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Hi there!! The name's Ellie Lucas, don't were it out!! I'm 14, and I live in Coleraine!! Awesome place!! I love Friends, the Hannibal series and a couple of horror movies. I have a sister named Adrienne, she's 16 and annoying as hell!!

Fav movies: Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Trick 'R' Treat and Bugsy Malone

Fav books: Silence of the Lambs, Harry Potter series, House of Night and Morganville Vampires

Fav actors/actresses: Courteney Cox Arquette, Jodie Foster, David Arquette, Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Matthew Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, Ashley Lawrence, Stacey Nelkin and Alyson Hannigan

Fav shows: How I met Your Mother, Friends, Dirt and Cougar Town

Fav characters of all time: Lily Aldrin, Clarice Starling, Hannibal Lecter, Ellie Grimbridge, Tallulah (Bugsy Malone), Phoebe Buffay and Monica Geller.

Some Random Test!!

What's the last book you read?

Shiver

What's on your T.V right now?

Friends!! It's ALWAYS on!!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dog. I was running after her and shouted, "LILY!!"

Where are you?

Sitting in the living room, on the sofa with the laptop

What's your personality like?

Hmmm...a bit crazy sometimes, quiet at school, shy around people I don't know and ...does logical count? Cause I liek to find the logic in everything. I'm a very logical person.

What was the last thing you thought?

I'm a very logical person. What else? It's right up there!!

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Barack Obama!!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Put a load in the bank for uni, get a new house (I'm moving), buy another dog, buy all the things I want apart from my Christmas prezzies, get my own office and everything and get my original story published , get Dirt started back up, and go to Rome, Athens and Florence for a month.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

The remote for the TV

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing. But it would be tea!!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This quiz...what else??

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

"The car was big, tall and long. A 1938 Packard limousine-" - Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris.

What are your thoughts on writing?

I like writing, Its a great pass-time for me and I love all the characters I've created.

How tall are you?

5 foot 2 or so...

What book are you currently reading?

Silence of the Lambs AGAIN, awesome book!!

What music are you listening to?

I Want You to Want Meby Letters to Cleo. It's my fav song right now!!

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Friends Cafe Forum

What was the last thing you cooked?

Apple cake. I had HE today. It was gooood.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Well, most are cream but one of them is wallpapered

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

I dunno. We don't have states here, just Counties.

Ketchup or Mustard?

Never tried either but I'm leaning to Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

Umm, fanfiction, iTunes and My Documents.

What is the weather like?

cold. very cold. the weather doesn't seem to like us northern ireland people.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

I didn't go anywhere. It sucks. But I wanted to go to Rome. I went there maybe four years ago. It was so amazing!!

Anything else?

I love Courvid? I don't know what to say. Oh, Courvid is Courteney Cox and David Arquette.

What's your favourite article of clothing?

My dark purple top with a white vest under it and my multi-coloured scarf.

Who is the most special person to you?

My friends and my Mum, grandpa and granny

Scariest moment of your life?

When I was little I loved going around my uncle's fields and when I was six, I went around them alone and the one farthest from my house (like a mile or so) had a load of just above my knee-deep mud and I didn't and got stuck there for like 2 hours. I was really scared cause I thought no-one was gonna find me.

One word that would best describe you?

Intellectual, I guess

What is your favourite month?

December

What's your favorite number?

12 and my birthday is NOT Decemeber 12th.

What does your user name mean?

It means my name is Ellie and my fav book is Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibals surname is Lecter, hence Ellie-Lecter

What is your favorite Disney movie?

Ohh, toughy! Can I say The Lion King 2? I love that movie.

What made you smile today?

Silence of the Lambs. Clarice was swearing her head of and it was funny cause she doesn't swear that often. She was like, "God fucking shit! Creep son of a bitch!!" It was funny, although the reason she was swearing wasn't. Ugh!! Stupid Miggs.

Last thing you said out loud?

Chandler!! JUST PROPOSE ALREADY!!

Last rainbow you saw?

a few weeks ago...?

Do you want a hair cut?

Yeah. Just like a couple of inches though. My hair i really curly (not wavy nut like tight curls) and it down't suit me unless it's just above shoulder-length

Have you ever been in a fight?

Yeah. I beat up this guy that was insulting my friends and my family. I beat the sht out of him but he deserved it. I got a time-out for it but time-out isn't THAT bad.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hmm... probably Lucy. Love that name. I like Kirsty too.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I like the names Jason and Marc but I LOVE the name Matthew. And Daniel, even though that's my boyfriend's name.

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

What!! I can't answer that!! And JUST books? God, that's mean!! I guess Clarice Starling from SotL or Claire Danvers from MV, she's got Shane!!

Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend, Courtney

What were you doing at 8 AM this morning:

Getting scared like hell by my alarm and thinking "What? Who died?"

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Walking my dog.

What is your favorite candy bar?

Galaxy caramel!!

Have you ever been to a strip club?

No. Don't plan on it either.

What is the last thing you said aloud?

What the frig? I've already been asked this question.That is actually what I just said.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie dough...yum, cookie dough

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Tea

Do you like your wallet?

I have a purse? it's cute, it's got a little kitten on it. Aww

What was the last thing you ate?

Choocolate and vanilla ice-cream

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Trackies!!

The last sporting event you watched?

Chelsea vs...someone!! I don't remember but Chelsea lost!! Not fair!

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

the one that has a load of sugar on it. Normal popcorn at my cinema!

Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Courtney!! She's lucky, I don't text often

Ever go camping?

Yeah, with Scouts.It kinda sucked cause the second day I felt sick so I went back to the tent and fell asleep AFTER telling some of my friends to tell Courtney where I was. Did they you ask? NO. So about three hours later I woke up and there was nobody around. i mean nobody. They were all gone. I started panicing and called my mum and then she called the scout leader and he came and found me. Turns out they were all across the road at the beach. Figures.

Do you take vitamins daily?

No.

Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope. Not religious at all. Only ever been in a church once for a funeral.

Do you have a tan?

Nope. I light the pale-skinned-ness.

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Sometimes.

Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Soda?

What did your last text message say?

I'll see you tommorrow? I think that's what I said.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to a friends house to write a script or Drama

Look to your left, what do you see?

A fireplace

What color is your watch?

blue!!

What do you think of when you hear Australia

The Great Barrier Reef.

What is your birthstone?

I think it's diamond.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

the driv-thru. I don't like going in, it takes so much longer.

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mums friend Noelle

Any plans today?

Umm, going to bed, it's ten.

How many states have you lived in?

Just the one county for me.

Biggest annoyance right now?

Stupid Drama test.

Last song listened to?

I Want You to Want Me by Letter to Cleo

bet backwards?

okay...

Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No. some of us can't afford that and enup being forced to clean up after our exrtemely annoying and btchy sisters.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

trainers

Are you jealous of anyone?

I suppose.

Is anyone jealous of you?

My sister. I'm the family favourite and I get things she wants. My mum says since she has a job, she should be able to afford things but apparently not.

Do you love anyone?

My family, my friends, and I have crushes on various book characters and celebrities.

Do any of your friends have children?

I'd be worried if they did. we're 13!!

What do you usually do during the day?

Go onto fanfiction.net, friends cafe forums and read and listening to music.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yeppers

What color is your car?

My mum's is grey and I'm always in it. In the passenger seat though... :(

Do you like cats?

They're awesome

Are you thinking about someone right now?

My dog

Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope

How did you get your worst scar?

My old rabbit but me once really hard and theres a big scar on my arm.

What is your favorite possession?

My horror movie collection and my SotL.

Do you own a gun?

Nope but i know a guy who knows a gun shop.

Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Yes.

What's your favorite Christmas song?

jingle bell rock

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

tea

Can you do a push up?

Not a PROPER one...

Is your bathroom clean?

As clean as it can get, i guess

What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My opal necklace in the shape of a butterfly.

Do you take painkillers?

only if I have a really bad headache.

Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Nope. Don't think so anyway.

What's your name?

Umm, already said that. My name's Ellie.

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Milk, tea and hot chocolate.

Current hate?

my Chemistry teacher

Favorite place(s) to be?

My room.

How did you bring in the New Year?

Watched the fireworks on TV in my house with my mum. My sister went out with her friends.

Where would you like to go?

Rome and Athens

Do you own slippers?

Yes...

What shirt are you wearing?

My green top with black skulls on it.

Favorite color(s)?

Blue and purple

Are you gay?

No, but I have a gay friend! She's in the year above me.

Do you sing in the shower?

Not really

What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

A vampire that would come through my window and kill me.

Best bed sheets as a child?

My little pony!!

Worst injury?

when i was little i didn't know what a sharpener did and sharpened my finger. I never told my mum though. it healed pretty quick.

Who is your loudest friend?

Oh, Courtney or Keisha. Probably Courtney.

Who is your most silent friend?

Gale's pretty quiet. But if you annoy her you'll get an earful. Otherwise, she's the type of girl who'd be in the back of the room, doing her work and not talking much. She's really smart! I get along with her and Courtney the best.

Does someone have a crush on you?

Dunno. Probably not. Well, my boyfriend I hope.

Do you wish on shooting stars?

I saw one once and wished on it. It worked, I got my dog!

What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

Gravity by Sara Bareilles and We're in Heaven by Bryan Adams. I'm weird but I love those songs.

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

That's a nice thing to ask. I have no clue!! I'm not dying for a while so i don't care right now.

What were you doing at 12 AM last night?

attempting to sleep

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

ah crap, I have to get up. Just another minute...

And that's the end of this!!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?" One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!" If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. No one's perfect… well there was this one guy but we killed him. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid. If you talk about me I got some advice. Click your heels 3 times and say 'I wish I had a life'! OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet! -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

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Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

List twelve of your favorite characters from a fandom, in no particular order.

1. Rachel

2.Joey

3. Monica

4.Phoebe

5.Chandler

6.Ross

7.Wendy

8.Janice

9.Malcom

10. Erica

11. Jack

12. Emma

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ross/Jack? EWWW NOOO!! Jack is Ross' nephew!! Isn't that like, incest or something??

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really, no

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Janice got Emma pregnant? That's just a little impossible!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No. :( Malcom is David Arquette, WOO!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ross and Joey, I don’t think so

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Chandler and Malcom or Chandler and Erica, Chandler and Malcom cuz Erica is his daughter! But still neither

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Wendy walks in on Joey and Emma making out? Well, she would think, ew gross cuz Joe is like 30 years older than Emma but that would never happen cuz Wendy lives in Tulsa!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Monica and Erica go out shopping and Erica is kidnapped by some people who bombed the mall. Monica lives blah blah blah.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I hope not. That would be scary

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Wendy and Emma? They don't know eachother. Ummmm, TULSA!! Yeah. Emma runs away and goes to Tulsa and meets Wendy.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yeah, they do.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No I don't think so

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Joey/Phoebe/Chandler. Nope. I would kill them if they did.well, if the story ended with Mondler I'd be fine but otherwise...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

My Funny Valentine!! Ahh, Janice.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Incest. That's ALL you can say about that.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday!!

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Rachel and Wendy are in a happy relationship until Malcom runs off with Wendy. Rachel, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Jack and a brief unhappy affair with Ross, then follows the wise advice of Chandler and finds true love with Joey.

I LOVE doing these!!

List twelve of your favorite characters from some fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Gale Weathers

2. Dewey Riley

3. Monica Gellar

4. Liz Sherman

5. Lucy Spiller

6. Nancy Thompson

7. Hannibal Lecter

8. Clarice Starling

9. Jules Cobb

10. Ellie Grimbridge

11. Neil Gordon

12. Kirsty Cotton

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Oh, no but Darkness Takes Over is writing a fic with them getting together!! I adore that pairing!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Liz? I'm not gay but she's very pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Okay, so now Kirsty is getting Clarice pregnant? What kind of world is this??

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope. Cougar Town doesn't have a thing on this yet.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dewey and Nancy? Hmm, never thought of that. But Dewey's supposed to be with Gale and nancy's supposed to be with Neil so no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lucy and Jules or Lucy and Ellie? That's not nice. For one, Lucy and Jules are both Courteney Cox, so ew. but Ellie looks and acts a bit like me and that would be liek me going out with Lucy Spiller, which, if I was a guy, would be cool but Im not a guy and I'm not gay and I don't think Lucy is either so neither.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Hannibal walks in on Dewey and Kirsty? Ick, Dewey is meant for Gale and Kirsty is meant for Pinhead. There's no alternative, it has to happen exactly like that!!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ellie and Monica? Really? Ellie's dead. Mon can't go out with chokes, sobs DEAD person!!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Gale and Clarice. THEY AREN'T GAY!! Okay?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Kirsty and Hannibal? Blech. He'd just eat her. Cannibal Love (then he kills her, eats her and runs off with Clarice.)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yeah, they do.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope. Courtney loves the Nancy/Neil pairing, as do I.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Dewey/Liz/Lucy. Well, no but I could see Dewey with Lucy. She's a bitch but she's nice to the people she cares about, like Gale is!!

4.If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

My Skin by Natalie Merchant

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Gay sex scenes (I wouldn't even write a sex scene)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Liz...like two weeks ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Gale and Hannibal are in a happy relationship until Jules runs off with Hannibal. Gale, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neil and a brief unhappy affair with Nancy, then follows the wise advice of Lucy and true love with Dewey.

Aww, a Gewey story!! That would be interesting to read, actually. But you'd have to combine about 5 fandoms. Don't think you can do that.

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