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My name is Amy. im not gonna tell u my age,(unless u know me). im AZN (im chinese) WOOT :) and DEAL WITH IT. Also, i dont care if u hate chinese or AZN ppl because we're AWESOME and i dont give a damn. I'm similar to my friends (ex-classmates), Jacob Bantay (ArikaMonanoke72 is his pen name here), Sara Lee (NightStar33 is her pen name here). I dont give a damn about what u think of me. I am very mysterious, my friends dont think so cuz they still dont fully know me. i am random. For my friends i give a SHOUTOUT!! ALSO IF U ARE WONDERING ABOUT MY PEN NAME, IT MEANS MY EMOTIONS ARE HAPPY AND BLUE UNDERSTAND PPL?? I do write stories at home but i dont have enough time to type them all on here. (IF U R THINKING IF I HAVE TIME TO TYPE THIS STUFF I SHOULD HAVE TIME TO TYPE MY STORIES, THEN U R COMPLETELY WRONG!!) I AM JUST LIKE SARA LEE(NIGHTSTAR33) BUT DIFFERENT BY LITTLE THINGS. IF U READ ARIKAMONANOKE72 'S AND NIGHTSTAR33 'S PROFILES, U WILL SEE THAT THEIRS IS SIMILAR TO MINE AND MINE IS SIMILAR TO THEIRS.

extra curriculum: piano, (used to take judo and karate so i can KICK UR ASS), art

likes: Haters Club(im the founder of it duh!) friends... twilight series(not the movie), poetry (especially dark ones and free verse), being RANDOM, going on youtube to watch random videos, txting my friends o_0, um lets see what else... watching anime...and stuff

I HATE: Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Zac Efron, The WHOLE HSM cast(mostly the ppl playin the main characters) the movies hsm hsm2 hsm3 etc., twilight movie( the movie sucked compared to the book), AVI BIR (he's king of the nubs/noobs) Blake Armstrong(he's the prince of nubs/noobs), conceited ppl, ppl that thinks they know it all, wimps, whores, sluts, Jona Brothers, crapped up disney channel ppl, girly-girls, Camp Rock, evry1 in Camp Rock, makeup cosmectics, ppl that think they are the best, backstabbers, traitors, THE COLOR PINK, Robert Pattinson, being blamed for something i didnt do, being framed (yes i got framed before and had to go to the principal's office), ppl that frame other ppl, and whole lot of other things that won't fit on this page. I DONT LIKE korean songs, korean drama, and crap MWAHAHAHAHA! (just like Sara Lee-NightStar33)

I also hate Calvin Law (ChasingHeadlightsOnTheFreeway) - is his penname here... IF YOU GO READ HIS PROFILE (because i know him) DONT BELIEVE HIS PROFILE!! THEY ARE LIES, COMPLETE LIES!! he is my stupid classmate who I hate. He has a crush on a girl which sadly is me...-(who is Sara Lee's NightStar33 friend/classmate There is his secret reveled!! We do not call him a futard, he's just saying that so you can feel sorry for him. One thing I agree with him is his "who i think is gay" list that list should be called "who i think is retarded and stupid" So wutever he says on his profile, don't believe it-except the he has a crush on a girl part. HE CANT KICK UR ASS HE'S A WIMP!

fav or bands:Radiohead, All-American Rejects, Linkin Park, The Fray, One Republic, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Boys Like Girls, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, and others that i cant name right now

fav movies: The Simpsons Movie, The Phantom of the Opera (yes i like it so wut??)

friends: (ones that have an account here) arikamonanoke72, NightStar33, le dark asylum, Tess-chan

website: mehnewblog.blogspot.com

famous ppl that should seriously quit their job: Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, whiteplumblossoms, sasusakuwolf, Crazy Anime Wolf, Sadistic Wolf Goddess, HomocidalTraitor, happyblue88,

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson (she thinin chicken of the sea, the canned food)

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

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Betty and Clark by Christy T reviews
Betty Suarez, meet Superman. Clark Kent, meet Betty Suarez. Or have you met? Ugly Betty/Superman xover. Humorous oneshot.
Crossover - Superman & Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Betty S. - Complete
Clash of the Fashionistas by The Marvelous Mad Madam Mim reviews
What if Miranda Priestly and Wilhelmina Slater lived in the same universe? Devil Wears Prada vs. Ugly Betty.
Crossover - Ugly Betty & Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Tomboy VS Playboy by tesskun reviews
Sakura is the new kid in Konoha, one catch, she's a tomboy. She meets Sasuke, Konoha's most famous playboy. They meet, and all hell breaks lose. But Sakura has a secret...and so does Sasuke. Will opposites attract or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Birthday Massacre by Starlight Disaster reviews
Jasper loses control on Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
How to give Charlie Swan a heart attack by Starlight Disaster reviews
When I'm bored strange things happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008