-ahemdrumrollplease-

'The Leprechaun's Association of Poor Mentality is proud to present

dysfunctional utopia

'Tis a joint account created by two inhuman beings whose perception of the world has been terribly distorted, credits to Theory of Knowledge.

-kills TOK- -ohnowait, kills IB- -CHEERS-

Originally from Planet IX-988243A, we have come to invade the Earth and steal all your chocolate chip cookies, simultaneously bringing you the awesomest stories evarrr. Rawr.

Now that we inhuman beings (IB for short) (on a completely unrelated side note, the IB we just killed is the International Baccaleaurate. Yeah, the very name already hurts our brains) have established just how impossibly inhuman we are, let's get to the part where we introduce our human alter egos.

...What, so now we're not allowed to have human alter egos??

-ahem-

Anyway.

Presenting...!! -drumroll, marching band galore!-

the.feather.quill is a writer on FanFiction, and has been writing for... some time. She likes dark chocolates and emo bunny rabbits, but that's not gonna make you like her writing any more than you do or don't. When it comes to pairings, she's pretty open-minded, but she likes RobRae, NaruSaku, SasuHina (yeah, what are you lookin' at?), ConanAi, IchiRuki, and on a more recent note, GinnyDraco. Now, she bids you farewell and a good day, and runs off to chase that white rabbit (is it a hare?) over there with the shiny clock

DreamDelicacy is also a writer on FanFiction, already written loads of stories but still haven't got enough experience to actually make one story that is great. Likes dark colors -especially black since it goes well with pink and yellow- and would prefer it if she's left alone with just-perfect weather and amazing setting. Fave pairings would be SasuSaku, NaruSaku, ConanAi, ZeroYuuki and still loads more (obviously!). Well, she shall now leave your human self alone and just follow the other IB to chase the whatever it is down the hole that leads to CANDY MOUNTNNNNN! (watch for your kidney o.o)

And now, there's really only one thing to say, which is, "Bye, peoplez." So...

Bye, peoplez.