Okay, we'd like to point out that this is joke account that is basically real. We're here to review stories which both have promise and none at all, and we take reviewing seriously.

We're composed to two people who will remain anonymous as long as we are here, and will go by the aliases HotLlama and LlamaDiva (hence the username).

About HotLlamaDiva:

I'm a retarded transvestive that goes by the name "Banana". (Charlie the Unicorn reference, anyone?)

I like stabbing people with ball-point pens, kicking boobs, and sulking all day and being emo because no one gives two flying fucks about me.

If you see me, don't come near because I might infect you with boils and other serious (and possibly viral) infections—that are not only limited to skin—which I think are only zits and pimples.

I do not tolerate people who help me because I'm very insecure and I always think that they're talking about me even when they're not.

I'm a cheerleader who moves like a robot that has been abandoned for a millenium or two. But, hey, what's a few years gonna do to me? What I lack in age, I make up for in experience (jknotreally: I have no experience).