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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1890059, Profile Updated: 04-13-09

Hello all.
My name is Tails. I'm a girl. I'm also a human, and a teenager, which is equally as tragic.
I run around the internet as pilolow.
My About Me usually makes me look like an idiot, so I'll just say a few simple things.
I enjoy gore, drawing, writing, making videos, and sometimes videogames. Plus making videos x 10million.
ALSO, DEATH NOTE. Lots and lots of Death Note. D
..and nurses.
If I'm being stupid and/or don't notice something obvious, I probably haven't slept. Excuse my temporary stupidity.

I hate typical anime fans.
You know the ones.
The ones with capslock that use the words kawaii and desu constantly, because they think it's cool and those are the only Japanese words they know.
The people that don't like things if they do not come from Japan.
You know the ones.
There's a word for them, but, on the off-chance that someone is going to get angry, I will not use that word.
I do not like people who behave as such.
You know who you are.
--O.o--
I am an arrogant little brat and I will destroy you and everything you hold near and dear.
--o.O--
I am ambidextrous.
--O.o--
I sometimes forget how to read/comprehend the English language for short periods of time, unless I was the one who wrote/said it in the first place. Yes, English is my first and only language.
--o.O--
I'm really nice unless you decide to do something irritating.
--O.o--
At least half of everything I say is sarcasm or a flat-out lie.
--o.O--
I am almost nocturnal and I am probably smarter than you.
--O.o--
I am likely to be the most paranoid person you will ever meet for the duration of today.
--o.O--
I'm not a planner.
Plans backfire too easily.
--O.o--
If I didn't have boobs, I could totally be a cosplayer.
--o.O--
I don't take anything seriously, so I encourage you to disregard everything I say, especially if I offend you.
It wasn't my intention to upset you.
Or maybe it was.
If that is the case, please take me seriously and be as offended as you like.
--O.o--
I pride myself on my ability to make awkward situations even more awkward than they already are.
--o.O--
If you have no sense of humor, I discourage you to contact me in any way.
Please understand that if you can't make fun of something you like, you have no business liking it in the first place.
--o3o--

Music I like:
Emilie Autumn
Kerli
Angelspit
The Dresden Dolls
The Birthday Massacre
Counting 2 Q
Seether
Linkin Park
SOAD
Muse
TFK
Mindless Self Indulgence
Porcelain & The Tramps
Evanescence
Say Hi to Your Mom
Green Day
The La's
& many moooore~

Anime/Manga I like:
Death Note
Loveless
Godchild
Rozen Maiden
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Elfen Lied
Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
Naruto
Black Cat
plus a bunch of others

Games I like:
Haunting Ground
Rule of Rose
Resident Evil
Soul Calibur THREEEEE
Halo
Okami
DDR
In The Groove
Animal Crossing
and a buuuunch more.

and that's all..?

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Akatsuki Home Cooking by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
Bring it On Akatsuki! by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete