At last, Hyrule's greatest warriors, the Champions, have been united in the heart of the kingdom to make their epic final stand against Calamity Ganon... when he awakes, that is. Until then, they'll be busy bickering, journeying, and confessing with each other as an adorably dysfunctional family. Humor, adventure, fluff, and drama await inside... story named in honor of the DLC.

Due to my dissatisfaction with certain parts of this story (looks sullenly at the Zora arc), I have chosen to rewrite large sections of it before finishing it. Because the rewrites have become so massive that I am reposting this fic entirely. Eventually, this version will be deleted; however, that won't happen until the rewrites catch up. You can find the revisions on my profile.