A-man: "Finally, the A-man, HAS AT LONG LAST, registered with Fanfiction.net (Apr. 21, 2003)! The A-man (thaaaat's meeeee) first went to sign The People's Guestbook at www.thewolfcountry.com, TEN TIMES! And now, this joyous occasion is taking place on behalf of the millions (The A-man's fans: "And millions!"), and millions of A-man fans across the world! Behold this jedi knight who became an outcast, this mighty wielder of The Force, has made himself know to the world! He is the The A-man, The People's Hero, The Greastest One, The People's Jedi Outcast, THE MOST ELECTRIYFING MAN THE WHOLE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!"

Christian: "Dude, that's so totally awesome!" :)

A-man: "Totally! By the way, the A-man, The People's Hero, is so popular, so well-known, that he has some very special friends. First, WWE wrestler Christian, WWE wrestler Randy Orton, pro skateboarder Tony Hawk, pro BMX rider Mat Hoffman, NHL all-star hockey player Owen Nolan, NASCAR driver Ward Burton, Halo war hero Master Chief, and finally, the highly beautiful, sexy, and the A-man's girlfriend, the lovely Steel Angel Mikhail (a character from the anime Steel Angel Kurumi)!

Master Chief: "Can I have a cookie?" :(

Mat Hoffman: "No, shut up!"

A-man: AHEM "Anyway, The Greatest One does indeed know and are good friends with these fine people. It's true, it's DAMN true!" _

Ward Burton: "Can you tell me something, A-man? Why do you always refer to youself in the third-person?"

A-man: "Why not?"

Tony Hawk: "Good answer, good answer!" :)

(Just then the millions and millions of A-man's fans chant his name!)

The A-man's fans: "A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man!"

Mikhail: "Oh brother..." -_-

Owen Nolan: "..."

A-man: "Also, for those who don't know Kurumi and myself(from Steel Angel Kurumi) are in,real-life brother and sister."

Randy Orton: "And how's that possible?"

A-man: "You'll find out sooner or later."

Randy Orton: "But, I want to know now!"

A-man: "...no."

Randy Orton: "Okay."

A-man: "Well, enough about me and my peeps. It time for the A-man to start writing some fics. Expect craziness, insanity, wackiness, and mayhem to break loose cause thats whats gonna happen. If ya smmeeeeellllllllll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-lal...what the A-man...is...cookin'!

(The A-man's fans: "A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man, A-man!")

The A-man's friends (a.k.a. The People's Friends)

Tony Hawk
Master Chief
Mat Hoffman
Mikhail
Christian
Randy Orton
Ward Burton
Owen Nolan
Steel Angel Kurumi

A-man's other names...

The People's Hero
The Greastest One
The People's Jedi Outcast
THE MOST ELECTRIYFING MAN THE WHOLE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

Favorite Things...

-anime: Steel Angel Kurumi seasons 1 & 2 and the manga, Burn-Up, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star
-wrestling/sports: BMX, skateboarding, wrestling, NASCAR stock car racing
-videogames: Perfect Dark, WWE Smackdown! series, Splinter Cell series, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1-4 THPS Underground, Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX 1&2, Halo, NASCAR games
-hobbies: all of the above (DUH!)