I'm a 13 year old girls and i'm super in love with One Direction :)

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: sexting-blood on the dancefloor

Waking Up: Rette Mich-Tokio Hotel

First Day At School: An Deiner Seite-Tokio Hotel

Falling In Love: Just the way you are-Bruno Mars

Fight Song: Love&death-Tokio Hotel

Breaking Up: With ur love-Cher lloyd

Prom night: super bass-Nicki Minaj

Life: Total eclipse of the heart-bonnie tyler

Mental Breakdown: know your enemy-green day

Driving: unbroken-demi lovato

Flashback: firework-katy perry

Getting back together: perfect weapon-black veil brides

Wedding: lightweight-demi lovato

Birth of Child: california gurls-katy perry

Final Battle: loca-shakira

Funeral Song: reden-tokio hotel

Final Credits: memorie-david guetta ft kid cudi (haha, perfect for the ending :)

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if jonas brothers or miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch!!

if you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

1. Your Name: Kerttu

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): kerizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple monkey

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): liis kõnnu

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): kiikerit

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): eiseavt

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Dana

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Whiskers

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

RULES:
1.Put Your itunes, windows media player, MP3player, etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4.Put any comments in brackets after the song name

Are you male or female?

somebody (well, i'm female though :)

Describe yourself!
viva la vida(i guess that's good)

What do people feel when they're around you?
torn(no they don't feel like that)

Describe your current relationship.
truly madly deeply(wow, i'm not in a relationship at the moment,but that's a good answer i guess)

Where would you like to be now?
forever now(nothing)

How do you feel about love?
rescue me(well i don't know what you should rescue me from)

What's your life like?
know your enemy(i do have enemies)

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
one love/people get ready(that's a good one)

Say something wise.
party rock anthem(woo)

If someone says "is this okay?" you say...
all for love(haha)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
leb' die sekunde(yeah, i guess they should live every second)

How do you feel today?
totgeliebt(nothing)

What is your life's purpose?
ready,set,go(i don't know what should i run from, but that's a good one )

What is your motto?
we will rock you(haha, that's a good one)

What do you think of your parents?
spring nicht(yeah, they shouldn't jump)

What do you think about very often?
skyscraper(i don't think about a skyscraper often)

What is 2 + 2?
fix a heart

What do you think of your best friend?
heavens on fire(well, she is kinda crazy)

What do you think of the person you like?
pain of love(yeah, he is)

What is your life story?

durch den monsun

What do you want to be when you grow up?
summer nights(well everybody would want to be a night, right?? no)

What will you dance to at your wedding?

she will be loved(that's a good song)

What will they play at your funeral?
shot down in flames(ha perfect)

What is your hobby/interest?
ich liebe dich(well, i love people)

What is your biggest fear?
noise(no, i'm afraid of hights)

What is your biggest secret?
love me do

What do you think of your friends?
unbroken(no they're not)

What will you post this as?
sweet home alabama