Fav Band: hopefully that's obvious CRUSH 40

Fav TV Show: MONK

City: New York, New York (and no, my name is not Percy, even though I do have black hair+green eyes).

Name: Hmmm Not Sure

Gang Name: Delta New York (some greek letter+city of residence)

Superhero Name: Blue Thunder (fav color+fav storm)

Jibberish Name: Mmmh Ton Erus (name backwards)

Gothic Name: Black Leopard (black+fav animal)

Greek Name: Hmmm Not Sure doesn't really work so, uhhhhhhhh, Percy Jackson: Percyos (Percyos-Perseus, see it works!) Jacksonos (name with i,u replaced with o, then+os)

Greek God(dess) Name: Either Nikeos or Filaos (fav shoe brand+os)

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And yes, everything below is off of XxXTridents4RentXxX's profile cuz I can't think of anything else for myself (+ it's funny). But I've rediscovered my brain, so everything above is mine (except the bunny).

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as opposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)