My name is Emma. My full name anagrams to I'm MC Me Hats. I reckon if I ever become a DJ that's what I'll go by.

I like Harry Potter, my favourite book being Order of Phoenix. Occasionally, I go kite flying, but I prefer metal detecting. I like roller skates more than Rollerblades. I have this hand puppet, his name's Leroy. He's pretty magnificent. I play the Kazoo, and frankly, I'm damn good. Once, the mail man ran into our mailbox. It's pretty much the only kind of interesting thing to ever happen to me. I like Twitter. You can find me there. twitter.com/morenifflers We can become friends. How does that sound to you? 'Cause it sounds pretty darn great to me.