Lordy-Loohide bio
 ...You sure you got the right Lordy-Loo? You sure? How many other "Lordy-Loo"s are there? 'Parently there was one on Twitter. I had to use fucking "Lovi_Snail." ...Not that I don't love the shit out of "Lovi_Snail." And why aren't the fucking line breaks working? I've been trying "Shift" and "enter" "Shift" and "enter" and "Shift" and "enter" and "shift" and "shift" and "enter" "enter" "shift" "enter" "shift" "enter" "L" "R" "L" "R" "STOP" and "DASH" and "UP" and "TALK" "B" "B" "A" "B" "S" [RE-FUCKING-PEAT] I see the damn horizontal line button up top, but that "( Use Shift Enter for Single Line Breaks )" at the bottom is very... misleading. I want it to work so I can go on with my day. ...Maybe I'll actually write and post a story one day. Maybe it'll be a football/mermaid/pirate/high school/zombie apocalypse/shipwrecked on an unknown island/college/work/fluffy/farm/skydiving with alpacas/public frickle frackle with a fucking ketchup dildo that doesn't contain actual sex, only implied/Antonio as Lovino's pet rock/shopping/school dance Hetalia Spamano alternate universe fanfiction, with gobs of crack... AND I WON'T POST IT UNLESS IT'S COMPLETELY WRITTEN. Yes, that was an attempt to cut down on unfinished fanfiction... that I actually won't ever post 'cause I don't write. I only support and stalk other authors' stories. |
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DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS by 2p-talian reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 135 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America
For Feli's sake by killmeplx reviews
Because Romano is a very considerate brother and does not want to kiss Antonio. Really. Spamano. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Kink Quiz by Sketchin reviews
Spain finds something interesting while browsing the internet. Romano can't believe this. Rated M for smut, Spamano. If you don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
W Academy's Club for the Socially Unadept by MysticalMyosotis reviews
In which Feliciano and Lovino attempt to make friends by starting a club. GerIta, Spamano, Ameripan...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] [Germany, N. Italy]
The Space Between the Balconies by Spinyfruit reviews
There's a space between the balconies, where glances are stolen, smoke flies, and dreams wander. Lovino draws the blinds, and Antonio opens his windows. They see each other sometimes. –Spamano, three-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
We'd Be Together by Adiaphory reviews
Something felt off about Antonio's new home. The stairs creaked, the windows groaned, and in the mirror he saw a face he didn't know. The face was young but the gestures old; Toni began a romance untold. He felt an issue new to most… if only he could touch Lovino the ghost. [Ghost AU. Spamano.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,372 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
Breathless in the Atmosphere by Spinyfruit reviews
Antonio only needed money for marble. He needed to make his art. And a chance encounter on the subway offers him a job as a male escort. It was just for the money. He could stop anytime he wanted to. Really. –Spamano, prostitute AU with male escort!Spain. Warning for sexual themes and suicidal ideation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
The Prince and the Pauper by 78meg9 reviews
When Prince Feliciano goes missing, it is up to a poor servant boy Romano to step in to take his place and thwart an evil plan to take over the kingdom. However, falling in love was something neither one anticipated. Based off of the Princess and the Pauper.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,720 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Tale of endurance by Vene-Fiore reviews
"The sky was crying. Droplets of water splashed and dripped across Antonio's unconscious face. When finally his eyes fluttered open, he wished he stayed unconscious, better yet; dead. His memories flooded and an agonizing silent scream filled his lungs." "What had he done to deserve this?" Want to find out more? Make yourself comfy, and read the Tale of Endurance. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Spain, Belgium, Netherlands
My Name Is Lovino by Skiskooska reviews
Lovina Vargas has always felt as if she were born in the wrong body. Antonio Fernandéz Carriedo is a senior who volunteers in World Academy's clinic as a therapist. During a dinner-gone-wrong Lovina Vargas discovers who she truly is, a man. After Antonio's display of kindness, Lovino turns to Antonio's guidance, to learn to except himself. FTM Transgender! Lovino. Modern Day AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
How to care for your Spaniard by IggyThePunyTweeling97 reviews
Romano has written a journal which contains all his observations revolving around keeping his Spaniard alive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Braces by Roxi2Star reviews
Antonio just got braces, and is feeling very self conscious of them. Maybe Lovino, a cute kid in his grade ho also has them can make him feel better about having braces, and maybe realize their not so bad. Ok so maybe he becomes less self conscious of them, but in the braces are a pain. Especially when their stuck to another pair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Knock Knock by The Cookie of Doom reviews
Romano tells Germany a knock knock joke, and I am going to hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2015
Cherry Tomato Sweet by PandaBorja reviews
"Being a country could be the number one stressful thing I have to deal with on a day to day basis, but raising four children is a strong, close second." With chapters bouncing through different times and dates, Romano and Spain go from experiencing the struggles of being beginners at parenting to dealing with an angry teenager missing prom. Spamano Family!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Sacrifice by Sydy reviews
People will do strange things when they believe the safety of a friend is in danger; things people never thought possible. It started as any normal day for the Axis Powers. They woke up and were attacked by the Allies, who hoped to end the war. Italy was on the side lines waving his white flag and hoping not to get hurt, or so everyone thought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014
If it Kills Me by TheThreeAmigas reviews
Gilbert and Francis had been constantly wheedling at him to ask Lovino out and somehow, it worked. Lovino had dumped his boyfriend a few weeks ago, apparently happier than ever to be rid of him. Antonio couldn't really argue the fact that now was the perfect time to act. Warning extremely cheesy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] France, Prussia
Tesoro Mio by Spinyfruit reviews
Antonio's the charming, handsome farmer with an infuriating Spanish accent, and Lovino is the mysterious wine entrepreneur who comes and goes. When Antonio falls in love, he throws society, expectations, and religion to the wayside, but can a strict Catholic like Lovino do the same? Warning for internalized homophobia, religious and sexual themes, and references of child abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,484 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Lovino's Letter by The Official Canadian Teabag reviews
AU in which Lovino, with a bumpy past, sends a letter to Santa after his last letter was sent sixteen years ago. Rated T for swearing. Now available in Russian! Check my bio for link.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
All of Our Sins by Terminally Introverted reviews
Lovino is Catholic, but he's not entirely sure what he believes. Nevertheless, he and his brother Feliciano are forced to attend confirmation classes. When Lovino meets their group leader- bizarre, cheerful Antonio; one of the first people to treat Lovino like he matters- things get complicated. When they find this church is much darker than it appears, things get terrifying. Fast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,402 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, N. Italy - Complete
Before the Snow Falls by Spinyfruit reviews
Lovino, jersey number nine, right winger. He was ready to pass the ball, ready to set up the win, but Antonio, opposite team, center fielder, was ready too. Someone thought, and someone didn't, and they crashed. Hard. A few months later, Lovino's on crutches, Antonio has scholarships, and they have to deal with the aftermath of what happened. —Spamano, two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Break in the Sun by A Drop of Starlight reviews
Lovino Vargas is a bitter thirteen-year-old with only four months to live. But along comes a cheerful Spanish boy named Antonio, bringing with him the one thing Lovino doesn't yet have - love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Bad Hair Day by Spinyfruit reviews
Prompt fill: Lovino works at a hair salon and Antonio's a daily customer who comes by with any excuse so he can talk. To figure out how to get Antonio to like him, Lovino visits Emma (Belgium) quite often, and unintentionally makes Antonio jealous. Then the game of wooing begins. - Spamano fluffiness - ONESHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Cold Hands and Shakespearean Pickup Lines by The Official Canadian Teabag reviews
There has probably never been a sentence with 'Shakespeare' and 'pickup line' in it. Fortunately, Antonio is able to do the impossible, while being tortured by Lovino's icicle-turned hands. Human AU. Characters a slightly OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Neighbors by Frostwhisker reviews
Living next to each other had it's perks and disadvantages. Spamano, high school human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
School Plays by RomaniaBites reviews
Ah, there really was nothing like traditional school musicals! They were amazing, exciting, hilarious, and oh-so unpredicta- hold on. Why's there a wedding? And why's Lovi part of it? Spamano. B-day fic for Concentration Maple-ation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Of Vending Machines and Night Clubs by bubbleteadesu reviews
A story of an unlikely friendship blossoming in the presence of a bright red vending machine and the realization of an even more unlikely romance in the midst of the bright neon lights and loud disco music of a night club. Full Summary Inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete