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Joined 03-24-03, id: 360375, Profile Updated: 02-05-09

Howdy. I generally go by the name Zommers, but that handle's been taken, so here I am as Zom-a-Nom Nom. Anyone who's watched me in the past may notice... I've gone through a lot of name changes.

I haven't updated in a long time. Maybe some day soon I'll actually write something, preferably something better than the crap I passed in previous years.

My favorite writers are Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, and maybe someday I'll finish reading the Mark Z. Danielewski, Hal Duncan, and Anthony Burgess books I bought with my Christmas money. All three are great writers but hard to follow. I keep finding myself zoning out.

My favorite books are Good Omens by Gaiman and Pratchett; American Gods, Neverwhere, and Anansi Boys by Gaiman; anything by Pratchett (especially anything with Granny Weatherwax or Moist von Lipwig in it)... Argh, the list goes on.

Favorite bands are Placebo, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Korn, Rammstein, Imogen Heap, Marilyn Manson, Mika, Orgy, Dredg, System of a Down, and Queens of the Stone Age.

Favorite shows? Anything CSI, Law & Order, Without a Trace, Cold Case... Dexter (the serial killer, not the boy genius), Superjail, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and my most recent obsession, Stargate Atlantis. I love the Wraith. Particularly Todd--there's so much potential in that character.

That about sums me up. I love serial killers, cannibalism, philosophy, gore, zombies, character studies, and crazy people you can't help but agree with in their insanity. Like, say, V, from V for Vendetta, or Hayley from Hard Candy.

I like writers who can make me think, or make me feel, or just make me flinch in horror--in the good way. Not in the way Stephanie Meyer makes me flinch.

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Master of One by Lindra reviews
The greatest cause of death within Lantean and Wraith societies is suicide.' Character study of Todd the Wraith; spoilers through Season 4 of SGA. Second in a series.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
When the Caged Bird Screams by Yxonomei reviews
[Sasunaru, Gaanaru, AU, Yaoi, disturbing content] The administration of Sekai Academy actively encourages the students to kill each other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suit Square by Asterixa reviews
Sequel to Whore Street. Spring is in the City, and Sasuke has gotten over Naruto! Whose turn is it to be angsted over now? Not anyone expected. Also GaaNaru's settling in, KiShi and KakaIru fluff, behindthe scenes ZabuHaku, LeeNeji. YAOI. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,374 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Absence makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Beauty Mouse reviews
After being separated from his older brother Gaara starts to feel differently about the makeup wearing brunette. Now that they're going to the same all boys school can anything come of this forbidden relationship? AU KankyGaa Lime in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,672 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Thunderbird by Vaguely Downwards reviews
It's Kurt's first Hallowe'en in Ahmareeeca, and he wants to do something with his fantastic costume. Todd has ideas. ToddKurt. PG13.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Cross the Line by taitofan reviews
There are some lines that were never meant to be crossed, but the world's greatest evil and biggest annoyance will take their chances anyways. Kisses shared: Three of seven.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Chase, Jack
Control by Usagi Youkai reviews
JetSokka, ZukoSokka[Later], continued. Sokka stays with Jet for sexual relief, at least until Zuko comes into the picture
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Sokka, Zuko
Toward the Center by Melospiza reviews
If Zuko was going to continue to look so surprised and disoriented every time the younger of the two said something, Sokka thought being stuck with him in this stupid, ugly swamp might actually not be so bad.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Zuko, Sokka
Whore Street by Asterixa reviews
AU, Yaoi, GaaNaru and other side pairings. In a huge dreary City, a group of friends ekes out an existence in the only way they know how to. But new complications arise when the police takes a heightened interest in the workings of Whore Street. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Yes He Does by sexypancake reviews
[Very light ZukoSokka] There are many things that Zuko most certainly doesn't do.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Love Potion No 6 pt 7 by Manaimp reviews
Ichigo torture, and it's all Keigo's fault. Some shonenai and yuriness involving Chizuru. T for now, not sure if it will go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ichigo K.
Set You Free by sexypancake reviews
[ZukoSokka] Because Sokka loves Zuko...he kills him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Burned by sexypancake reviews
[Zuko:Sokka] Late one night, Zuko burns Sokka in his sleep. But Sokka will never let go.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Lost in the Wind by starvoidangel reviews
Because of a treaty, Sokka has found himself forced to marry the prince of the Fire Nation. But of course, things never go as planned. Especially when both hate each other... AUfic SoZu
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Zuko, Sokka
Just Let Go by SomniumAngel reviews
While interrogating a certain blue eyed boy, a fight for survival breaks out between two young men. But wrath turns to lust and denial abounds. COMPLETE MEANS COMPLETE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Dog's Eye View by amor-remanet reviews
SLASH, CrowleyxAziraphale. An older Adam confronts a reluctant Crowley about his very undemonic feelings for Aziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
In This Serenity by Hino Akai reviews
Like the sweetest flower, love blossoms in the serenity of summer nights. ZukoSokka, rated for alternate lifestyle choices and slight language
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Right and Wrong by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
Sandcest. KankuroxGaara. Is there really that much difference between right and wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Healing by Suchan and Twelve reviews
Saka is wounded, Katara gets captured, and Zuko agrees to watch over Saka as Aang goes off to rescue his sweetheart. Light slash. Probably a one shot but I might write more...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Under Wicked Sky by suge reviews
REEDITED 03.18.2009. During a raid Zhao captures Zuko and Sokka. They escape with dificulty, but surviving the uncharted earthebender territory and each other is the real challenge. Sokka/Zuko. Dark Themes. COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,310 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Haunted by Hakanaki reviews
When all else seems lost, especially his relationship with his boyfriend, Neji, Gaara finds comfort in his closest friend, Kankurou. KankyGaa, NejiGaa. Alternate Universe. Chapter Eleven: Citrus! warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,731 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Three by Lostlily reviews
14 years ago…on three different nights…in three different villages…three children were born. Each of these children was burdened with the spirits of youkai… [finally updated, yay]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,068 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003
Desert Storm by pellaz reviews
GaaNaru. When Naruto visits Sunakagure, he brings storms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/22/2005
If You Would Have Such A One by Thistlerose reviews
Remus is tired of Sirius' attempts at matchmaking. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forests in the Desert Sand by cneko2 reviews
Prequel and Gaara sidestory to Family of Demons: Gaara leaves to look for a certain blonde ninja. Warning: GaaNaru. Lots. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,797 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Seasons by Nekkohime reviews
During a mission Hiei is poisoned and soon turns to Kurama for help. When Kurama has to take care of the fire demon in his weakened state he has to fight to control his feelings for him. Random chaos insues. MM Yaoi, KuramaHiei
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,951 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Behind Linked Fences by Shadows of the Dead reviews
AU. Ryou Bakura is a young, aspiring psychiatrist just out of school. His first job? Working at John Miller Rehab Center, where he met Bakura.Somehow, he doesn't think being threatened and kissed by his patient in the first session is a good beginng.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - R. Bakura, R. Bakura
That Saturday by Shrine Maiden Kitty reviews
Bakura is madly in love with his hikari, Ryou. Ryou is about aware of his surroundings as a rock. Will a day of fun finally bring the two together? Shounen ai. RyouBakura. MalikMariku.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Shedding Baby Fat by Blueezy reviews
Despite being viewed as a monster, Gaara is still human. As vestiges of childhood melts away for adult features, Temari and Kankuro are stuck with teaching Gaara about puberty unless the responsibility is pushed on someone else. Gaara Naruto fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/6/2004
Tracking a Fox by SLynnH reviews
Gaara knows about 'Kyuubi' and is intent on finding this mysterious being. Gaara x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Color of One's Chakra by Errie Wyvern reviews
Evolved into SxGxK Sakura has a vivid imagination with color. She needs it, she wants it, she craves it. Guess who's willing to give it to her? Discontinued. Read bio for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
The 'Connection' by Anku reviews
Let's just say my mind is a bit twisted...Gaara X Naruto X Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,602 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003
At a Glance by Kei-Kei reviews
Remus Lupin's first year at Hogwarts begins. However, there is one boy he can't keep his mind off of... To the songs of Evanescence, journey with Remus from his first year to his last and beyond. SiriusxRemus, Slash Ch. 2 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
When The Moon Is Full by Anku reviews
sigh Another poem about Gaara. My obsession exceeds me....oh well.READ ON!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2003
Infinity Rerouted by Goldberry reviews
Zima was a database connected to all persocons. Dita was the attack program designed to guard him. This is their beginning. She's mine, isn't she? I want to be the first thing she sees.
Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Complete
Numb by Yami Arike reviews
0o0o0o.. dark. The first of my Yu-Gi_Oh songfics using Linkin Park's new album. Warning: Ryou abuse.. by his Yami. Grab some tissues. The more reviews I get, the more I'll write for this story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003
Hiei's Revenge by Rurouni Tsuki reviews
*COMPLETE!* YYH/HP crossover. Yukina is killed by Lord Voldemort for reasons unknown and Hiei and Kurama venture to England to avenge her death. On the way, they meet up with some very familiar characters... like Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Hiei - Complete
Lovely Boy by demoness-sweet reviews
Bianco was lovely. All gossamer hair and white, white skin and filthy under his skin. He was addictive, and Sable could not appreciate that fact. SLASH Famine/Pollution
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/24/2003
When the Sky Falls*~ by Creed reviews
Complete and utter YukixShuichi sap and ultra fluffness. When an accident threatens to tear them apart, can Shuichi's belief in their love save their relationship? And again, I remark, fluffy fluff fluffness.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Complete
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