![]() Author has written 6 stories for Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード. Hey there fellow writers/readers! I'm Jesusseeker1. Here's just a little about myself: I'm an avid reader of Beyblade Metal Fight. I also write my own stories but I'm still a bit embarrassed to share them so only my favorites get posted. A bit about me: I'm a seventeen-year-old girl and am passionate about drawing, music, playing piano, and, by far the most important, my family/friends and JESUS! I'm extremely insane, something almost everyone that knows me can testify to. I'll write random stuff and roleplaying, I just need the encouragement to do so. Please don't ask me to read discontinued stories because I will refuse to do so. Sorry, but I will not let myself get caught up in a story only to find the writer(s) stopped in the middle of an awesome plot. It kinda makes me sad to be honest. TT.TT I also will not read M-rated stuff or anything yaoi/yuri. No thanks cuz it's just gross. But on to the good stuff. Refer me to stories you've read, know of, or have written yourself. I promise I will check them out!!!!! I'm human so please excuse my flaws in my writing and when I don't update. I don't do too much perfectly but when I do, don't send flames my way. I'll respect you as a person and overlook your flaws, so all I ask is that you ignore mine. Alright. That about wraps it up! Keep spinning! See ya! Gingka taught me to never lose hope. And that as long as your friends are behind you, you can save the world and get a burger all in a day’s work. (Lol!) Kyoya taught me to never give up and never stay down. You've got to get back on your feet, even when all the odds are against you. Masamune taught me to keep reaching for number one. Even when checkered by failure, you cannot stop trying. Kenta taught me to do whatever it takes to help your friends. Madoka taught me to stand by your friends and cheer them on all the way. Tsubasa taught me to overcome your dark side, and that being intellectual doesn't mean you’re weak or boring. Ryuga taught me that nobody is completely evil, and that even the strongest of us are mortal too. Yu taught me to find the fun in everything and not to take life too seriously. Hikaru taught me that when one window closes, another one always opens and to never forget where you came from. Ryo taught me that growing older doesn't mean you have to grow up. Belle taught me that there is love in even the darkest of places. Mulan taught me that honor is important but family is most important. Cinderella taught me to turn the other cheek. Ariel taught me to follow my heart wherever it leads me. Aurora taught me to wait for that special someone until the very end. Jasmin taught me love can come from the strangest of people. Snow White taught me that being gentle and kind is everything. Pocahontas taught me that I should always stand up for what's right. Repost this if you're a Princess and proud to be! I’m bored… run for your sanity. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it. It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM…… 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 23. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 24. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 25. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 26. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 27. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 28. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 29. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 30. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 31. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 32. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 33. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 34. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 35. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 36. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 37. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 38. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 39. Dress like the professor. 40. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress 41. If your a girl wear a tux 42. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 43. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras Repost this if you laughed | |||||||
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