Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Slade has trapped Robin once again. Only this time, he decides to take a rather...different approach. Warnings: Infantilism, Possible spanking in future chapters. Don't like? Nobody's making you read it. Please Review!

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

Once upon a time somebody - and he didn't know who and he didn't really care - told him that people used to give sacrifices to their gods. Batman/Joker - Batjokes - SLASH - dark/religious!AU

Slade and Robin in different one shots. Most will be SladexRobin and some might simply be fights or implied SladeRobin, a few SladeRobinRed X or RobinRed X. Updated regularly, and I call the pairing by the name of Sladin, hence the title. Reviews loved!

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Now with more plot! Part of a balanced diet plan.

A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.

Sladin rendering of the episode "The Apprentice I and II" WARNING: Rating has gone up for chapter 3! Shield your eyes!

Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.

Bruce really should have seen it coming. A/N: Please observe the warnings!

On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...

Oneshot. Deidara is on the brink of death. Sasori finds this unacceptable. SasoDei.

AU. Azula has captured Zuko. And all toys break eventually. Character death, dark, depiction of the results of violence.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!

A oneshot collection of all the dark ideas that I have concerning Robin and Slade. WARNING: slash usually, SladeXRobin mostly, non-con often.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

/Because some friendships are unbreakable, even from beyond the grave./ Gaang-centric, companion fic to Eyes Open Wide.

Giftfic; animeverse. The war is doing terrible things to all of them. Roy, Kimbley, and the slow spiral down. Roy/Kimbley.

/His eyes never close even as he dies, because he never, ever gives up without a fight./ Zuko-centric, companion fic to Unbreakable.

During his apprenticeship, Slade has complete control over Robin. How far is Slade willing to go? And Robin can't say no.

"You knew my father?" "Kid, the whole krething galaxy knew your father." —revised october 2010.

The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.

Slade has Robin again, and this time, he's giving the boy wonder 3 months to accept his place as Slade's apprentice. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. Yah...you know you wanna read

First of Murderous Kisses series. Slade:RedX:Robin. Warning: noncon, BDSM, and voyeurism

Zolf J. Kimblee had two passions. One was murder. The other was music.

Sounds like a lovely story, right? Wrong. Not when Slade is involved. The man has finally found something that will bring the Titans to their knees, starting with their defiant leader. For more, read the introduction inside. Slash.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!

Itachi knows who will understand.

Slade offers Robin a chance to become his apprentice once more. But he will not take no for an answer. If Robin can not learn to respect him. Then he will learn to fear him.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

Kakuzu/Hidan-ruin me, he begs, destroy me. Not for the faint of heart.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!

If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.

Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.

Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke's birthday unfortunately coincides with the day his father hates the most: Empire Day.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Kisame is afraid of asking Itachi about the night he slaughtered his family. KisamexItachi

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!

Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.

Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.

Zuko is dying from a wound given to him by Azula, and Iroh must stand by and watch helplessly.

The world is full of hypocrites, and Hidan and Kakuzu are the only ones who understand it. Slight KakuHidan if you squint, preseries, probably assuming they meet preseries. Oneshot, kind of slashy.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke becomes obsessed with a HoloNet show, which stirs up memories his father would rather forget.

AU. Nine years after becoming a Sith, Darth Vader hears of a supposed Jedi on Tatooine calling himself Anakin Skywalker. He investigates, and finds much, much more than he would have imagined. COMPLETE

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

The other Titans have wondered why Robin hates Slade so much, but he'll never tell them. Warning: Mature themes including slash, violence and rape. SladeRobin

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.