*ATTENTION* I have created a Mary-Sue in this story. I'm going to finish it because I know I ought to, but I'd just like to say...I'm disappointed in myself. Zoey and Erik have a daughter named Sharin-Rae Redbird Night. What will happen when Sharin enters The House of Night and meets Neferet's daughter? Neferet is growing more powerful; she'll do anything to take control...

This a parody, just look at the title...anyways, plese read! characters will be ooc cuz its aparody, dont like it, 2 bad. suck it up, just like a vampire! rated T for language, randomness and few quotes not suitable for children under the age of 12

A collection of hilarious and crazy notes passed between the Twilight gang! Features a nutty Bella, the same old hot Edward, a sane Rosalie, Jasper the nerd, THE white vampire trash Carlisle, a perverted Aro, your favorite wolf, and Bella's pet rock Bob.

Bella Cullen is my idol. I would never have believed I'd get the chance to meet her, and all that comes along with her. I even get a little more... Really bad summary, please read though!

Random quotes my friend and i came up with one day, when we were working on the Myrnins Assistants story. there just random things we think Myrnin would say.rated T because most deal with death, and are slightly morbid.

The Cullens drag Bella to go bowling with them.