Well, now that you've decided to take a risk and check out my profile, I guess I'll have to tell you a little about myself.

Since this is the internet, and for all I know you could be a dirty perverted old man, no offense, just call me DyingThoughts. It may sound morbid to you, but to me, a rose by any name still smells sweet.

I don't go overboard on the horror/lemons, but I DO write expicidly, so please don't flame me for that specific reason. We all have certain writing styles, mine's just a little darker than your average fluff.

If you flame me, I'll scorch your ass like a marshmallow. But I don't bite unless someone bites me, so I'm not completely sadistic.

That's pretty much it. Until next time kiddos.

Oh, and since they're so popular, why not put up some quotes?-

Beware the stare of Mary Shaw; she had no children, only dolls. And if you see her, do not scream, or she'll rip your tongue out at the seam.- Form Dead Silence. I want to see this movie SO bad.

Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.- Salem's Lot, by Stephen King. One of my favorite authors

A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun for sorrow will not show his head:
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon'd and some punished:
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.- Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespere.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.- The Slippery Slope, by Lemony Snicket. Ten points to you if you know Snickets REAL name.

Lil: That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her

Violet: She just cut some guy's ponytail off.

Lil: Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbing her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise. Cheers!- Coyote Ugly, one of the funniest movies out there.

Hattori Hanzo: What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?

The Bride: I need Japanese steel.

Hattori: Why do you need Japanese steel?

The Bride: I have vermin to kill.

Hattori: You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.

The Bride: Huge.- Kill Bill Vol. 1

Saw these in ACM Rocks' profile. Most of them applied to me, and they were pretty damn funny-

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, ACM Rocks, DyingThoughtsofMe

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten drunk before you were fifeteen, copy this into the profile. ( I've never fallen into a river, but I've gotten pretty wasted)