It was 7 years ago that Helga left her home town; angry, bitter, and promising herself she'd always hate Arnold. Now she returns, and upon meeting Arnold's son, she wonders what could have been... ArnoldXHelga...Eventually. Ch18. Longest chapter ever...and the end. Thank you for reading. COMPLETE.

Helga finds herself in the middle of a bizarre series of events, which lands her back in Hillwood after a 3 year absence. Just in time for her senior year of high school. But maybe a particular, lovable, football headed guy can make her return worthwhile? Oh, if things were only that simple, and with Helga and Arnold, they never are. Chocked full of shenanigans!

During an excavation in Ancient Egypt, Archaeologist Arnold Shortman discovers more than he ever expected-a connection so unbelievable he has no choice but to pursue it. And he does. Colliding along the way with romance, fate, and a long lost dream, Arnold soon encounters an ancient evil bent on destroying him and everything he loves. (AU)

Arnold volunteers to Stage Manager the school play "My Fair Lady" in order to get an extra activity for college apps. However, working under Helga as acting director isn't the best job one could ask for. But Arnold has an escape - his online IM partner. But when he discovers the blogs owner, adjusting to what he sees against what he reads can be hard. Which version to believe?

After ten long years in San Lorenzo, Arnold suddenly returns to Hillwood, throwing Helga's world into chaos irreversibly. Gerald and Phoebe start acting suspicious about his return; what secrets does he bring with him, and what does it mean for Helga? Can she get him to stay? Does she want him to stay? And how does Lila, mysteriously absent for years, factor into his return?

10 years ago, Arnold made the rash decision to go look for his parents in the jungles of San Lorenzo, but all he found was disappointment. Now back in Hillwood, he must confront all the people he left behind, the hardest one being the person he missed the most, the great love of his life, and the one he let get away. AXH. "Helga?" "Actually, I go by Geraldine. And you are?"

Betrayal and love go hand in hand, the only question is how much pain do they really truly inflict upon their prey. She would fall into the darkness he resided in, but why would she surrender to the darkness? For there is nothing to gain by her betrayals, however there's everything to lose with her love. So, the question remains: How much pain can they take from love and betrayal?

What would you do if you had a second chance to fix all your mistakes from Senior year? For Helga, that's plenty of work, but can she pull it off before time runs out? AxH (rated m for thematic situations)

Hillwood High is a muck with cliques like any other high school- Queen B's, Jocks, Preps, Nerds and even a bully or two to even out the score. In the end, will stereotypes prove stronger than the feelings between a tall-haired jock and the smartest girl in school?

After 6 years apart Arnold Shortman would like nothing more than to befriend his savior, Helga G Pataki. Once their friendship becomes stronger can Helga keep up her best friend act?

She'd promised to make him happy; she'd promised to do anything for him; she'd promised to always be with him. He refused to let her go back on her words...even if she no longer remembered them.

Hillwood's superhero duo are just your average high schoolers. (Was one shot).

Sakura had always known that Uchiha Sasuke was far from her reach. Yet, she had extended her arms and opened up her heart to him even if it meant that he had the power to take it into his hands and crush it. "You have much better things to do than waste your time on me Sakura." Post-War.

Sequel to "Ever After" They say you can't go home again. Hel and Tad are about to test that theory as they head back to Hillwood; for Helga, to figure out a future with Arnold and for Tad, to take care of his mother. But things have a way of getting muddled and for Tad, it comes is the very alluring form of one Rhonda Wellington-Lloyd.

"So... Arnold had cheated on his girlfriend. My man Arnold. Cheated. On his girlfriend. But it was the way that he said it that really interested me: he just said it. It was a statement to him, not a confession, or a heart-wrenching admission of guilt. He said it the same way he'd tell me he was out of sugar." Don't own! Tell me how I did!

It certainly wasn't how Helga Shortman had planned to spend her day. Trapped in an 8x7 space with her soon to be ex-husband. 1 elevator, 2 people, 6 hours. Will they kill each other or rekindle their love? COMPLETE!

What is this? Is this real? So the tormentor of my very soul, the football head that haunts my dreams, the love of my life, just dropped a note on my desk. What should I do?

What If: Mr. Simmons had never done the play in Elementary school? What if he directed it when they were all in High School instead? This is an expanded take on Helga's schemes to kiss Arnold. AxH, slight AU.

The hottest thing on television is a teen drama called "Ever After". It's fresh, it's raw, and it's popular in the Shortman household. The problem is, the story might be a little less fiction and a little more family history.

My contributions to Shortaki Week. All stories are primarily Arnold and Helga written with the prompt of the day. Ratings range from T (the first one) to G.

Here are my stories for Shortaki Week. One shots and drabbles for Arnold and Helga's relationship. Their ages range from preteen to adult and the situations may range from cute to incredibly cute. I'll make a note of any chapters that contain smut or lemon beforehand. Hope you guys enjoy.

I spent more than five years trying to forget the greatest heartbreak of my life. I grew up, moved in with Olga, and tried to figure out what I was going to do with my life. So of all the coffee shops in the city, why did he have to come to mine? (Set after Jungle Movie and the Patakis)

It was in those moments when she knew that he meant it when he said that he loved her, but it was also in those moments when she caught a glimpse of the ring on his finger and she had to remind herself time and time again that Uchiha Sasuke was taken. AU

Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.

Instead of moving to Hillwood with their son, Miles and Stella decided to stay in San Lorenzo, letting him grow up among the Green-Eyed people. Arnold's life in the jungle was peaceful until the day he joined his parents in chasing poachers away from the jungle which led to his own capture. Soon Arnold found himself in a different kind of jungle; the city where his parents grew up.

Mr. Simmons pressures Arnold and Helga to participate in a dance contest for the waltz. With five hundred dollars and their romance at stake, who would dare to interfere with the duo's plans? Olga Pataki, that's who!

"According to a kid in my world history class my superpower is the ability to prevent the Valkyrie from beginning Rangnarok. Which in real speak translates to I am the only person in this school who can get Helga Pataki to back down when she's furious."

Always prideful, Helga is loathe to ask for help, especially from the person who makes her feel so vulnerable... but it's about more than just her... Language and Lemons, I don't own anything HA.

They've been together for a year and a half, and have been in love even longer. But they're the only ones that know that. After they decide to go away together for a romantic weekend to a secluded bed and breakfast in the mountains, they find that their secret romance is at risk of being exposed to the entire school. (From the author of Can't See the Forest and When the Sun Rises)

Spanish 2 with Arnold was fun until a class presentation changes everything. When he leaves to chase his dreams & find his parents in the middle of the San Lorenzo jungle, it's Helga who is left behind with the secret she was never able to tell. But will a surprising video call from Arnold months later change her life forever? *The Jungle Movie with a twist!* Canon. TJM. AxH

At age 18 Arnold is finally able to return to the old boarding house. But the girl he loves has vanished from everyone's sight. Can he find her again and can he convince her he's worth loving? Gerald, Phoebe, and Arnold are on the case.

Excited to start college, Helga Pataki is more eager than ever to face the challenges ahead of her. But then she runs into a cold, distant boy who won't say more than two words to her, and doesn't seem to want to. But the more she finds herself running into him, the more she feels compelled to see what he's hiding. But is he a challenge she can't overtake? AxH & OOC.

Sakura learns about an old, traditional technique called "chakra cleansing", of which Sasuke is in need of. Post Sasuke's return, pre gaiden. Short story, two parts, mature themes. Don't like adult content and nudity then don't read, and if you do please avoid being offended.

Abner was more than just a pig. More than just a pet. More than just a friend. Abner was my family- And just like most of my family- now he was gone. Suddenly I felt very alone.

ONESHOT. A casual bumping into at the bus stop proves to be more than just a waiting game for public transportation. Arnold POV. AxH. Fluff. R&R!

ONESHOT. Senior Prom is fast approaching, and the last day to buy tickets is here. With Gerald on Arnold's case to find a prom date, a hypothetical conversation with Helga may prove to both solve his prom-date-problem and make it all the more worse. AxH. Pure fluff. R&R!

Helga visits Arnold while he's sick. Oneshot.

The latest assignment Mr. Simmons throws at his students is a photography project of something they treasure. But when Arnold snaps a picture of Helga at the park, he finds out something about her that she's been hiding from him for years.

Trouble always seemed to find Arnold, especially if that trouble was Helga Pataki. After a fierce mud fight at a school trip, Arnold was forced to head back to shower. Helga was also left behind in order to change so when the rusty pipes gave out and left Arnold blind with his own shampoo who else could save him than the girl who had put him in this predicament to begin with?

Good old troupes, so easy to fall back on. My two favorite characters are off to uni, will a change of scenery and a bit of growing up be good for them? As always, there will be lemons, because life's no fun without lemonade.

this is a story about an affair that was bound to happen, and the chaos that ensues for the lives involved. Sometimes, being an adult is harder than it looks.

Now that Arnold finally knows about Helga's true feelings for him, he decides to take a unique approach on how to handle it. The only thing is, Helga always happens to be one step ahead of him. Oneshot.

the best night of both of their lives become the most tragic and ironic as Arnold pops the big question but after getting hit by a drunk driver he forgets his love for Helga. He remembers how much he hated Helga and how much Helga hated him. Will Helga have to start from square one or will his memory come back? would she have to give up the only thing she cares about most? find out

one-shot. Sometimes they just talk too much.

This can't be happening. But, sure enough it is. Those emerald eyes, that kind smile, that football-shaped head…Yeah, there's no mistaking it. He's here. ...and I need to get out before he notices.

Helga stops back in Hillwood for Fall Break, hoping to catch a glimpse of her beloved. Pumpkin patch meetings and birthday greetings make for a day the pair won't soon forget. (one shot for Arnold's birthday, just did make it!)

Post TJM. Helga has graduated college and works as an editor. Her life is always depressing since Arnold has been out of the picture. When she goes back to her home town, she surprisingly sees old friends she has been dying to see.

So small, so tiny. So fragile, so easily breakable. How could he, someone like him, have made such a small, perfect being? / [pre-Gaiden] [SSS] [oneshot]

Naruto and Sakura FRIENDSHIP - Post War Verse. Hints of SasuSaku in the end. Naruto has always wanted to play in the rain and catch a cold. Now that his best friend is a medical ninja, he has nothing to worry about.

SasuSaku - In between 699 and The Last - When the Uchiha feels threatened by a rock, throwing it away won't be the only thing he will do.

After the war, Sasuke starts to come to terms with what it means for him having returned to Konoha. While spending time healing from his injury, Sasuke lets down his walls, little by little, to reciprocate Sakura's feelings. He realizes that there are many things in this world that he hasn't experienced quite yet. [Blank Period]

"I told you I was trouble with my bad behavior." he said to me as he pushed me up against the wall, claiming my lips in a breathtaking kiss. I, Helga G. Pataki, has officially fallen for a bad boy, something I thought I was too smart to ever do. He is sugar-coated misery, a devil in disguise and a snake with green eyes. I guess it's karma... I have bad behavior too. Cover by jebbie

Post Jinchuu. Kaoru decides to help her late father's friend in Yokohama. Her only purpose is offering her aid, but one swordsman doesn't just let her go easily, mostly to convince her where she belongs.

"I know that it's a secret and that I gotta kept it, but I want the lights on." In a universe where Arnold and Helga never met as children, they both find themselves teenagers with only one parent. When Miriam and Miles got together, neither of their children ever imagined how so many twisted turn of events could lead them to fall in love with the other. Cover by 106Eli

In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.

Rumors are going around that Sakura has died, so Sasuke allows himself to be spotted in order to confront his former team. What he finds as a result ends up being more than he can handle. A twisted tale of love, tragedy, heartbreak, and hope. (Read it, you may be surprised)

Graduating with honours is finally in Helga's sights. Finally she can prove to her parents that she's as good, if not better than Olga ever was. But when she heads home for Christmas after four gruelling years of college, a chance encounter finds her faced with a decision that could crumble those aspirations, for something she has longed for more than anything.

He was sick, he had to be. How else could he explain the fire inside him every time she smirked at him or teased him, this constant need to defeat her? Ever since that kiss on the rofftop it was like something inside him snapped, she occupied his every thought, consumed him even in his dreams. He didn't know who he was anymore and it was all her fault.

Sasuke is back to the village and team seven is together again. But, two years later, after a failed mission, Sakura starts missing practice and no one seems to know why. Naturally, that doesn't sit well with Sasuke.

Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha have nothing in common except for a daughter named Sarada.

Sakura finds pornography at Sasuke's and it starts a chain of events. Smut. Older time frame, post Sasuke's return. This is a prompt request that I'm uploading from Tumblr. :) If you're offended by adult content please don't read. (short three shot)

"And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am..." Helga's spent years continuing to bully Arnold and hide her secret but when he is gravely injured one night, Helga gets a second chance to make things right. AXH, COMPLETE!

— an anthology of 500-word drabbles, one for each of the months in which they, little by little, fall in love. o12/o12: some would call it destiny — and it is your choice if you believe it to be. sasusaku. au.

But there is something undeniably different in their joining this time, Sasuke supposes. Though arguably filthy and risky and conducted in an inappropriate setting, they have never been more genuine together.

Wretched blood runs through my veins. —SasuSaku.

Spoilers for chapter 700. In which Bolt is not so oblivious to his stalker as his father once was.

A oneshot in honor of it being Jiraiya's birthday. Jiraiya has been traveling the world, and he bumps into a familiar face way out in the Hidden Waterfall Village. It's a happy coincidence really since, as it turns out, it's Jiraiya's birthday and he hasn't celebrated one since he left Konoha. It's a little sappy, but so is he. Rated T for language.

-COMPLETE- His eyes seemed to swirl from hard metal into a pool of molten, golden magma. "Sometimes there is only one solution," he said huskily, and what composure Kaoru had left diminished entirely. He was no longer talking about killing, and Kaoru was sick to think of what his words actually meant. He was finally claiming her, and she knew that it was far too late to escape him.

*Sequel to Silent Love* He doesn't want her to love him. He wants her to be obsessed with him.

It's time to let go; they're on the way to college, after all. Will a succession of anonymous entries in the school newspaper allow her to do so? What will Arnold think of the girl in the paper?

When a girl is known for being strong, it can tear her apart to be looked at with pity. Helga Pataki, an 18 year old girl, had a part of herself stolen from her one night and ever since then, she lost herself. She was ready to give her life up, until someone reached a helping hand out for her. Arnold wouldn't let her fall, especially not when someone else was going down with her.

Kaoru realizes her feelings for Kenshin, but doesn't act one them. However, when Kenshin finds himself another admirer, someone who would be perfect for him, Kaoru doesn't know how to react.

This isn't love, she always thought. But perhaps it was only a matter of time until their story began to take on the form of an unfinished love letter. Tragic Jiraiya/Tsunade, evolved from canon. One-shot.

She gave up her boots, her closet, her childhood, and ultimately, her heart – so, it only made sense that she should be the one to give this up, too. Never underestimate a woman in love.

"You've been in love with me since we were three and treated me like shit ever since. I let you because I knew deep down you didn't mean it." When the confrontation comes it is not planned and what occurs is a surprise to all. (Lemon attack!)

Sai's gone too far this time! So, Sakura teams up with Sasuke to plot revenge on their socially inept teammate. But how did their best plans lead them into Sai's cramped, dark closet? Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.

AU: Arnold and Helga are best friends, but what happens when one develops feelings for the other?

Finally back in her hometown of Hillwood to take care of her sickly father, after ten years of being away from everyone she knew, including herself, Helga is caught in the middle of a bank robbery. And just when she thought her world couldn't get more stressful, she is thrown a curve ball when she is saved by a blonde haired hostage negotiator. AxH!

You can't obsess over life to live it, and you can't obsess over love to get it. This is what Helga discovers on one lonely night in her apartment, and the during the not-so-lonely morning afterwards. T for occasional language?

Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)

All Eleanor wants is for her father to finally get his Christmas wish.

Uchiha Sasuke was no romantic, but here he was, breaking his probation, jumping into a decrepit canoe, and paddling tenaciously downriver to see his pink-haired lover.

A fight 5 years ago drove them apart, can the rain bring them back? A one-shot songfic request for a fan. Kind of short, but give it a try. I do NOT own the song used in this story, but it's what I was asked to write it for. For Cristal M...sorry I don't

Helga and Arnold are in their senior year, and they see time slipping away, and are still as stubborn as ever. But with the coming of a new student, Arnold starts to see what right in front of him. But is this new guy here to steal her away, or for another reason entirely? AxH!

A short one-shot of the HA gang playing spin the bottle. Rated T just to be safe.

Arnold can't decide which is harder: Raising a baby or figuring out his feelings for Helga. Sequel to Dropped the Ball.

Dr Helga Pataki, 24-year-old college graduate, faces her first challenge as PS118's new child psychologist – counselling Angela Sanderson, the very mirror image of Helga's younger self.

Desperate circumstances force Helga into an unusual disguise, resulting in many awkward situations.

Helga gets a little help from Arnold when she is forced to watch her sister's kids for the weekend.

After waking up in the hospital, a 26 year old Helga lands herself in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Bob wants her cleaned up but while she's there, Gerald begins to dig into the past and brings out a skeleton in her closet that has haunted them both. And what exactly does all of this have to do with Arnold anyway? COMPLETE!

He was the most powerful man in america she was hired to keep him safe. He could have anything he wanted except her.

Companion to "What We Left in the Hallway," this story takes place during the following spring break when Arnold brings his roommate to meet the gang. But how will Gerald and Helga feel when relationships start going awry? R&R! AxH

Sasuke is in chains and Sakura can do as she wishes. /smutfic/

Helga figured that Arnold was drunk enough to not remember anything, and she was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. But she'll soon find out that what they'd done that night isn't going to be a secret for long. Very Slight AU.

She's really done it this time. How can she get close to the one she loves even after she ended the relationship? Sneak into his room in the middle of the night, of course. Just be careful not to wake him up.

Helga G. Pataki is back after a 7 year absence, and, much to everyone's shock, she seems...grown up. Nice. Well, at least nicer. To everyone but Arnold, that is. Arnold, angry that she likes everyone but him and convinced that no one should dislike him, sets out to change her mind and MAKE her like him.

What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.

The third in my Christmas series. It's time for the Christmas angel to have someone look after her for a change.

They had been ambushed more than once on this damned mission, so when Sakura finds herself alone with Sasuke, the last thing she expects is for him to ambush her with his kisses and his naughty, wandering hands. SasuSaku. Post-War.

Just a one-shot I did it takes place during valentines day! I couldn't wait that long to post it. After and accident Arnold takes care of Helga. RATED T just in case.

College is a time of self-discovery, broadening world views and stressing over major decisions. It's also about getting "sexiled" by your obnoxious roommate and having only one place to go.

Change isn't always good. Helga's fallen into a depression and needs someone to keep her from continuing her downward spiral. My first one-shot! Rated for some intense themes.

AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.

Accused of lying about being pregnant, Helga fled. Now she has to come back, bringing her daughter along. Man, is Arnold in for a shock!

Why are there so many teens in Hillwood's Police Station?

"The fire was still burning by the time he'd dragged her there. The streets were littered with onlookers. The ambulance had left, the firemen were loosing." A meditation on time and tragedy. Maybe this one has a happy end, it's hard to tell.

ONESHOT. When Helga's favorite writer passes away unexpectedly, she begins to consider giving up on writing altogether. Can Arnold help her to realize that her writing is too good to give up? R&R! Based on my favorite FanFiction writer's departure from the fandom.

Love is like a baseball bat. It's used as a weapon if needed. It's something you hold close to you, something to be used with all of your strength. You have to fight to get a decent swing, just like the good relationships are worth fighting for. - Completed

"It isn't about what you hide behind the mask. It's about who's still there when the mask comes off... and he was. He always was.."

The summer is coming to a close, and Arnold has invited Helga to hang out on his roof for the evening before they have to go back to college. HxA Decided to keep this as a Oneshot, guys!

Helga's trying to run away from her family. Arnold's trying to run to his. As they take on the roads in search for any form of comfort to their problems, they run into each other in a rather... unusual way. Rated M for language and serious content. AxH

And when they were thoroughly soaked and satisfied he asked her "So, did you like my poem?" And with decisive laugh, that to anyone else might have sounded cruel, she answered, " Doi Football head!" One Shot.

Helga-Arnold... of course! 4 years after graduation, everybody else has moved on, but Helga is still waiting for something to happen to her. M for language and eventual lemons. I don't own Hey Arnold. Obviously.

Dr. Bliss has been helping Helga with her 'issues' since fourth grade after socking Brainy. What happens when she leaves for a new job leaving Helga to figure the rest out on her own without Dr. Bliss' help? AxH R&R!

"Despite how tight I had been holding onto the phone just moments ago, it slipped right out of my fingers and fell to the floor with a muffled thump. It slipped out of my grip almost as quickly as my Grandparents had slipped out of my life." AxH. R&R!

After the failed attempt of finding out what was REALLY under Kakashi's mask, Team Kakashi had another wonder about the silver-haired jounin. Exactly, how OLD is he? With his silver—…or is it gray hair? Team 7 Fic. One-shot.

After loosing a big swimming match and being caught in the rain, Arnold is saved by the last person he expected to see.

"How did we ever become friends?" "You said you liked my bow." At 21, Helga and Arnold reunite for an impromptu Valentine's date. Helga/Arnold one shot

"Several people believed we had been 'fooling around' since last year, others believed that I pitied Helga. That rumor annoyed me." AxH

Helga really didn't want to go to prom. But her fairy-godmother or rather annoyingly-perfect sister says she will go to the Masquerade Ball. Wearing a mask, no-one will know it's her, so why not? She could even get a dance with a certain Football-Head..

For a fleeting instant, she had everything she had ever wanted right in front of her, but like the screw-up she knew she was, she had destroyed it in record time. Helga/Arnold one-shot

Christmas wishes come in small packages, they also come sometimes in small annoying plants hung about the school.

A continuation to "Where are you Christmas?" Five years have passed, and Eleanor Shortman doesn't believe in Christmas miracles. Will a certain person help her as she help years ago?

Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!

Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it

Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!

Christmas had been dramaticly changed for Arnold. Has he lost his Christmas spirit for good?

After a bargain for her freedom goes awry, Kaoru finds herself bound to her cousin's husband. She is taken to his country to save her life. However, an old danger awaits... BK

How did Risa go from watching a movie to arguing about height? Risa wasn't sure but she was there, and the arguing wasn't pretty, and neither was Otani's issues with the house plants.

Dr. Bliss receives a new patient. My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Enjoy!

Her homelife is a wreck, her friends couldn't do anything to help her, so Helga made an ultimate decision to run away from home and head to San Lorenzo to meet Arnold.

Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.

LAST CHAPTER! Sequel to Champagne in the Morning. Helga returns from London with a fiancee, the perfect man. But what will she do when she is drawn to someone she shouldn't be drawn to? What if she finds herself in a sensual, but risky, affair?

*COMPLETE* It's December and people start getting sick left and right. What's all this got to do with Helga and Arnold? Well, you'll just have to read and find out! h/a pairing with a hint of g/p, and read and review please!

When he was seventeen, Arnold learned to hate. Now, eleven years later, he finally has the chance for revenge. But when his hate turns to love, will he be able to handle the pressure? Completely Reposted

A very short, very sad little ficcie I wrote late one night. Rating is only for sadness...nothing objectionable.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But Helga can't cook. Or can she? Take one cup comedy, add a spoonful of drama, and a dash of romance. Then overheat like Helga's imagination!

A horrid birthday leads Helga into some angsty thoughts. When Arnold arrives to save her, the tables turn and she tries to save him. (god that sucked...)

Helga is not allowed to go home...and Phoebe is out of town. Who will take her in? Gee, I wonder... :) ~*~FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!~*~ R&R Please! ^_^

(hmm... what to say to rope you in...) Eight years in the future, an angsty situation forces Helga to make contact with someone that I'm sure you all can guess...

Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.

" ... She was still Helga and he was still Arnold: the enemies, the lovers, the eternal paradox..."