I’m not one to bear my soul, especially on a Fan Fiction profile page, so I will save the life story and keep it short.

Where are you from?
A small town, which unfortunately has more precipitation than I would like... Both solid and liquid.

Where does your pen name come from?
It’s lovingly stolen from The Black Keys. It’s a title of one of their songs off their album Thickfreakness. I thought it was pretty.

Why Fan Fiction?
Because I enjoy writing and I can post it without anyone knowing who I am. I am quite self-conscious and the anonymity seems to ease some of my inhibitions. Maybe writing here will actually build my confidence enough to show what I write to someone I actually know. Maybe.

What do you enjoy
I absolutely love reading. Most kids wished for toys, I wanted wall-to-wall bookcases. You know the ones with ladders? Yeah, because that would be awesome... I also enjoy music far more than the average person. It’s pathetic actually. I also enjoy collecting and storing random information that that has absolutely no purpose besides gaining me points in trivia games.

What is your alter-ego?
A gypsy who drives around the continent in a particularly crappy car, listening to mix tapes. Or a 1920s Jazz singer in a speakeasy.