Tomorrow's Yesterday
 Hey guys! I'm an ordinary girl living in an ordinary world. (well duh!) Fave ships: Harry/Hermione Neville/Ginny Ron/Luna Ron/Fleur Tonks/Lupin Lily/Severus Victoire/Teddy Dumbledore/McGonagall My best friend (who happens to be here in fanfiction) is the remarkable xxTwistedxDreamsxx Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together: 10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.) 9.) Because Hermione was never jealous of Ron and Lavender. (I mean, he was just being an arse. Think about it. She asks hims to Slughorn's Christmas party, and then runs off with Lavender to some broom closet! How insensitive can you get? And she surely couldn't ask Harry. Not when he was busy ogling at Ginny because of the love potion she brought from Fred and George. It'd be Hermione-esque to put Harry's happiness before her own.) 8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world. 7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...) 6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".) 5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione. 4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.) 3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?) 2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.) AND LASTLY: 1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - insrt - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. Reasons why guy best friends are the BEST: They can make you laugh. They beg when you're mad at them. They are sweet when you cry. They always protect you. They can fall in love with you. Internet makes us unhealthy. It ruins our eating & sleeping schedule. "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you." Patrick to Spongebob Ok that's about it! |
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