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 Hey PEEPZ! Well, I love to WRITE AND READ!! My friends think I'm a Bitchy Obsessive Freak, but ah well...maybe I am a LITTLE!! XD I watch way to much anime for my own good and wellz, my mom naggs me about it! I am NOT girly at ALL! I am just OBSESSIVE if you can't tell already but I am a good-willed, sensible person for most of the time. BYEZ! Peace Out, Y'ALL! Things You SHOULD know About Me: FAVORITE COLOR: EVERYTHING! Black Mostly but... FAVORITE ANIMAL: TIGERS ALL Cats and WOLFS All Cainines FAVORITE STORE: HOT TOPIC FAVORITE YOUTUBE STARS: SHANE DAWSON & SHAYNAYNAY and RYAN (NIGA)HIGA FAVORITE MOVIES EVER! (im my opinon): PARANORMAL ACTIVITY and DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? Well, I'm tired of typing this stuff...if you want to know about me then...PM ME! It is Twilight based, and I love making it and Maybe, just maybe I might post it on here to use. ~IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT POST THE FOLLOWING ON YOUR PROFILE~ I am willing to bet against Alice, arm wrestle with Emmett, have a beauty contest with Rosalie, have a laughing contest with Jasper. I am willng to help Carlisle, test Bella's power, and garden with Esme. I HAVE OA&JD (Obsessive Alice and Jasper Disorder) •.¸¸.• •.¸¸.• • .¸¸.• •.¸¸.• I didn't get accepted to Hogwarts so I moved to Forks, Washington. List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Jasper 2. Alice 3. Emmett 4. Rosalie 5. Jacob 6. Renesmee 7. Edward 8. Bella 9. Carlisle 10. Esme 11. Jessica 12. Mike 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Renesmee/Jessica: no! and no! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Rosalie: Only beautfiful, maybe hot to most guys, but I am a girl. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Mike/Bella: ROFL!! I think that would involve some Edward ripping heads and making Bella have an abortion. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Carlisle: Ya, there are loads. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice/Renesmee: Lovers? No. Aunt and Niece? Yes. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Jacob/Carlisle or Jacob/Esme: Uhhh I would rather have neither but, Jacob and Esme because I dont think Jacob and Carlisle are gay... 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Edward on Alice and Mike: HAHAHAHA wipes away tears of laughter that would be so funny if Alice and Mike were having sex in the first place!I could only imagine Edward, again, doing so serious head ripping off of their shoulders. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Emmett and Esme? Well, probally with Emmet trashing the house.. And then feeling the wrath of Esme. XD 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Jasper/Bella: Yes there are some people who think its ok to pair those two. IT IS NOT!! The only ones those two should be paired with is Alice for Jazz and Edward for Bella. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Edward/Mike: i can see where the “hurt” comes from, not so much the “comfort”… 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Bella: there are so many songs, i guess it all depends on which book we’re talking about 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Jasper/Renesmee/Mike: EEW 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Uhh Yesturday, It was a good one too. 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” “Jasper and Edward are in a happy relationship until Carlisle runs off with Rosalie. Jasper, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jessica and a brief unhappy affair with Mike, then follows the wise advice of Jacob and finds true love with Emmett.” ummmm, no comment… A Twilight Survey -Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn -How long did it take you to read the books? About 1 day. -Who introduced you to the books? The Library, two years ago I found them when I was bored. -Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Borrowed. Favorites: -Who is/are your favorite character(s)? ALICE AND JASPER AND EMMETT -Who's your favorite vampire? Alice -Who is your favorite werewolf? PAUL :D -What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you. Alice: Sorry, he paid me. Bella: How much? Alice: The Porsche, it is exactly like the one I stole in Italy. -What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Hmm The Meadow. -What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? Hmm probably anytime after Rennesme's birth -How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you. Alice: Sorry, he paid me. Bella: How much? Alice: The Poursche, it is exactly like the one I stole in Italy. (Again) -What was your favorite adventure/battle? fighting the newborns in Eclipse -Which book cover was your favorite? Breaking Dawn's the chess pieces symbolize so much. -Are these books among your favorite books of all? They're tied with Harry Potter, and that means loads. This or That? -Twilight or New Moon? New Moon -New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon -Eclipse or Twilight? Eclispe -Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Hmm. Edward. Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you. Alice: Sorry, he paid me. Bella: How much? Alice: The Poursche, it is exactly like the one I stole in Italy. (Again) Who do you like more: -Bella or Edward? Bella because of her awkwardness and corniness -Bella or Jacob? Jacob -Bella or Alice? Alice -Alice or Jacob? Mrs. Alice Hale -Rosalie or Alice? Again... Alice -Jasper or Alice? Huh. Guess. ALICE -Jasper or Edward? Jasper -Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle -Emmett or Jasper? Too Hard, I love them both, Emmett is HILARIOUS and Jasper is just the AWESOMEST VAMPIRE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! -Emmett or Jacob? EMMETT!! -Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie -Esme or Charlie? Esme -Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle -Charlie or Billy? Charlie -Jacob or Sam? Jacob -Sam or Quil? Quil -Quil or Embry? Embry -Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Neither, I liked the Volturi. -Werewolves or Vampires? Well considering that Jasper and Alice are vampires... I think you can figure it out. :D Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile. If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you are counting the days until the Twilight movie comes out copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes forget to breathe while reading Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. ... :WONDERINGS?: ... Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics / Pixi Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have ADD. You think it'd be cool to have ADD. C: You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. AND yes, I have done / and is still doing all of those things Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over." "You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. "Friendship is like peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth." ~ Heard from TV Show I'm In The Band, quoted by 'Derek Jupiter' 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go." If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. The only thing bad reviews do are make people feel bad. If you don't believe in bad reveiws copy and paste this into your profile. (AN. I don't mind constructive criticism though) If you ever just felt like running somewhere, copy this to your profile. If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then." when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever thought where is my Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are crazy enough to have just read through all these, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Stephenie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile. If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate! If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this. If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile If you are Twilight obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile You know you're obsessed with Twilight when... 1) You have Breaking Dawn 3 times If you swear that you will throw yourself off a building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Bella, or any character you like, copy this to your profile. (But I'll revise that: I will throw the director off a building if the cast is bad) Ok, this is going to sound way obsessed with Twilight: When you read the good reviews about Twilight on the back cover and your heart soars, post this on your profile It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. (it's a great day to be Teresa, though...) When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers...sometimes. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (-evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Poisoned Drinks... random words...) Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP! Directions to Llama-land: When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party! (Seriously :D) (\_/) "Life is empty and so is the fridge." "The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me." .: There's three ways to do things:. Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?" My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Oh, you think I'm kidding. Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live..." Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils" "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird" For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when you have sudden urges to poke random people with a butterknife and you actually do it and then poke a cop, you get thrown into 5 hours in the Big House (mine). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Guy's point of view We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, Who keeps your picture in his wallet, Who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants, Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, Who thinks your beautiful without makeup, One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;) I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... TGWF: Thank God We're Female Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. My favorite word is sarcasm. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! My Reality Check bounced. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good Twilight 10 Commandments (Got this from the Sneaky Hobo, but I also changed a few stuff) 1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. 2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain. 3. Remember to keep release dates calendared. 4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence. 5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves. 6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. 7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore. 8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. 9. You shall not covet Edward. 10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars. Supernatural Quotes. 'Dude you fugly' 'You fudging touch me again and I'll fudging kill you' 'You know mabey the spirits are trying to shut down the movie beacuse they think it sucks. Cause I mean, it kind of does.' 'House rules Sammy drive picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.' 'Hope you apple pie is freaking worth it.' 'I'm the one that gripped you tight and raise you from perdition' 'We know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make us dangerous' 'You should show me some respect, I dragged you out of hell, I can throw you back in' ／l、 kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•¨).•´¨) ¸.•¨) I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Her name was Auroura She was only five Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister STOP CHILD ABUSE! 26 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but since Carlisle is cute, no more fruit! Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever ONE FOR THE GIRLS! (1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..." (2)Dear Lord, (3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for (4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. .:MY MOTHER:. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. Total: 25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: xYou wear lip gloss/stick. Total:7. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Audra Markwell, Mandalynn23, Winchester Girl 92, Winchester Girl 93, Winchester 95, Castiel Girl 93, ThexSinnerzxFallenxArchangel 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers do drugs, If you are part of the 8 percent who do Twilight instead, copy and paste this to your profile The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile. If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile. If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile My Favorite Funny Harry Potter Quotes/Excerpts: (From my friend LoonyLuna15 -check out her FF!) - Philosopher's Stone: Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. "Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?" - Chamber of Secrets: Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs. - Prisoner of Azkaban: As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-" Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?" - Goblet of Fire: "OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!" "Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." Ron: "Who're you going with then?" - Order of the Phoenix "Who's Kreacher?" "Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?" Dudley: "He Mark Evans cheeked me." Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's. "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. "Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -" - Half-Blood Prince: "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..." Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'" - Deathly Hallows: “I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.” "Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“ If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile If you think all the cool people are the ones who have 4-7 imaginary friends, copy and paste this to your profile If you consider the 'Mary Poppins' movie a work of art and that 'supercalafrajalesticexipallidoshus' should constantly be No. 1 on the TOP 100 of All TIME songs, copy and paste this to your profile If you have tests all week long but are looking around people's profiles and laughing at random things, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever sprayed your smelly sneakers with room spray or air refreshner (and then realized that that doesn't work well), copy and paste this to your profile If you have a good mind to sue some peope for excessive dangerous stupidity, copy and paste this to your profile If you have doodled on a tissue/toilet paper and still have it because what you drew was just that good, copy and paste this to your profile If you have saved some shoe boxes because they 'look' nice or have funny stuff written on them, copy and paste this to your profile If you want to seriously injure people who call Edward 'Eddy', copy and paste this to your profile. (You may call Jacob anything you want, though :) If you think I really ought to stay away from the laptop from hereon forth, copy and paste this to your profile :) Someone out there either has too much DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: WELL YOUR FINALLY DONE WITH MY CRAZY LONG PROFILE. Here's a virtual cookie for your awesomeness |
