I'm new to fanfiction and I like writing stories based on Artemis Fowl, Tamora Pierce and Baldur's Gate.

I like all things which are based on Fantasy.

My favourite PC game is LONGEST JOURNEY but I think I'm the only person who has it in the entire world.

My favourite XBOX game is Halo.(Of course.)

And here is a little conversation on instant messaging between my friend and bfw.

FriendlyWalrus: Scared to open your e-mail because I sent you one message?
Clarkcatc: you havent sent me an email
FriendlyWalrus: I know. But the one e-mail I sent you before made you scared to open it again
FriendlyWalrus: Or so said the great Simian Princess
Clarkcatc: how do you know that, you creep
FriendlyWalrus: Mwu-hahaha
Clarkcatc: fuck off

FriendlyWalrus: MWU-HAHAHAH!
FriendlyWalrus: MQ said so in her profile, Osama.
FriendlyWalrus: Again...MWU-HAHAHAHAHAH!
FriendlyWalrus: I think I'll go send you an e-mail right now
Clarkcatc: who the hell is MQ?
FriendlyWalrus: Monkey Queen
Clarkcatc: get a life
FriendlyWalrus: The feeling is mutual, my anti-American friend
Clarkcatc: leave me alone, i dont do fanfiction any more
Clarkcatc: your holding on to the past

FriendlyWalrus: I am so sorry Saddam. Please go back to raping my relatives
FriendlyWalrus: :-*
FriendlyWalrus: O:-)
Clarkcatc: excuse me, u sick bastard, but i am english, not part of the taliban!
Clarkcatc: =-O
FriendlyWalrus: Well you hate America
Clarkcatc: so does the rest of the world!
FriendlyWalrus: And being English doesnt make you a member of the Taliban
FriendlyWalrus: Nope
FriendlyWalrus: Only you
Clarkcatc: exactly
FriendlyWalrus: So, why do you hate America? Why were you such a big fan of me and then turn against me? Was it because of my nationality?
Clarkcatc: no, it was the fact that u hated my friends
FriendlyWalrus: Hmm...do you know who started this particular battle?
Clarkcatc: mq?
FriendlyWalrus: Yep. She flamed my story, I flamed her in return
FriendlyWalrus: So she deletes all her stories and bombards me with flames
FriendlyWalrus: I block her, so she does aliases
Clarkcatc: anything else?
FriendlyWalrus: brb