Don't Think. Just say yes. Drabble-ish. Fluffy. AU.

"His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."" 1st place winner Public Vote for the Red-Eyed Edward Contest

She's got a bulletproof heart but he's got a hollow point smile. He's a gathering storm. A spark in the darkness. A bruised heart just waiting to happen. At rock bottom, Bella Swan has nowhere to fall but everything to lose.

Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.

After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.

He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.

The war ended over two years ago, but Hermione still feels the echoes of strange memories from that time, as though something is missing or has been taken from her. When she sees Draco Malfoy at a Ministry ball and collapses, falling into a coma, the truth about their past together is revealed.

Bella is used to her life as a chambermaid for the Cullens, but will things change when Edward suddenly returns home from college?

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

Julia is finally part of the world she always dreamed about, but at what cost? She did not want this kind of responsibility. She did not want to risk everything. She did not want to be frozen.

Bree Harris is a witch. She is sent to live with her step-aunt Emily in La Push after her family is killed in a sorcerer attack. She notices that some of the teens that her soon-to-be uncle hangs around is different. One of them imprints. SethxOC rated T.

AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

In the heat of the moment, Draco saves Hermione's life during the Battle of Hogwarts. Months later, he has been imprisoned in Azkaban for the crime of being a Death Eater. What lengths will she go to in her quest to free him and to repay that debt?

Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U

Every town has a tragedy. Every tragedy has a devil. That's me.

Elizabeth returned to Hogwarts to teach classes this time around, rather than attend them. Little did she know that she still had a lot to learn about her old classmates, a mysterious new teacher, and someone she hadn't thought of in ages.

Liz Eden was intent on ruining Sirius Black’s life, of teaching him a lesson, by becoming the girl he would fall for and breaking his heart. However, not everything always goes according to plan. SBOC RLOC Rated T for language and sexual innuendo.

Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

Bella Swan is a time traveler, drifting between the past and present. Can the Cullens help her find the cure before time runs out?

9:37 a.m. Rue de l'Echaude. Paris, France. I was in a strange city, in a new country, on an entirely different continent. So out of my element. Now was not the time to get flustered. Judge's pick, Second Place Overall Judge's Pick, and Best Trifecta Edward in the Control Possess Seduce Contest, 2015

Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC

Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.

It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE

"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.

Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA

A troublemaker and still a child in many ways, Jade gets a wake up call from life when her best friend Draco Malfoy falls in love with the lovely Ginny Weasley. Jade is determined to have him back, only ending up to fall madly in love with him.

As a florist, Isabella plays a role in many significant events, interacting with people during their best moments and their worst. She keeps a part of herself emotionally protected—until pediatrician doctor Edward Cullen and his significant other move into town. Soon, she realizes that doing her job will mean causing her own heart pain.

Hermione is kidnapped alone by Snatchers in the Forest of Dean and brought to Malfoy Manor. After Draco protests to murdering her, Fenrir Greyback is amused with the prospect of forcing Draco to bed her for the night. "Oh, yes she's a sweet one. If you don't, anyone might try to jam themselves inside her." Rated M for explicit sex and threats of sexual violence. (REVISED)

When Jade dies in a horrific car accident after leaving her doomed marriage with Draco, an angel gives Draco a second chance to relive the last seven days with her. Based on the movie 'Three Days'.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU

COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Bella works the streets of Seattle as a prostitute. Edward is waiting to be ordained as a Catholic priest. Is there anything they have to offer each other? Or are there just sacrifices they both have to make… All human. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!

The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...

"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.

Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.

A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.

It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.

After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.

Struggling to adjust after being sent back to the Marauder's time, Hermione finds the love she's always yearned for, but at what cost? If James Potter is the man of her dreams then why can't she stop thinking about his best friend?

Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense

Wanda goes to Melanie for advice about something Wanda's unsure of. She was right, it is all about instinct. One shot.

The Cullens left, leaving a broken Bella behind, What happens when she suddenly gets thrust-ed back in time and comes face to face with the Major and a horde of newborns? How will a human like her survive getting home while in the midst of a vampire war?

Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.

A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M

Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.

September Drabble Wars entry. They have met by chance and had sex in multiple occasions, but they haven't exchanged names or contact information.

One Shot. Bella is sick of being called a little girl. Guess there's only one thing for it right? Lemon.

"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

June Drabble War. Just a couple of minutes and the whole newfound purpose of my afternoons has passed and is gone. Like so much smoke. Green eyes. I wish I had the courage to look at them again. But I know that if I reach for him in anyway, he ll look right through me as if I were made of glass.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

Everybodysaid Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister. ExB

A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.

In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH

Yes, it's back! Though Bella belongs to Jasper, Carlisle can't help but allow his imagination to...wander...when it comes to his sassy, sultry daughter-in-law. See two salacious outtakes from the mind of "Sassafrass Junction"'s Carlisle Cullen. Over 18!Tx

Bella Swan's world is about to be turned upside down when she meets a strange boy named Bronze. His child like attitude is just what she needs to step down off the pedestal she lives upon. All Human.

Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.

Jared/Kim Imprint- Kim has always been quirky and independent, just her and her three friends causing hell. Suddenly Jared disappers, when he comes back he won't stop staring at her with love and lust in his black eyes. Kim not a Dork/Stalker.

Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.

After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J

"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.

"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE

Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV

Abigail Jones had always been just an average Jane type of Ravenclaw, besides her outstanding grades like any other Ravenclaw but when one of her professors does the unthinkable, an unheard of friendship grows and she's left to questioning herself. DrXOC

Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.

Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

Wolf Territory - He was notorious amongst those who did not know the real him. He was known as the poor boy who made it good, a sinner in the eyes of many, a bastard both by birth and character and mostly an animal in the bedroom. I invite you to get to know the real man.

Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"

Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human

WINNER: Judge's Choice for the Beautiful Bellies Contest. Summary: Amidst the turmoil of Nazi occupied France, Bella meets a charming American and is forced to decide between survival and true love. AH E/B

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?

COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.

Edward Cullen has a date with destiny, and Bella Swan needs a ride home. Problem? These two can't stand each other. See what happens as they make the long trek from Dartmouth to Forks, while Edward is in hot pursuit of his Sure Thing.

Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."

Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

On the same night at exactly the same time, cousins Caitlin & Emmy Piper and Sirius Black find themselves on the doorstep of James Potter - who is too obsessed with Lily to notice a blossoming romance, involving a girl also liked by one Regulus Black...

"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.

1849 CA "Bella he loves you! He'll make sure you're taken care of!" Bella runs from an arranged marriage to make her own way only to wind up in something much more sinister. Can she escape & find love & purpose? Mature themes, minor violence/abuse.

Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more…passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.

Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?

Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?

7 yrs after HPDH. Alice McNally, witty Oxford graduate, gets herself into trouble with the Ministry of Magic for writing a book on a hypothetical magical world; an alternate history is revealed via her dreams. Includes Malfoys, Blaise Zabini, & many more!

Italy, 1944. Edward is a resistance fighter, Bella the young girl who joins the fight and awakens his soul. With war and destruction raging all around them, can they hold on to their love and humanity? Written for the Age of Edward contest 2010.

COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.

Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.

Freddie Call imprints on Maribel Castillo, the daughter of a man involved with the mafia. Will he find a way to meet and talk to her? A story about fighting for love and breaking down barriers. Written in the universe created by LostWolfGirl. Complete.

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E

Rosalie Vanderbilt... Hot headed, sarcastic and trouble with a capital T... and she just fell in love with her worst nightmare. DMxOC

FGB Collab With InfinityPoet. Based on the song Bad Girlfriend. Possessiveward & Teasella. What happens when Bella pushes Edwards buttons by flirting with other men? Rated M.

It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.

Were Edward & Rosalie truly honest with Bella when describing their time together before Emmett came into the family? This is their story. True to canon & character, pre-Twilight.

I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.

She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.

Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.

Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Baker Goddess Bella counts the simple connections she has with the dirty, hot construction worker next door to her bakery. Will her simple math have a positive outcome or is she destined for unfulfilled fantasies?

Oppressive summer heat. 80's night. What's a girl to do? Or a guy, for that matter? Two lemon drop shots coming up. Part one - Edward/Bella Part two - Rosalie/Emmett

AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom

This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOC

Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation

One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.

Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!

Bella Swan was planning her latest heist in the art world. A sixty million dollar Picasso hung on the wall of one of the richest men in the world... He is the only person standing between her and a vast fortune.

Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH

Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU

“Dreams? Dreams? Draco, you’re a ruddy nightmare!” Astoria/Draco. One-shot.

The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R

Jade, a blind professor falls in love with Draco; an undercover Death Eater working in Hogwarts to complete Voldemort's mission. She becomes a distraction and as much as Draco tries to ignore her, he always comes back to her. He pays serious consequences.

What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead? Bella/Jasper/Edward

After her father is mysteriously killed by death eaters, Leila Potter moves in with her cousin James and starts Hogwarts making both friends & enemies along the way. But still, she is faced with a bigger challenge: Winning the heart of Sirius Black SBxOC

Isabel Willoughby finds that she is sick of her best friend Sirius Black's incessant love games with all the girls in the school - her solution? To play Sirius at his own marauding game, using a cauldron full of Polyjuice Potion...

Sirius and James make a bet to see if Sirius really can turn any girl pretty, popular, and dateable. The girl they pick is a Gryffindor by the name of Arena Blackwood. SEQUAL POSTED!

Jennifer's parents had a tragic accident she tries not to talk of, even when she befriends the trio of gryffindors but as she makes a name for herself in Hogwarts, she finds a certain prince to be rather appetizing. DracoXOC

Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.

Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.

Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

Collin imprints on Angie, whose over-protective older brother is Embry. Will things work out when so many forces try to pry them apart? There's one more thing... Angie's twelve. What's it like growing up wolf? *Being re-vamped, second chapter is up!*

She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.

Then I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!

Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!

Being alone is not something common when one is a sextuplet. Tara knows that she always has her family but that is put to the test after arriving in La Push. Embry finally finds his soul mate, but not without a challenge. Seeing in Multiples:s story one.

Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.

Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

Written a long time ago, but revamped . Violet Elldir, a Slytherin, had always been an outcast, she didn't fit in with her house, she didn't know who she was, but one day during her 6th year she finds the truth about her past and it changes everything. AU

During the Marauders 7th year at Hogwarts, a girl suddenly makes her way into their lives; What Sirius wants to know is why he never noticed her before. SBOC JPLE Cannon Pairings, AU ending

Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot

Bella and Edwardʼs relationship is interrupted by WWI. He dreams of glory as a soldier, and she must figure out life without him. A moving story of how friendship turns to love when survival is in doubt. ExB AU/AH. Finalist in the Indie TwiFic Awards.

Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria

This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles

Taking place 17 yrs after Breaking Dawn. Angelina, Bella's orphaned sister raised by the Cullens, strives to find her place in the world. Lina develops a special friendship with a much favored pack member, but is it just friendship or much more? Complete

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?

Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?

In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU

Sirius Black had never met Rae Johnson until that fateful day in November. One things for sure,he never expected to find himself falling in love with a shy, quiet and extremely smart girl. Now Slughorn wants her to tutor him, what will happen? PLZ REVIEW!

A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?

He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!

Lila Harrison is the new trainee nurse at Forks Hospital, working under Dr. Cullen. Of course, nothing is simple. Embry Call imprints on Lila! Embry/OC

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.

Forced to leave behind civilization, Magdalene must brave the rugged terrains of Washington for a Summer of Hell. However will a certain werewolf by the name of Seth change that? More importantly, can this city girl live without a mall? M just to be safe.

Ollivander adopts what is thought to be a muggle female, but her destiny lay much deeper. There is a bond that is dark, but she cannot resist nor refuse. High sexual content and violence. DMOC First Draco fic.

Draco Malfoy gives some advice to a Slytherin in love: Rose Weasley. Rose/Scorpius

Just before starting her fifth year at Hogwarts, Rose Weasley tries to earn a few extra coins working at her Uncle's joke shop, just in time to meet that Malfoy kid her father warned her about. Rose/Scorpius with a hint of Draco/Hermoine one shot

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

**Next gen fic: A Weasley and a Malfoy actually being FRIENDS is strange enough, the idea of them being anything MORE than that is simply preposterous... Isn’t it? Rose/Scorpius-- Through Hogwarts and beyond, their changing relationship. **NOW COMPLETE!**

It took one mistake; one mistake and Chloe found her world falling apart. Pregnant, she had to leave after her fifth year. But one year later she is asked if she wants to return. Can she hide the truth from all her friends and the father? Sirius/OC.

NO LONGER ON HIATUS BUT WILL TAKE TIME. Draco gets a gift from his father. It's not a new broomstick but something else. It's a beautiful, bloody and reluctant girl, who's there against her own will. How will Draco act?

Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.

“Pardon?” her voice was clearly coated with confusion. “You heard me clear as crystal, love, I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.” SiriusOC. Complete.

Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.

Sirius and Ella don't think anything of each other, neither good nor bad. It will take a detention, a mysterious urn and some strange dust for them to get to know one another, and even then secrets prevail!

The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.

Although she wasn't a bad person Keira Grey became a deatheater and she was quite comfortable with it until she was given her new mission. Now she has to risk everything, her friends and her freedom all for her school nemesis. Oh what fun!

Lily's boss at the Daily Prophet decides she's developed an unhealthy fixation with Aurors so he sets her the task of covering Gilderoy Lockheart's book release instead. But it seems someone has taught Lily how to smell a rat anywhere she goes. LilyxJames

Remus challenges Sirius into being unable to date, snog, frisk or shag any girl until James can get Lily to go out with him. What happens? Hilarity ensues as Sirius tries to fight his urges. Marauder era. SBOC, JPLE.

NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE

Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.

Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

NOMINATED AT HE HAD IT COMING! Hermione Granger has been living life out of habit since the end of the war. On the war's anniversary, she decides to start living again. She signs up for an art class only to encounter someone she hasn't seen in years.

WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

A boy who turns into a dragon at night.....and a lonely girl who falls in love with a dragon she meets every night......a tale of a forbidden love , DHer. [complete]

Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.