Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

Siamese cat Sam Burmowitz is an idealist, but he's also a lawyer, and his profession doesn't take kindly to his type. When he finds himself tasked with defending an almost universally-hated corrupt politician and anti-predator speciesist on a one-way street to life imprisonment, he is driven to the brink of madness as he tries to uphold his motto: everyone deserves a second chance.

A routine patrol goes wrong, and our heroes must deal with the fallout. How will these events affect Nick and Judy's friendship?

"First there was chaos, and from that chaos we say a great egg was formed." A modern translation of pokemon mythology's oldest record.

Alright, fine! You all want to hear more? I'll tell you more! Sit down and don't interrupt me. So yeah, after the whole fiasco I told you about last time, things went pretty well. No undead armies trying to kill me and Mew gained some level of sanity. Doesn't mean life was easy. Life in the International Police can get very...strange at times.

The World of Pokémon is a wonderful place. However, there are certain things you should never do if you value your life. What happens if you do them anyway? Well, you might just wind up with a starring role in Mew's latest chaotic scheme: a T.V. show dedicated to all the craziness the World of Pokémon has to offer! What hijinks lie in wait? Who knows! This is MEW after all!

A story, you say? Well, I know a few of those. Some of them are about me, and some of those are even true. This one's one of my favorites. It's how I came to be the Absol I am today. Of course, I didn't like it then, but that's how it always is with life. It's kind of funny that way. It starts with me running down the slopes of Mt. Coronet...

So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.