KoS floats in, absently chewing a Petit Miam; sits on chair, and begins to speak.*

KoS: Hmm. So who wants to know about me? Rather than give you my name, age and telephone number, I'll give you a few bits of seemingly disjointed information: then perhaps you can piece them together and get a picture of me. That sound alright? *winks* Now, how to begin ...
*KoS waves hands in mystical manner over crystal ball; screen dissolves to reassemble itself into a photograph of a beaming Tom Felton.*

Voice Over: So, you might want to be introduced to my extended family, no? Well, my splendid extended family of six resides happily on my desk. Firstly, there is Louis the Fourteenth: a wooden cat with the most monstrously overdecorated hat; then a Chinese Junk-in-a-bottle, ceremoniously christened 'The Blue Parrot; a Cook Islands' god named Tangaroa (the god of Fishing and Creation, in case you wanted to know); a can-can dancing fish named Velma; a 1920's dancer on a velvet pouffe called Arabella, who hangs suspended from my desk lamp; and a pretty burgundy beaded pouch (begotten under mysterious circumstances in an Indian bazaar), named Princess Tikka.
What else is there?
- Well, I absolutely adore Lord of the Rings. I mean, adoration bordering on the disturbing Valley of Obsession. I even bought the soundtrack, despite my friends' keen observations of: 'But it's all that classical stuff, en't it ... where are the lyrics?' Upon playing them 'Evenstar', they pronounced Elvish as 'not counting as lyrics, silly!', to which I promptly disowned them.
- My speciality is avocado sandwiches. Whenever there's a party, you can be sure me and my avocado sandwiches are coming along too ...
- I quite enjoy imitating the voices of singers: an almost impeccable rendition of 'Wherever You Will Go,' by The Calling (complete with heart-rending facial expressions and gestures), I can do, as well as various Michelle Branch, Creed, Justin Timberlake and instrumental songs.
- I have a younger sister who is, while I write this, climbing around the cupboards claiming she's 'Spider-Girl' ... she enjoys Harry Potter, 'Mad' Magazine, and pesto pasta. Yumm ...
- On the 5th January, 2003, I discovered my first laugh-line.
- There's a place I'd like to visit, called 'Wistman's Wood'. It's in a book I have of English panoramas (I buy strange things like that) - a Tolkien place, unshaped and primitive, gnarled by the western weather, the trees and rocks alike covered in a skin of moss and lichen. Dartmoor, Devon, if anyone takes a fancy to going there. *winks*
- For a short time in my short life, I wanted to be a hairdresser when I 'grew up'. But didn't every young female on the planet have that aim once? *grins* But my aims have changed; and for now I'm settling for journalist/novelist ... and maybe actress. The world has too many budding fashion designers, to my mind; almost everyone I know wants to be a fashion designer. Ho hum. But enough about my to-be career path for now ...
- I write the longest emails ever known. Well, that I've ever known. Beware should you ever receive one from me!
- My final point about myself (must stop this bio before I get too carried away, like I do in my emails ... heh), would be that I enjoy satires muchly. is a great detective satire: actually the whole site is hilarious, but I thought I'd put it in while we were on the subject of satires ... which we were ... and ... well! If you have any recommendations, drop me a line and I'll go a read/watch them. Of satires, that is. Ah ... well, as this is my final point, I should be off then, shouldn't I? Shouldn't I? ...
KoS:*sighs* Well, cheerio, my penguins!