIES (Duh!... LOL oh and BTW I swear that I am going to spontaneously combust (or rather my computer.. I watch all the New Moon trailers like every night) if the New Moon movie doesn't come out soon!! )

- The Mortal Instruments series (Something I definitely recommend on reading after the Twilight series... its really something!!)

- The Study series (and NO this had nothing to do with vampires... although there are some pretty cute assassins in there wink)

- The House of Night series (My favourite kind of vampire: brutally honest, has a morbid sense of humour and isn't afraid to kick some... you know.)

After reading through some of the profiles of Fanfiction authors, I have decided to follow in their footsteps and write a SUBJECTS I HATE TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT IT TWILGHT FANFICS (and some fanfics in general… but first.. lets do the Twifics!! :P)

- Alice being the hyper “humming bird on ten cups of coffee” gal who doesn’t think about anything else but shopping: OMG I can’t stand this!! I mean really guys…how could you not love Alice’s personality!! She’s sweet, cute, bouncy and has so much more to her than being a shopaholic…jeez

- Carlisle being a “meanie” (with the exception of two stories… despite the fact that his personality bugs me… these stories are so perfectly written that I find it hard to not like them .. go Emancipation Proclamation and the perfect wife) (which is a blog… btw):

LOL Sorry about that… I like to rant LOL

WOW LOOK at that grammar!! I am totally making my own rules now!!

When you are reading off of my profile… keep in mind…ALL BETS ARE OFF!! J

I have a soft spot for Carlisle (He’s sooo amazing…lol I am totally gushing like a hopeless schoolgirl :P) and if he’s mean its just wrong!! Gahhh wrong wrong wrong!! I mean Carlisle’s compassion and soft-heartedness is what defines him as a person!! For him to be cruel and heartless just contradicts the purpose of him!! AHH!!

- Emmett being obsessed with sex: When stories have Emmett acting like that.. I can’t even continue reading it… really. Emmett has such a unique sense of humour and he’s so selfless… to make him be a sex-addict is a crime!!

- Bella being flaky and self absorbed and everything that’s not…. Well Bella!! : I love Bella… and KRISTIN STEWART!! (Just for the record J). When I think about the type of person Bella is, the one word that comes to mind… Martyr!! She is always thinking about how her actions will affect those around her, even when she’s around Edward. When Edward left her in New Moon… she thought that he left because he didn’t love her and that he simply lost interest. Even when they were in the lobby of the Volturi, and Bella was in shock, Edward was comforting her and she thought that he was doing so because he felt guilty about all that happened.

--If you think I am done with the profile writing… you are wrong… that was just the tip of the iceberg ;) --

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Pretty Piece of Flesh by honey0716 reviews
Takes place after Bella and Edwards honeymoon at Isle Esme. Bella never got pregnant, and is still human planning to go Dartmouth with Edward. All that is ruined, when the one person who she thought would never hurt her does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,107 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Story Time by in-cognito64 reviews
If Bella was still here, then I could tell Nessie more. But I can't release that part of me yet, because if I do, then I fear that it will begin to fade away. But if I keep it close and keep it secret, then I can hold onto Bella forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movie Night by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: A night at home with the Cullens and Bella. Set shortly after Bella and Edward return from Phoenix after James’ attack. Family fluff and teasing. Esme’s POV. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Esme, Edward - Complete