HEY PEOPLES!! My name is Sylvia, Lacrosse is my Life! I love Softball too. I love hockey and football. I adore Evgeni Malkin and Troy Polamalou. I haven't chosen exactly what i will write about yet. It all depends on what i feel like writing. I'll probably have a couple of copy and pastes stuff on this page too, but like I said before it depends on what I feel like doing at the moment.

Favorites

Color - Blue
Number - 71
Music - pretty much anything but mainly country and rock
Bands - Nickelback, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Please and Thank You...just keeps goin on

TV Show - Full House, Mythbusters, Scooby Doo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...and the list goes on and on and on...
Movie - Taken, Titanic, Friday the 13th...
Actor - Michael Weatherly, Mattheww Maconahey
Actress - Kate Hudson, Mandy Moore

Type of Movie - Horror, Action, Comedy, Romance
Sport - Lacrosse, Softball, volleyball, racing

Do you have any

Siblings - depends, biological or not...biological- 2 sisters, unbiological- 1 sister, and 3 brothers
Pets - too many cats...I really need my Great Dane
Job - helping to take care of an elderly woman
Fears - snakes, heights, bridges
Plans for college- hopefully south hills
piercings - ears and hopefully nose soon
Tattoos - none right now, but i want one

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly)

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is hissing Alice-style at people in the hallway when they laugh at you for being in a wheelchair. crazy is when you walk into a door then shout at it for being in your way, oh and then tell it that your never speaking to it again! Crazy is running into walls then apologizing for it. = If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control. Guys are hot, Girls are mean. We're the class of 2013.

Softball; Learn it, Live it, Love it.

A friend will stop you from over reacting, but a best friend will walk beside you giggling, "Somebodys gonna get it!"

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you/ Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

Does the noise in my head bother you?

When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have pms on the days that end in the letter 'y'.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't amkae you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm special because i act silly in public.
i'm a slut because i actually dance at...dances.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippi because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a whore because my boyfriend kissed mee.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a bitch because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
i'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day.
the next day, i'm fat because i eat all of it.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

(If you're against abortion, re-post this.)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there are way too many Kidz Bops out there, paste this in your profile.

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into a profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

Commandments of a Teenager

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)