It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers

“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]

When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy. [ABANDONED]

“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

Revamping Draco Malfoy has embraced evil to the fullest. Voldemort wants an heir and assigns Draco to impregnate someone powerful, smart, and has the spice of life at her fingertips. Most of all a friend of Harry Potter...

The goddess of discord teams up with our favorite villian and drives hogwarts up the wall! not an OC story. R/R!!!!!

Due to an understandable misinterpretation on the part of Mrs Weasley, Ron and Hermione are forced to visit the Burrow, pretending to be very much in love. But just where does the charade end, and the truth begin? Are they really pretending at all?

Ron loses a bet to Draco, causing Hermione to become Draco's slave for 7 days. ^_^ Let the fun begin...

Ron is lounging around one summer day when Hermione shows up...

Draco has a brief fascination with Hermione.

A Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter story. Subtiteled 'The Obsession With Underwear'. Major PWP.

Hermione's cursed birthday brings about troulbe in her relationship with Harry...