Hey, so I guess you can call me Lexi, I love to read and write. I normally don't watch TV that and I love music. I write Maximum Ride ones and think of doing some others. I may not be the best writer but I still love to do it.

Age: A mystery to modern man.

Gender: Female(We rock)

Name: I already did this.

Music: BVB, Paramore, Skillet, 1D, Evanescence, Linkin' Park, All American Rejects... The list goes on

Favorite Finger: Everyone should have one, mine is The Middle Finger

Favorite Movie: Disney Princesses like Aladdin, Beauty and The Beast, I also like The Paranormal Activities, and The Host, very creepy.

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio, My Zodiac Animal is the Tiger!

Favorite Wild Animal: Wolf

Favorite Tamed Animal: Horse or Dog

Thing you fear the most: Clowns, Needles, Dresses, and Glue sticks (Don't ask about the glue stick. And I have proof you should be afraid of Clowns. The vets for Barnum and Bailey circus told us we have a reason to fear clowns.)

Languages: Sarcasm & English

Homeland: The messed up state of California, but if you ask Eric I'm from Canada.

I am currently dating Iggy!

Zutara fan, Fax and Miggy fan, Auslly Fan, and Suze&Hector/Jesse fan!

Favorite Books:

Maximum Ride

The Mediator

Perfect Chemistry

Hush Hush, Crescendo, Silence

Mortal Instruments

Infernal Devices

Morganville Vampires

Hunger Games

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Maze Runner Series

Harry Potter

Gone series

More Later...

I love Ouran High School Host Club

I watched the Anime Fruits Basket and really want to read the Manga!

I also just stared Death Note! Loving it so far!

One fine day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back, the faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to the two dead boys.

If you don't believe my lie is true,

Ask the blind man: he saw it to.

Iggy: Is the blind man me?

Me: I don't know?

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Iggy: Lexi, sweetie. Go get the phone.

Me: Why.

Iggy: Because you must call all the numbers above.

Me: I going to cry!

Me: I wish I was a flying squirrle.

Mom: Bottom of the food chain.

Me: But You could fly! And throw yourself of a cliff and live!

Mom: Still bottom of the food chain.

Austin: I wanna be a flying chipmunk!

Me: Its squirrle.

Austin: Na uh! Its Chipmunk.

Mom: My crazy special children. -Me my mom and little brother while eating dinner.

Iggy: Your Family is weird.

Me: Thanks!

Me: So yeah Antonio my Gay smurf is in his box at home he was being bad.

Jacklyn: Was he being queer in a no queer zone?

Me: Yes, he got in a lot of trouble, bad smurf. -Me and My friend discussing my Gay Smurf's whereabouts.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

I have pulled a Max, a Fang, a Iggy, Nudge, and Angel.

I have run into A pole, a wall, a chair, tripped over a dog and bashed by face of the wall... I could go on forever...

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (I wanna blow up cake so it cake !!!!!)

If you are 100 percent in love with James Patterson's fictional series 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever just SLAPPED someone, copy this onto your profile.(Multiple times, but he deserved it, that'll teach Eric to kick me.)

If you know how to laugh at yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rainstorms are great,
thunder storms are better,
but lightning storms are the best,
copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I'm the only one worth taking to hear...)

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.(Its my best language, I speak it better then English!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Definition of a Secret- To kick someone in the ass as hard as you can...

Eric'Joe, look there a dead squirrl in that corner.'

'Where?' Joe bends over to look.

Eric gives Joe a really hard secret and Joe scream

'Dude, you kicked me so hard I think you gave me a vagina!'

'Yeah, I used my toe. I kind of did go deep.'

Me and my friend Jacklyn are busting a gut laughing.-Eric and Joe at school waiting for teacher.

My school has taught me the following...

How to have a good come back,

That every teenage boy is perverted,

Mrs. R has some great come backs,

Be quiet and sneaky if you give someone a secret,

Never trust someone with a glue stick,

Always say your sentences fast and don't stop in the middle of them,

Prison rules,

Teachers don't care if you get knocked unconscious,

Girls never get caught, boys always do,

Make sure to aim low when throwing a football to a boy,

Stevie the stonier will always be watching you,

When a teacher asks for scissors, give her a stapler,

When you are offered ten bucks to pants your friend, do it fast he may turn around and see you, (Eric lost me my ten bucks!)

Random guys may call you a 'Silly goose' in DC when you call the room across from you,

Always make sure you have a cover story,

Never sit by Kadin during lunch,

Don't kick a tether ball,

I am obviously from Canada because Eric was born in Mexico,

I learned how to knock someone over while wearing snow shoes,

My teacher hates us and her husband,

Never let Kadin Babysit,

Never knock on the boys cabin door on a trip, you will be scared for life by a singlet,

And apparently guys can get pregnant with half bison half Michael Jackson kids,(Yeah 5th and 6th grade where very, um, special years.)

How I love my school...

Now what has your school taught you?

The Mightiest weapon is neither the sword nor the pen, it is the highlighter.