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Joined 04-17-03, id: 371025
Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, and Ranma.
Jaid: Hello and welcome!

inu-washa: We are the knights who say, 'READ!!!'

Jaid: er...thanks for that.

inu-washa: ^_^

Iris: As if they couldn't tell.

inu-washa: -_-

Iris: Anyway, we are a group of authors characterized by one thing.

Mrs. BB: Insanity.

Jaid: Correct! There are six of us right now, not counting the muses. inu-washa and I have our first humor story up! Yay!

Knight #1

Name: Jaid Skywalker

Author of: 20 stories

Muses: Two. Muse #1 is Jad. Jad is a blonde Elf who hails from Mirkwood. He is mostly polite, a little weak-willed, can be adorable when he wants too, but can also be annoying. Muse #2 is Naga Sadow. Naga used to be a Sith Lord, but was killed. He has been reincarnated as a muse to atone for past wrongs. He is a grumpy, sarcastic guy who wears black and carries a scythe. Don't mess with him. There's also my husband Legolas, but he prefers not to be refferred to as a muse.

About Jaid: I'm also an Elf. Average height and build, with long dark blonde hair and green/gray eyes. I'm inclined to be moody, tempermental, sarcastic and hyper; whichever mood takes me first. As of right now, I am violently tempermental and nobody had better invade my personal space. That means, you stay at least fifteen feet away unless you want your jaw dislocated, k?
Aside from that, I can be pretty nice. ^_^ Really!

Series:

Card Captor Sakura
Cowboy Bebop
Gundam Wing
.hack//SIGN
Inu-Yasha
Jubei-chan the Ninja Girl
Mars
Oh! My Goddess
Ranma 1/2
Ruruoni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Zoids
Pokemon (Laugh and die. Slowly)
X-Men: Evolution
Invader Zim
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars

Quotes:

Heie: “Here’s what I don’t get. Why bother saving her if he died in the process?”
Kurama: “Trust me Heie, there are reasons.”
Heie: “Hmph. Maybe for someone who lives there. I would never do a thing like that. Surviving in this world is hard enough without picking up someone else’s slack.”(Yeah, sure, like we believe you Heie. ^_~) - Yu Yu Hakusho

“A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is killing. What Miss Karou says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands are unstained with blood can believe. But I must admit, I think I prefer Miss Karou’s sweet and innocent talk. Yes. Indeed I do.” – Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)

"Somebody needs a huuuuuug!" -Gir/inu-washa
"NO! STAY BACK!" -Zim/Me (Believe it or not, this conversation happens daily.)

Knight #2

Name: inu-washa

Author of: 5 stories

Muses: Two. Muse #1 is Jordo. He's a dwarf who is addicted to heavy metal and Mountain Dew. Muse #2 is Rei. Rei is a being with wings and looks uncannily like Nabiki Tendo from Ranma 1/2. She is a deadpan sarcastic.

About inu-washa: I'm a halfbreed youkai (half kitsune, half dog), so my appearence is rather odd. I've got doggy ears on top of my head, spikey brown hair, golden eyes and stripe marks on my cheeks. I'm usually very hyper and random, but can get very depressed. I like to make fun of things, especially Jaid. It's fun to freak her out. (Except when she's in a violent mood; she hits hard...)

Series:

Cowboy Bebop
Gundam Wing
.hack//SIGN
Inu-Yasha
Ranma 1/2
Ruruoni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Halo
Legend of Zelda

Quotes:

"I don't know what tommorrow holds, but I know who holds tommorrow." - unknown

Cortania: "What if you miss?"
Master Cheif: "I won't." - Halo

Jet: "Oh damn I'm butchering it...damn..." - Cowboy Bebop

Knight #3

Name: Iris Omega

Author of: 10 stories

Muses: None. I do, however, have a very annoying OC named Lyma-chan who likes bugging me... she's a water-elemental with a sweet yet completely obnoxious personality. She has ankle-length teal-silver hair and large, round aqua eyes.

About Iris: I'm petite, have long blonde hair (am also VERY blonde... personality-wise), and green eyes. Very bubbly, a little naive, and very hyper. A coffee addict. Also a hopeless romantic for other people... not for myself! I like sugar and food in general. I like to jump around, state random things, and play DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!! WOO!!! (and my AOL sn is swimmiegirl89)

Series:

Rurouni Kenshin
Iron Chef
Gundam Wing
Even Stevens
Lizzie McGuire
While You Were Out
Supermarket Sweep
Beat the Clock
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
SpongeBob SquarePants
O Canada
Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Ranma 1/2
Star Wars
The Omega Trilogy

Quotes:

"Your brain is like insurance; it's something you need to have, but something you never want to have to use."

"If you're really poor, a good thing to do is to go around insulting people. Oftentimes, people will throw rocks at you. Maybe one of those rocks will really be a diamond. If not, well, hey, free rocks!"- my friend Steve

Me: If you have a glass and it's filled to the half-way mark with water, is it half-empty or half-full?
My dad: Well, they say an optimist will say half-full, a pessimist will say half-empty, and an engineer will say that the cup's two times the size it needs to be.

Knight #4

Name: LuckyLadybug66

Author of: 84 stories. (Jaid: O.O sheesh...I feel so behind...)

Fav. Series:

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Muses: No muses, but plenty of rabid plotbunnies! They hop around in my head until I write what pleases them.

About LuckyLadybug66: Hmmm. I'm normally shy, but on the Internet I can be very talkative. I'm a full-fledged hurt/comfort and angst writer, and my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! characters are Yugi, Yami Yugi, Seto, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik, and Rishid XD I like Shadi too, and Tea ^_^ Actually, the only characters I don't like are Pegasus, Weevil, and Bandit Keith!

Quotes:

"My friends are never a waste of time" - Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh)

"A man is not defined by his job. A man is defined by his principles." - Mr. Smith (Twice in a Life Time)

"No matter what happens, I will stay loyal to him." - Rishid (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Knight #5

Name: Dragon Spirits

Author of: 2 stories

Fav. Series:

Bey Blade
Card Captor Sakura
Inu-Yasha
Rurouni Kenshin
Sailor Moon
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu Yu Hakusho

Pokemon

Muses: Muse #1 is Nicolas. A character from "The Orgin" who has pyschic powers. Muse #2 is Zelda; she's one of Dragon Spirit's RPG characters and is a sorceress. (Jaid: How come I've never met her?) Muse #3 is DVD or The Dragon Version of Dominic who is also in the Orgin. Muse #4 is Swxer who is a Phoenix and comes and squawks at Dragon Spirit every once in a while.

About Dragon Spirit: I am just an ordinary human (*Gasp*). I have shoulder length black hair, brown eyes, and a light brown (Natural) tan. My mood can change in a split second so I am sorta unpredictable. However I'm usally pretty nice except for the occassinal insult. If I get angry at you I think it'd be best you stayed away. I tend to start speaking with myself so don't get creeped out when that happens. Gosh! Don't I sound just GREAT!? Yeah I know I do!

Quotes:

"Even the strongest chains can be broken by an unexpected force"

DS: "Look! It's Pocohontas!
DS's Dad: "That's Snow White."
DS: "I forget stuff!"

Knight #6

Author Name: Miss Bob Blinkletoes (also known as Amberliz, since Jaid begged her to get an easier name...)

Fav Series:
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
X-Men

Muses: I have rabid bunny slippers, Fluffy and Fang. They're white and fluffy and have red eyes. They're sedated right now and resting comfortably, but who knows how long that will last...the only way to fend them off is by beating them with a rolling pin (Jaid: A frying pan works too!) or giving them porkchops. There's also my husband, Han Solo, but I guess he's not a
muse...
Han: Darn right I'm not. Don't go confusing me with those bunnies of
yours.
*pats Han on the back* I never confuse you with Fluffy and Fang.
Well...only when you wake up in the morning before you've had your
coffee...
Han: *growl*

About Mrs. Bob Blinkletoes (Amberliz): Weeeeeeell there's not much to say about me. I'm a psychotic 17(almost 18! yay!) year old who is addicted to coffee and chocolate and blinkey shoes! I'm short(5'2")! I'm also really random and tend to babble a lot. Like I'm doing now. lol

Quote:

"Life itself is the most wonderful fairytale." ~Hans Christian Anderson

"I remain questionable in my sanity, yet happy in my own little world." ~my Dad (Jaid: I like your dad, Amber!)

"Nothing is sure in life except death and taxes." ~my Dad again!

Jaid: We hope you enjoy our stay!

Iris: Er...'our' stay, Jaid-chan?

Jaid: Oops. O.o *mutters* Darn keyboard is out to get me again...

Everyone sans Jaid and Iris: *sweatdrop*

Jaid: IT'S EVIL I TELL YOU!

inu-washa: And they say I'm the crazy one. *rolls eyes*

Luckyladybuy66: Er...anywayz, please check out Jaid and inu-washa's Yu Yu Hakusho humor story! ^_^

Mrs. BB: And review!

Dragon Spirits: Most definately review.

inu-washa: Otherwise we will come to your house and chant "Icky Icky Pongy Poo" until you do. ^_^

Girls: *sweatdrop*

inu-washa: Correction. Review or I will come to your house and chant "Icky Icky Pongy Poo"...

Girls: Much better.

Iris: Ja!

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The Black Dragon Clan reviews
A year after the events of the magna, Nerima has fallen into a new routine of peacefulness. But the peace is shattered by the arrival of a new family, who seem to fit in with the silly craziness of the town at first, but soon reveal that they have some th
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Nonsense reviews
Just a little story that Knights 1 and 2 came up with. Rating for one swearword. Warning: May contain the following - nonsence, weirdness, OOC, and character bashing. We'll do more if we get some reviews.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/9/2003